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Economy Stonks v11, the stonkening

Guys according to CNBC Tesla is going to get bigger because of Jets and HVAC.

Dude the fanboys buying it think tesla will sale 30 million cars and do trillions in revenue.

Elon might start colonizing mars before the shit pops.
 
With $MVIS going ham, this has been a fantastic week.
 
lol so you literally just do options in one direction and then switch to the other once you get exercised against yourself, on blue chips? does that actually work? it sounds too easy to be true haha.

It "works". But if you the stock makes big movements, you can miss out on a lot of the profit. Its a good way to generate steady income on your portfolio, and the downside is that you don't profit much on gaps.
 
lol so you literally just do options in one direction and then switch to the other once you get exercised against yourself, on blue chips? does that actually work? it sounds too easy to be true haha.

It's what I have done before. It's like a extra divided selling OTM calls.
 
Nothing like 20 minutes with Jay Leno doling out financial advice on why TSLA is a buy to cherrytop another pump week on CNBC into the close.
I managed to flip some Moderna that CNBC broke news on, so I won't be too upset. Hope TSLA opens above 700 Monday for the shortfest to begin.
 
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Bought more Lockheed Martin LMT again today at $351. Up to 2% of my portfolio already.
 


I wanna have extreme sex with this woman

She is the best wealth manager in the world and jacks off to Bitcoin

What more can you want
 
lolz @ red futures. i figured they'd be super green because of the dumb stimulus...

works for me, though.
 
Green days are boring now. Let's see some heavy bleeding this week please.
 
and now it looks like a bloodbath. or what were bloodbaths before the year of the circuit breakers.
 
i hope you guys got out of travel stocks. or like an opportunity to buy cheaper...

and i guess futures already bounced off the bottom.

i got so many moves to make, it's gonna be hard to prioritize...

anyone want to buy otm 12/24 puts today, preferably near the bottom?
 
There are huge parties going on in Wuhan and things are back to normal. I’ll bounce on any drops on the airlines. I think the hysteria is at an all time high for the next 28 days max.
 
My wife and I each put $100 in individual robinhood accounts on July 23rd to experiment with individual stocks and mine's currently at $144.87 and hers is around $155 (she got a bunch of free stock getting friends to signup so we are just about even if we subtract her free stock). I can see how people get addicted to investing on individual stocks, i can also see how it could be a disaster and recognize i don't have the mentality to do it for real.
 
I can see how people get addicted to investing on individual stocks, i can also see how it could be a disaster and recognize i don't have the mentality to do it for real.

probably good you recognize it now and not when you're sucking dick behind mcwendy's to get $5 to buy FDs with.
 
Sure enough global scares and CNBC is jizzing themselves over Musk talking Bitcoin.
 
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