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Economy stonks v18, stimutacs

rob mafia said:
???

that's not even all that good. i mean, it's $40 in a day, but meanwhile the underlying dropped you $300. a way lower strike gives much better returns on theta.
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You seem to not understand why the IV is sky high
 
Tony Soprano said:
Did anyone in here actually invest in GME?
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It's called gambling

And yes

Many tears shed by coward boomers (Rob Soyfia) who stood on the sidelines losing out on millions of gamestonk gainz

He can't help but to shove his greying head and sour grape balls into every thread that mentions GME and point out that ashhkhutaaaalllyyyy he is not bitter (loser)
 
Wadtucket said:
OK Boomer Genius let's see you try to tHeTa GaNg GME

You won't, cuz u is a bitch lol

Keep crying on the sidelines
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...lolwut?

you're bragging about $40 in theta while the underlying is down $283 atm.

yeah, it's if i know something about theta plays...
 
rob mafia said:
...lolwut?

you're bragging about $40 in theta while the underlying is down $283 atm.

yeah, it's if i know something about theta plays...
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tHe uNdeRLyiNg iS DoWn!!!

Cringe

GME crabwalk is a cash cow and you can't cope with it

Maybe you should stick to flipping SPACs for pennies buddy
 
Wadtucket said:
tHe uNdeRLyiNg iS DoWn!!!

Cringe

GME crabwalk is a cash cow and you can't cope with it

Maybe you should stick to flipping SPACs for pennies buddy
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yeah, man. that contract is worth like $35. it's just so much money!

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lolz @ mentioning cringe after trying to brag about... a $40 theta burn.
 
Credit Suisse is crashing pretty bigly thanks to a hedge fund doing retarded China plays, maybe the first time I'm not losing out on buying puts
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So I bought some GNUS when it dipped under $2.50 on Friday. I bought the Marvel Rumor and earnings are on 03/31.
Its one of the few I hold that is up today.
My portfolio needs a Viagra.
 
lol doctors appoinbtment and errands day, no fun of any kind for me. And I just remembered Friday is a jesus prayer break for the markets so I wasted a perfectly good work day for nothing -_---
 
LMAO Tesla double charging customers for cars on people DEBIT ACCOUNTS.
Brilliant.
 
@Wadtucket you have to admit now Cathie is a crazy ponzi bitch when her new Space ETF is literally buying her other ETFs lol.
 
brackis1 said:
@Wadtucket you have to admit now Cathie is a crazy ponzi bitch when her new Space ETF is literally buying her other ETFs lol.
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Fine I admit I got rattled when I found out she sucks Jesus penis for stonk tips just like Hwang

I still like the stonks in ARKG tho
 
Wadtucket said:
Fine I admit I got rattled when I found out she sucks Jesus penis for stonk tips just like Hwang

I still like the stonks in ARKG tho
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Her and Hwang should make baby to then marry Elon's youngest child to really ice this societal regression into neomonarchical worship.

The great thing for someone like her is they can be crooked as shit either financially or psychologically, but can hide behind a good call or a few decent holdings lol.
 
brackis1 said:
@Wadtucket you have to admit now Cathie is a crazy ponzi bitch when her new Space ETF is literally buying her other ETFs lol.
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i made that same joke elsewhere, and some genius told me that it's nothing like a ponzi scheme because no one's forced to invest.

hordes of retards are in the market now.
 
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