Economy stonks v19, ffs. nasdaq is murdered

[rob mafia]

What are some good alternatives to Robinhood?

i stand on busy street corners and sell stock certificates.

 

[brackis1]

If you can't spot the sucker at the table.

It's because I am such a fan of jolly ranchers that I already picked it up.

 

[brackis1]

Would anyone like an interior thigh massage to help me pay for some bitcoin?

 

[rob mafia]

Would anyone like an interior thigh massage to help me pay for some bitcoin?

lolz. is crypto getting rekt because of nvidia's announcement (which... shouldn't really matter since it didn't do shit the first time)? bloomberg just mentioned bitcoin futures. like... what? bitcoin has futures? i thought it traded 24/7/365...

 

[brackis1]

lolz. is crypto getting rekt because of nvidia's announcement (which... shouldn't really matter since it didn't do shit the first time)? bloomberg just mentioned bitcoin futures. like... what? bitcoin has futures? i thought it traded 24/7/365...

Well that and it being related to cryptobro god Musk's comments.
I love watching the cult cannibalize itself.

 

[rob mafia]

Well that and it being related to cryptobro god Musk's comments.
I love watching the cult cannibalize itself.

i'm only trading musk futures from now on

 

[Gas121]

Well looks like BTC and DOGE are crashing back to reality. Now lets see this money pump back into the market instead of fairytales.

 

[Terry Noonan]

Have they built anything yet?

Q4 delivery of vehicles

 

[HOLA]

Buttcoin down to $39,000. Still $39,000 above what it's worth.

 

[Gas121]

Buttcoin down to $39,000. Still $39,000 above what it's worth.

I recon it wil test under 35 by the weekend. Chart is looking ultra bearish here. Ouch

 

[brackis1]

I provide hot towels and a steam room with any massage purchase just FYI.
Can do subscription discounts over DM as well.

 

[G-19]

Looking like a bloodbath kind of day.

 

[rob mafia]

...so are stocks actually getting rekt because... bitcoin's rekt?

what kind of bizarro world are we living in, anyway?

 

[rob mafia]

it's weird how leaps i sold (yesterday) on pltr are/were down a lot (20%) but cciv's similar calls were/are ~unchanged.

and it's funny. i was expecting some red action... but not til ~1:30 or so (ie: before the fed minutes @ 2). and certainly not because... crypto's rekt.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

Buying cArdano and MARA.

 

[mike bags]

I provide hot towels and a steam room with any massage purchase just FYI.
Can do subscription discounts over DM as well.

i could have sworn things like this were illegal on sherdog?

i guess like everything else here, its subjective

 

[brackis1]

i could have sworn things like this were illegal on sherdog?

i guess like everything else here, its subjective

This is strictly for MMA related healing like Master Fabia teaches
The only reason it would be illegal is because it's so effective and would collapse the western medical economy.

 

[rob mafia]

lolz.

nasdaq now down less than the dow/s&p/russell.

 

[mike bags]

This is strictly for MMA related healing like Master Fabia teaches
The only reason it would be illegal is because it's so effective.

you ripping off basement dwelling neckbeards is fine?

by all means, proceed then

 

[rob mafia]

amd's buying back $4B in shares.