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Economy stonks v18, stimutacs

Dumping life savings into coinbase when it starts trading
 
lol @ coinbase IPO being totally built of fraudulent dipshit tweets like this


Yeah lazereyes guy, I haven't seen any coinbase ppl or coinbase lovers on CNBC today, nor their CEO this morning...
 
lol @ coinbase IPO being totally built of fraudulent dipshit tweets like this


Yeah lazereyes guy, I haven't seen any coinbase ppl or coinbase lovers on CNBC today, nor their CEO this morning...

You'll be eating crow as always when you shit on crypto

And it will be beatiful

Coinbase is an amazing company and your taste in women is worse than your take on crypto
 
You'll be eating crow as always when you shit on crypto

And it will be beatiful

Coinbase is an amazing company and your taste in women is worse than your take on crypto
lol what crow is there to eat when I'm laughing at complete retards lie to themselves about media-conspiracies against them?
You think that tweet is true and I haven't seen 10 diff either employees or investors tied to coinbase on CNBC today including their CEO?

It's just funny as fuck to watch the delusion without staking any claim to price action.
 
"OH MY GOD COINBASE OPENING UP OVER 50% THIS IS CRAZY!!!!".....
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(ignores private funding round @ 50% above reference price)
 
$420 coinbase then falls back to 390s I bet lol. Taking a nap
 
aaand I'm already exactly right on that coin bet when I should be sleeping off a cold -_-
 
$420 coinbase then falls back to 390s I bet lol. Taking a nap
Your bet does not mean anything unless you actually bet something on it

Which you didnt

So you get no creds, and you dont get to have extreme sex with that Mongoloid Bloomberger either
 
Your bet does not mean anything unless you actually bet something on it

Which you didnt

So you get no creds, and you dont get to have extreme sex with that Mongoloid Bloomberger either
I cant short it so....
 
Dumping life savings into coinbase when it starts trading

Lmao it will be a wild rise. Bitcoin stocks in general are all over the shop.

Honestly I kinda wanna buy some but I have ZERO idea where the price of this stock goes. And I cannot put any valuation on this stock. I mean the current price already seems outrageous!
 
$Vale latest proxy vote was the longest one I have ever seen.
I rarely vote in those things, but $Vale was so long I did not even bother reading all that shit. If its like 5 things I will read them and may vote(if its more than approving the accountant or board members), but I ain't reading War and Peace for my shares. My shares are not moving needles anyway.

I wish I had enough shares to get invited to the meeting so I could check out some Brazilian ass in person.
 
Had to go back to the doctor yet again to wax/tinnitus bullshit after my boomer nap really missing all the fun today.
I actually would have bought COIN EOD for a fomo scalp too and been right =[
Also @BIKES! I almost recced X today for steel. Whoops
 
lmao Cramer is such a LIAR.
Shredding RMO and ev spacs after he endorse them and NGA 40-60% above current price
 
lmao big shocker Cathie cult buys coinbase today she discloses!
 
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