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Economy stonks v18, stimutacs

This Kelvin Beachum guy from the NFL actually sounds fairly smart for an NFL player with his ability to rattle off ticker symbols and pull price-per-share numbers out off the top of his head on camera while being interviewed on CNBC.

Gives me some societal hope. Honestly savvier than a lot of the commentary made by the panelists they have on spewing propaganda.
 
Hahahha holy fuck VIAC is down almost 50% in 4 days. I really should have held that short longer. Whack
 
huh. i think this market killed everyone.

it's just you and i, sweetcheeks. @brackis1


don't worry, everyone! i will avenge you! but probably not til april.
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huh. i think this market killed everyone.

it's just you and i, sweetcheeks. @brackis1


don't worry, everyone! i will avenge you! but probably not til april.
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I'm a happy camper as some SPACs recover off this wework shit and I keep making a few tactical daytrades.
 
I'm a happy camper as some SPACs recover off this wework shit and I keep making a few tactical daytrades.

i've made minimal moves today. closed some short calls i sold yesterday. and that's about it. and i baited a bot into selling me xlnx calls so i closed a giant position there, too.

i bought a bunch of options over the week (mostly calls) that so far look good, but i think i'll roll the dice and hold them for another week.

biden's 3/31 pittsburgh thingy should be a catalyst, i loaded up on some cheap solar calls. otherwise, i'm looking at the mid-late april earnings season... apparently, i'm about a lot of slow plays right now.
 
i've made minimal moves today. closed some short calls i sold yesterday. and that's about it. and i baited a bot into selling me xlnx calls so i closed a giant position there, too.

i bought a bunch of options over the week (mostly calls) that so far look good, but i think i'll roll the dice and hold them for another week.

biden's 3/31 pittsburgh thingy should be a catalyst, i loaded up on some cheap solar calls. otherwise, i'm looking at the mid-late april earnings season... apparently, i'm about a lot of slow plays right now.
VXX is way down today and foreign markets up 1.5% or so makes me think we have at least 1% up.
I'm not really going into it tho; I have zero faith beyond company-specific moves.
 
lmaooo Cathie bb what the fuck happened?
Oh wait God loves the irony of her being some destiny-Christian and buying stonks for phone app gambling.
 
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God I love this stonk

IV at 950% alhamdulillah
 
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God I love this stonk

IV at 950% alhamdulillah

it really does seem like gme stole all the iv from the market.

i just made 0dte plays a couple minutes ago. the only way to find iv, apparently.
 
lmao GSX down 50% too.
"evil citron man" was right.
 
This Kelvin Beachum guy from the NFL actually sounds fairly smart for an NFL player with his ability to rattle off ticker symbols and pull price-per-share numbers out off the top of his head on camera while being interviewed on CNBC.

Gives me some societal hope. Honestly savvier than a lot of the commentary made by the panelists they have on spewing propaganda.
He’s not the one being partially paid in Bitcoin is he?
 
He’s not the one being partially paid in Bitcoin is he?
No that was Russell Okung and that was a promotional scam. He was paid in USD and then made a stunt out of converting it to BTC to help promote his investments.
 
I actually bought 666 shares of ARKK last hr for 109.8 for all of a minute but pussied out holding because I havent hit a spac bagger yet lol. That would have been a nice gain to end the week, oh well.
Come on FPAC or OCA give me some shitcoin bro gains!
 
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This cow just doesn't stop squirting wad milk into my mouth

God I love this stonk
 
Just loaded up on GNOG. Tuesday turnaround coming...
 
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This cow just doesn't stop squirting wad milk into my mouth

God I love this stonk

???

that's not even all that good. i mean, it's $40 in a day, but meanwhile the underlying dropped you $300 (is down $3 at the moment. and this is based on 100 shares and not a PMCC - which would change things greatly). a way lower strike gives much better returns on theta.
 
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