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Economy Stonks v11, the stonkening

was he talking about buying bitcoin at all-time highs, too?
I mean, he is talking about using it for attention when it's most popular, just like every single thing he does. There is no legitimate discussion.
EDM songs
Cave rescues
Flint Water
etc... etc...
Literally just starts spouting off and making shit up anytime he thinks he has a pulse on what people care about that day.
 
lolz @ these morons talking about anti-vaxxers on "the darkweb."
 
Jesus christ VXX volatility is up 12%?!! on a 1.5% market dip....
Something is not right
 
Jesus put a bullet in my fucking brain: they're using Jay Leno's Shep Smith Tesla suck off segment as the new advert for Sheps CNBC show, meaning I get to watch that 20 times a day for the next few weeks. Jay Leno and Shep Smith might have two of the most annoying cadences this side of Tillman Fertitta
 
Jesus christ VXX volatility is up 12%?!! on a 1.5% market dip....
Something is not right

yeah.

i'm really disappointed so far. i was expecting way more action. i've barely done anything. waiting to see if there's a bigger fall or if the volatility dries up.




Shep Smith might have two of the most annoying cadences this side of Tillman Fertitta

i had no idea who smith was until last month (or whenever they ran promos for this asshat nonstop). i still don't know anything, aside from that i hate him.


edit:

ffs, the main things i wanted to buy are up.

some of the dumb spacs i've been playing opened high, so i sold...

what the hell is this market. it's not even kangaroo. but i guess i don't follow a lot of stocks that are probably getting rekt (ie: travel)
 
i had no idea who smith was until last month (or whenever they ran promos for this asshat nonstop). i still don't know anything, aside from that i hate him.
He was the flagship anchor for Fox for a while but left after clashing with their leadership for being too centrist lol.
Dude is like if Switzerland and Dick Vitale had a child.
 
He was the flagship anchor for Fox for a while but left after clashing with their leadership for being too centrist lol.
Dude is like if Switzerland and Dick Vitale had a child.

holy shit. dick vitale. hahahahahahahahhahahaha. i hadn't thought of him in 20 years.

and wtf? every spac on my list is green.

and srac is way up again. no clue why, but i already closed the puts i had just sold...
 
holy shit. dick vitale. hahahahahahahahhahahaha. i hadn't thought of him in 20 years.

and wtf? every spac on my list is green.

and srac is way up again. no clue why, but i already closed the puts i had just sold...
Yeah my spacs are paying.
Told some family members to sell IPOD premarket and now I'm rainman to them.
I rebought a bit in the 12s.

Damn I was hoping SRAC would keep dumping.

Quantumscape is up 15% again on seemingly nothing.
What a weird fucking day and this VIX scares me.
 
fuck me for not buying AI knowing they buy a shitload of ads on CNBC lol
 
lol the stonks are soaring while TSLA crashes, wtf?
 
i'm going to have to start buying puts soon on garbage like blnk.
 
Meh not the day I was looking for. Stonks up. Red days seem gone especially deep red lol not measly.

Surprised lca bounced considering Fridays hiccup.
 
Holy shit FUBO up 25%. This stock has been ripping huge these last few weeks and I've just watched this trash moon.
 
Very Nice:

"Lockheed Martin buying Aerojet Rocketdyne in $4.4B deal

Aerojet Rocketdyne is currently working on propulsion systems for the Orion deep-space capsule that Lockheed is building for NASA, and other types of built-in-Redmond thrusters are on their way to Mars for NASA's Perseverance rover mission (in which Lockheed is playing a part)." .

Lockheed was down again today. Picked up some more shares at $348. Almost $100 below it's 52 week high now.

Aerojet Rocketdyne AJRD is up 24% today.

 
Holy shit FUBO up 25%. This stock has been ripping huge these last few weeks and I've just watched this trash moon.
lol I told people to buy this shit at 9.4 off an insider buy right after the IPO but I got out around 14 after like 4 days.
Should have known the power of the retard internet stonkening.
 
lol MVIS at 6.75 is hilarious.
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