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Economy stonks v16, can't spell ludicrous without lucid.

lol CNBC is balls deep in BTC
Why?
Because its employees arent prohibited from buying and selling it, unlike stocks, so they can pump the fuck out of it.
They have some dumb bitch on to talk about "BTC's energy usage" and she just completely ignored what the energy costs are with "well everything is relative, why is some energy bad and some energy good?"
No bitch, I dont want to pay for things using tokens that cost like $10 in electricity per transaction rofl.

'I predict it will stabilize eventually'

Seriously these people are all just uttering fortune-teller platitudes.
 
My boomer stocks are booming today.
$MRO, I doubled my position on Wednesday and it has already paid.
I think oil is getting ready to run.
DISCLAIMER
Don’t forget I am a retard. I am not a professional.
 
It's hilarious to me how roaring kitty somehow now has all this extra cash yolo-doubling down to be buying gamestop stonk with and basically becoming yet another cult leader for idiots to follow.
 
It's hilarious to me how roaring kitty somehow now has all this extra cash yolo-doubling down to be buying gamestop stonk with and basically becoming yet another cult leader for idiots to follow.

{<huh}

he had piles of gme calls that expired into loads of cash.

but yeah, lemmings gonna do their thing, regardless.
 
{<huh}

he had piles of gme calls that expired into loads of cash.

but yeah, lemmings gonna do their thing, regardless.
Oh I was just told he "doubled his position" according to reports, didn't realize he had calls that turned over.
Thought he was getting shadow-staked.

Either way, he is cashing in on everyone just like all these other cult leaders lol
 
Oh I was just told he "doubled his position" according to reports, didn't realize he had calls that turned over.
Thought he was getting shadow-staked.

Either way, he is cashing in on everyone just like all these other cult leaders lol

sorta. i mean, he made a giant pile of $ (nowhere near what it would have been if he sold everything at $300+, though) and was sitting on a lot of cash from it. he's still sitting on a lot of cash from it. i don't think he's cashing in at retards' expense so much as putting his money where his congressional testimony was/is. might be partially a legal maneuver, but i doubt he ever felt truly at risk from suits/scrutiny.


I'm buying more amd and apple at these prices.

<JackieThumbsUp>

i sold puts.


lolz @ cnbc spending weeks talking about how easy it is to find/hire black executives and then losing their minds at google firing a black woman, as if they'll never find another one. wtf is this bigoted bullshit and why is it spouted so damn hard now... it reminds me of that idiot on cnbc that said, "obviously, as a black woman, i am diverse."

*facepalm*
 
sorta. i mean, he made a giant pile of $ (nowhere near what it would have been if he sold everything at $300+, though) and was sitting on a lot of cash from it. he's still sitting on a lot of cash from it. i don't think he's cashing in at retards' expense so much as putting his money where his congressional testimony was/is. might be partially a legal maneuver, but i doubt he ever felt truly at risk from suits/scrutiny.
Oh he has never been in legal danger; the hearing anointed him the alt-god-investo-king to a lot of people and he is cashing in on that extra level of sway to move the stock.
 
What trading platforms are you all using?

I have several, but I think it's time to switch my Vanguard IRA and brokerage to Fidelity. ER's are just as competitive or even cheaper for equivalent funds, no trailing stop losses in Vanguard, no inverse ETFs in Vanguard, hefty fees for splitting SPAC units so not advantageous to buy pre-split SPAC units at/near NAV, etc, etc. Just wondering how long everything will be held up for.
 
damn GSAH I had orders to load more at 13.95 and it swings to 14.03 and right back to 14.55 -_-
 
Jesus I shorted some SE at 278 but didnt think it would go all the way to 260 today damn closed that too early. Tech getting its poohole worked today lol. Good thing I have more against spy and sqqq and tsla than sdow!
 
Finally some positive news on AEHR. A long hold with potential for a multi-bagger. Wish I got in sub <$2.
 
What trading platforms are you all using?

I have several, but I think it's time to switch my Vanguard IRA and brokerage to Fidelity. ER's are just as competitive or even cheaper for equivalent funds, no trailing stop losses in Vanguard, no inverse ETFs in Vanguard, hefty fees for splitting SPAC units so not advantageous to buy pre-split SPAC units at/near NAV, etc, etc. Just wondering how long everything will be held up for.

vanguard's great if you want to call people and go 1980s. aside from that, it seems far behind most of the brokers now.

i don't have fidelity, but it's supposed to be pretty decent and they specialize in IRAs (their quasi-margin, etc).

i use a bunch of brokers and i'm not stoked about any. imo, they all have their pros/cons. i've been waiting for a clear winner for what feels like forever.

(and speaking of, i was able to undo my webull roth mistake pretty painlessly... just inexplicably needed to wait a few days for the platform to allow it [remove excess contributions] )
 
lmao shorting KSS off this activist elliuot shit up 10% was a fucking GIFT. Bless up easy 2%
 
vanguard's great if you want to call people and go 1980s. aside from that, it seems far behind most of the brokers now.

i don't have fidelity, but it's supposed to be pretty decent and they specialize in IRAs (their quasi-margin, etc).

i use a bunch of brokers and i'm not stoked about any. imo, they all have their pros/cons. i've been waiting for a clear winner for what feels like forever.

(and speaking of, i was able to undo my webull roth mistake pretty painlessly... just inexplicably needed to wait a few days for the platform to allow it [remove excess contributions] )
I agree. I have TDAmeritrade, Chase and Vanguard. When I first opened Vanguard way back when it was a no brainer for me at the time, but it's time to move on.
 
I agree. I have TDAmeritrade, Chase and Vanguard. When I first opened Vanguard way back when it was a no brainer for me at the time, but it's time to move on.
Vanguard I still hold some for its reliability
 
lol CNBC is balls deep in BTC
Why?
Because its employees arent prohibited from buying and selling it, unlike stocks, so they can pump the fuck out of it.
They have some dumb bitch on to talk about "BTC's energy usage" and she just completely ignored what the energy costs are with "well everything is relative, why is some energy bad and some energy good?"
No bitch, I dont want to pay for things using tokens that cost like $10 in electricity per transaction rofl.

'I predict it will stabilize eventually'

Seriously these people are all just uttering fortune-teller platitudes.
You and @rob mafia should start a Conspiracy Social Club bruvva
 
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