Story behind Brock's Ugly Sword Tattoo

[Pingu]

I'd make fun of the one bottle thing unless it was a half gallon but combining with pills is no joke. Andre the giant drank 119 beers at one time anyone who knows me knows 8 years ago I could have done that weighing 165 lbs any day of the week. Not with pills though. That's when bad things will happen. Shit even Evan Tanner said he drank over 70 beers a day. I would drink so much beer my feet and hands became swollen like the Michelin man and I'd lose my ability to piss at all there was so much fluid in my system. So I switched to whiskey.
I had many seizures as a young buck...

Awwwwww ............ Keep it in your group man.

 

[Dr Who]

It's a sword? wtf?

 

[Deleted member 551049]

Most stories like these are invented after the fact, to have an explanation for why someone decided to put something on their body permanently other than because they thought it looked cool.

 

[Hatorade]

Not unless the average Sherdogger hits like Shane Carwin or Cain Velasquez. Brock destroyed big tough guys like Heath Herring, not many regular dudes would make him flinch. You think you could turtle up Brock when Mark hunt could not?

I do. Once he felt my power, he would crumble both mentally and physically. I think Brock would seriously underestimate me because I'm like 5'6" 140lbs. He would find out quickly that dynamite comes in small packages when I cracked his big skull and sent him to the ground like Glass Joe.

 

[Cam Zink]

thought it was a dick

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

respect. this is the best story of a not so good tattoo.

 

[LastingEffect]

I'd make fun of the one bottle thing unless it was a half gallon but combining with pills is no joke. Andre the giant drank 119 beers at one time anyone who knows me knows 8 years ago I could have done that weighing 165 lbs any day of the week. Not with pills though. That's when bad things will happen. Shit even Evan Tanner said he drank over 70 beers a day. I would drink so much beer my feet and hands became swollen like the Michelin man and I'd lose my ability to piss at all there was so much fluid in my system. So I switched to whiskey.
I had many seizures as a young buck...

Dude, you crazy! I thought I drank a lot, but you were trying to kill yourself.

Any fun drinking so much? Why you need to intake so much alcohol like beer. Why not drinking half bottle of vodka and go to sleep.

 

[Brit_Brawler]

Cock chestner

 

[puppybird]

It doesn't change the fact that Brock could effortlessly rag doll the average man and destroy them. Brock is a freak and does things that a 295lb man should not be able to do

So what

 

[Fergelmince]

That reasoning makes no sense. So if he wants a drink he tears his shirt off and looks in a mirror?
He'd have been better off getting 'DON'T DRINK A BOTTLE OF VODKA' tattooed on each hand.

Yes, because he’s had so many relapses.

 

[RoosterHucklebuck]

If he wanted to get a sword tattoo, then he should have got a sword tattoo. He had to of approved that ugly ass thing before the artist started. It looks like an old dried up schlong.

 

[Brit_Brawler]

So what

 

[TR1]

"i'm having a really hard time right now. Best way to help it would be to get a shitty tat on my chest".

Really don't follow the logic.

 

[UsernameLOL]

I don’t see how someone could drink 70 beers a day. Someone in this thread claimed to. I drink maybe 6 a day.

 

[puppybird]

I don’t see how someone could drink 70 beers a day. Someone in this thread claimed to. I drink maybe 6 a day.

That’s 6 more than me most days

 

[John makfresshi]

I'd make fun of the one bottle thing unless it was a half gallon but combining with pills is no joke. Andre the giant drank 119 beers at one time anyone who knows me knows 8 years ago I could have done that weighing 165 lbs any day of the week. Not with pills though. That's when bad things will happen. Shit even Evan Tanner said he drank over 70 beers a day. I would drink so much beer my feet and hands became swollen like the Michelin man and I'd lose my ability to piss at all there was so much fluid in my system. So I switched to whiskey.
I had many seizures as a young buck...

Fucking christ. As an ex heroin addict that sounds like a miserable life

 

[BBMN]

Lol, Brock would dominate 99.9% of the neckbeards here with ease

Na, man. The average sherdogger is literally Shane Carwin or Todd Duffee.

/sarcasm

 

[Lateralus]

If you ever dealt with opioid addiction, you would totally get what he's saying.

 

[slavomir]

This is how tattoo people think. I remember I wanted to get some motivational quote and my dad was like why? And I said to remind and motivate and hes like why do you just put it on your wall.

Most ppl w tattoos are immature. Most tattoos have no point even if some storys attached to it.


This guy tattoo a mcdolads menu that big mac was life changing! a week later he tattoo the recipt for the tattoo of the mcd receipt.

This is about as meanginful as tattoos get. People get their kids but man Id feel so weird seeing my face on my dads titties

Wtf, there should be an IQ test in saloon before you can get tatoo.

 

[L.T.]

Fucking christ. As an ex heroin addict that sounds like a miserable life

Who was? Just alcohol buddeh. I've never tried hard drugs. Also 8 years clean... so suck my dick.

Dude, you crazy! I thought I drank a lot, but you were trying to kill yourself.

Any fun drinking so much? Why you need to intake so much alcohol like beer. Why not drinking half bottle of vodka and go to sleep.

Tolerance is in the mind, not the body. I am susceptible to addiction, thus my gambling, and yes I drank with a suicidal edge. Why? I guess that's a long story. Go walk into an AA room (I've never been that wasnt against my will) and ask them "Why?" "Why do you drink?" "Stop it, it's unhealthy" then leave the room.

The itch in your brain is scratched after a couple beers. The itch in my brain can never be scratched. That's the difference between a normal person and a true alcoholic. The movie Beerfest I would have won gold in every competition I thought I was born to do what they were doing. No DUI's, I could drink over 100 drinks and walk in a straight line and remember everything. Real drunks don't get drunk. They don't get DUI's either.

Awwwwww ............ Keep it in your group man.

It was 4am. And I'm rich and could beat your ass up and down the street and I pull hot women with zero effort everywhere I go, why don't you stfu.

 

[Damianj]

Talk shit all you want about the man but he was/is a special individual. Seeing the way he moved in the first Mir fight. There's not many men on the planet that can move like that, especially 270+ lb men. Brock is a freak of nature and a beast most men wish they could be.