Economy stonks v16, can't spell ludicrous without lucid.

[rob mafia]

damn, i saw price action to strike prices today like i haven't seen in ages. on a bunch of tickers.

my inner tin foil hatter thinks that someone tried to push maxn under $40

 

[kahiljabroni]

Man I'm trash. I bought puts on fizz when it was at 160......its at 100 today as it expired worthless. There really is an art to this option thing especially puts. I couldn't have been more right about the stocks trajectory and more wrong about what strike price/date to choose.

Gonna be way more selective going forward...maybe stick to shorting instead of puts.

 

[CatchnShoot]

damn, i saw price action to strike prices today like i haven't seen in ages. on a bunch of tickers.

my inner tin foil hatter thinks that someone tried to push maxn under $40

All that negative renewable energy propaganda put out by the Texas fucks
I don't think your hat has to be full tinfoil to think something coordinated is going on, it dropped like a stone nearing close.

 

[brackis1]

lol of course the one time I try to go read some post-day reddit crap it's down?

 

[44nutman]

rofl FUSE just wont die what a hilarious stock. I want it to crash so I can make it my pet rock.

$FUSE

 

[brackis1]

Man I'm trash. I bought puts on fizz when it was at 160......its at 100 today as it expired worthless. There really is an art to this option thing especially puts. I couldn't have been more right about the stocks trajectory and more wrong about what strike price/date to choose.

Gonna be way more selective going forward...maybe stick to shorting instead of puts.

yeah this is why I just autist common stonk, but I'm also not trying for insane returns, more careful weekly creep upward because the sums are too big for me to risk my emotional stability getting wrecked on some shit.

 

[Wadtucket]

I mean she goes around giving Thiel and co. asexual handjobs on all his investments p much lol

I prefer my favorite SPAC siren from Bloomberg. Swoon

She looks like a 6 year old extraterrestrial with down's syndrome

To each his own I guess

Not surprised abt your taste baby

 

[brackis1]

She looks like a 6 year old extraterrestrial with down's syndrome

To each his own I guess

Not surprised abt your taste baby

I'm talking about a bloomberg reporter, not Grimes.


As to Cathie's fascism, she literally states it: we're aiming for a united hivemind investorbase with a shared political interest in being willing to hemorrhage losses for years in hopes of near-monopolistic control of industries, particularly ones that rely on government contracts lol. Quite literally said that on TV yesterday "WE DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY EARNINGS FOR YEARS IN WINNER-TAKE-ALL RACES" rofl. You think TSLA and all this other bullshit is priced for a robust competitive market with dozens of players? No; they're trying to scorch earth entire industries through suffocating competition and cult capital.

Musk should design a mars rover to find moisture below Cathie's waist while I'm off getting boba with Ms. Spac

 

[brackis1]

also can we talk once again about this absurd cocktease GSAH that wont go down and let me buy, but wont stay up and let me sell either.
20%+ intraday swing.
16 MILLION IN VOLUME ON A SPAC WITH NO NEWS AND A 900MIL CAPITAL POOL (2-10BIL VAL company targets)

 

[brackis1]

Keeping this open for Monday morning in hopes it shakes up some goodies.

 

[brackis1]

oh great CNBC analyst: "Tesla is a 10 bagger from here because Cathie Wood is a visionary" wtf?

 

[brackis1]

Oh sick a news segment now on Elon Musk's profile pic on Twitter. What a parody of life we're in lol.

 

[Gas121]

Cathie makes me hard and I don't know why.

 

[mkess101]

Cathie makes me hard and I don't know why.

Because Wood?

 

[44nutman]

After having the biggest daily loss I ever had, this week, then another shit day, just looked and only down 6 hundy this week.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

NIO next earnings report March 1st. $100 by end of year?

I believe so. I might jump on it next week if it stays in the low 50's.

 

[rob mafia]

Keeping this open for Monday morning in hopes it shakes up some goodies.

lolz

 

[BIKES!]

I’m happy for the weekend for the first time in a while. Need some new plays. My heavy UAL bag softened the anal beating elsewhere. 48 hours of relax let’s go

 

[Wadtucket]

Musk should design a mars rover to find moisture below Cathie's waist while I'm off getting boba with Ms. Spac

Boba with the retarded alien child descended from Uranus u mean

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

stupid beginner question.

when should I buy stock in regards to "Time in Force"

Fidelity gives me three options:
Day
On the Open
On the Close