Stingiest thing you've seen someone do

[Stargazer Rex]

Long time ago at work we did a Secret Santa gift excange max was $20.

Cuban milf had this cheap Dominican guy but she for got to buy him a gift so she apologize to him and gave him a $20 bill.
Turns out the Dom. guy had me and he also forgot to buy a gift so he got change for the $20 and gave me $15. He mad five bucks!
The reason I remember this is because when the Cuban Milf found out she was pissed and she ripped him a new one.

Did the cuban milf have a thick juicy cuban ass?

 

[def1]

Im not that stingy with my money, but a lot of times my friends will ask me for money or to buy them a drink, and most of the time I tell them no. Sometimes they will tell me that Im fucking stingy, and I'm just like well if you were more frugal with your money then you wouldn't need to be asking me for mine.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Did the cuban milf have a thick juicy cuban ass?

Of course and big tits and a pretty face.
I got along with her very well but a lot of people could not stand her attitude.
That's probably why she was single.

 

[zackryder]

simpsons

Lisa walks in on Marge squeezing ketchup packets into a bottle.
Lisa: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Marge: "This is how I save money on ketchup and mustard."
Lisa: "Do you do it with relish?"
Marge: "No, I'm kinda embarrassed about it."

 

[KingOfAllWar]

I always say i'm an employee but have forgot my card whenever I go to McDonald's and I rotate it so they don't catch on. Like different McD's each time.

I also go back the next day and say they gave me the wrong food but I didn't realise until I got home, they always give me free food. I even take pics of the food to prove I bought it.

I also sneak my own drink into restaurants so I don't have to pay 3.50 for a cup of coke.

I'm stingy:icon_lol:

 

[mike_2613]

steal shit from work like air freshers and garbage bags.

 

[J Storm**]

Back in high school, the cafeteria served really thin pizza, so placing one slice, sometimes even 3, directly on top of another could pass for a single slice. Fuck them and their skimpy ass pizza tho.

Also the nacho cheese was an extra 25 cents so what we did was take those plates with portion divisions in em, fill one up to the brim with cheese and cover it up with a hamburger bun.

We also did the movie ticket stub trick plenty of times. Im glad im not a poor teenager anymore.

 

[Thai Domi]

When my homeboy eats wings, he eats the bones and all. Nothing left.

 

[killakoy]

Wow. Some of you guys are stingy as hell and I'm actually embarrassed for you. I feel bad for the old man and the salt though. It may be that he actually doesn't have any money due to an extremely tight, fixed income. It's common to hear about elderly buying cat food to supplement their meals. Sad really.

I think my cheapest thing is eating my kid's food when they don't finish. However that might not be so much a cheap thing, but rather I hate seeing food going to waste.

I've returned salt to the grocery store before. It was morton salt I believe but when I opened it, it was a solid block of salt. It was stuck together. The canister was only like $2 but I returned it anyway. Most people wouldn't give a shit about $2 but I felt compelled to get a replacement. I'm easily the cheapest person I know.

There's nothing stingy about this. Sometimes, I'll lose money just to take a stand on principle. That's the way it should be.

If you buy something, you should have a reasonable expectation to use it.

I was already one hour late to meet my friends for a camping trip so I was in a massive rush when I went grocery shopping.

When I went to pay I chose the shortest line at the checkout. Only one woman ahead of me. Unfortunately the woman was some kind of extreme coupon user. She literally had coupons for every single thing she bought. And she was arguing with the cashier that she wasn't getting enough discounts. At one point they had to get the manager because of an argument over 8 cents.

As the minutes ticked by I kept thinking of grabbing my stuff and going to a different cashier, but every time I was about to move people would join the other line. But they'd still get out quicker than me. So finally I made the move. By the time I left 17 minutes had passed and she finally had her total. Her bill was $14. She may have been crazy cheap and fairly inconsiderate, but she did save a lot of money.

You know... I don't consider myself cheap, but I've always found extreme couponing fascinating. It could be more of a challenge than anything else. But yeah... sometimes I find myself paying 2x more than what a savvy shopper will for the same product.

 

[HIMBOB]

A guy at work was talking about his GFs wasteful ways.

So he tells us

 

[HIMBOB]

I'd rather focus on how to earn more money, than save the leftover salt from pretzels and some of the other shit you've guys posted. Nothing worse than tightwads. Nothing.

Mind the cents and the dollars take care of themselves,

that works both ways.

 

[mofunky]

My friend just goes up to the counter at McD's and asks for his fries that never came (and he never paid for)

 

[Mooner]

Workers in Subway. Absolute worst.

 

[kuromusha]

When my homeboy eats wings, he eats the bones and all. Nothing left.

LMAO. how the hell does he do that?

 

[MassDistortion]

I work for a print and graphic design shop and the customers complain about 7 cent copies. When they think a print job costs too much they will take the sample we make from scratch and take it else where for a cent or two less. How much are they actually saving? It got to the point where some individuals would have copy jobs done, refuse to pay, and take it out of our garbage. We had to start keeping the garbage inside.

 

[Aunty Dana**]

When I buy books I try to find people who took the course ahead of me, not a problem if you know other students in your program, and offer them cash for the books. Because the school's bookstore buys back books at a lowball rate but charge high ass prices for them.

If I can't manage to do that I buy those international editions online for 1/3 of the cost. But you have to be careful because a lot of the homework problems on those have different figures and values. So I try to avoid it whenever possible.

I work during the summers and part time when I have an easy schedule, have a scholarship and receive federal grants but still I'm poor as shit. I don't know how other people have so much damn money while attending school.

A lot of people do that here (Australia), nothing stingy about it imho I mean you'e saving money and usually the books are at least in good condition, I take care of my books so I can sell them at a good price but I have a few books i highlighted extensively which are hard to sell.

 

[zackryder]

I lit a $100 bill on fire in front of a bum one time on my way to returning some videotapes.

y would u do such a thing?

 

[Chernabog]

In the dining halls they weigh the salad bar as well. What I do is put other items and entrees in those huge bowls and cover the top with lettuce. So instead of paying $10 for a meal, I pay like $2.50.

Damn I'm cheap.

You aren't this guy by any chance are you?

 

[HIMBOB]

There is a difference between stingey and theft.

Stealing shit (like hiding it under other food) is not being stingy that is theft.


Not that I am adverse to it, before I turned 18 I stole heaps of shit, but theft is not a smart option for the over 18 crowd and as such should not earn the same points as say people who re-use tea bags and shit.

 

[Aunty Dana**]

I just read through the rest of the thread and I agree with HIMBOB, some of the stuff posted is stealing not being stingy lol