Stingiest thing you've seen someone do

[BobbyMunson**]

Anyone got any good stories?

There is one guy in my work is just the stingiest bastard ever. He steals the toilet rolls from work so he doesn't need to buy any, often takes wee tubs to all you can eat places and puts food into them for his lunch during the week, puts the dearest apples through as the cheapest ones at the self service and basically just refuses to part with his money unless he absolutely has to.

I cringe just thinking about some of the stuff he does.

 

[faustian]

I lit a $100 bill on fire in front of a bum one time on my way to returning some videotapes.

 

[Da Speeit]

He sounds smart as shit.
That's a hustler, ninja.

When he makes his millions, he'll be wiping his ass with your Buffet Entry fee

 

[UFCfightman**]

I take my snorkeling gear to surf for quarters in wish fountains

 

[MixMartialFarts]

I dont know if this qualifies as Stingy but one time my buddy backed into a parked car when he was pulling out of a restaraunt and dented the car. The restaraunt patio was packed with ppl who all saw so he got out of his car and pretended to write his info on a note and leave it on the cars windsheild. He dident write shit on the note though he just wrote "sorry bout that" and then took off.

 

[Sexy]

 

[faustian]

^ Poor girl who posted the receipt got fired of course.

 

[BobbyMunson**]

He sounds smart as shit.
That's a hustler, ninja.

When he makes his millions, he'll be wiping his ass with your Buffet Entry fee

No doubt about it:icon_lol:

I just couldn't do some of the shit he does, he has no shame.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Last thing I remember was when my mother decided to take me out for lunch for my birthday and the food and service were great, and the bill was like $38.40 and she left $1.60 tip. The waitress I could tell was not happy but sucked it up and said thanks.

I waited for my mother to leave and get towards the door and I discretely left $10 on the table.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

I was at an NHL game once where I saw a guy order a hot dog, and then ask if he could "see" a couple bags of chips because he didn't know which one he wanted. He pocketed one and left the other on the counter and walked away.

The next guy behind him got the hot dog, but paid full price.

 

[Dungrove Elder**]

Last thing I remember was when my mother decided to take me out for lunch for my birthday and the food and service were great, and the bill was like $38.40 and she left $1.60 tip. The waitress I could tell was not happy but sucked it up and said thanks.

I waited for my mother to leave and get towards the door and I discretely left $10 on the table.

if she serves just 5 tables in an hour at the tip your mom gave + her standard wage she is making double minimum wage in my state

 

[Uptown Swinger]

At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.

 

[faustian]

People who eat at Golden Corral were exposed itt

 

[BobbyMunson**]

At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.

Hahaha tremendous

 

[Da Speeit]

People who eat at Golden Corral were exposed itt

Dem Honey-Butter Rolls>>

 

[mister who]

At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.

In the dining halls they weigh the salad bar as well. What I do is put other items and entrees in those huge bowls and cover the top with lettuce. So instead of paying $10 for a meal, I pay like $2.50.

Damn I'm cheap.

 

[faustian]

How racist is this Golden Corral commercial

 

[Sexy]

At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.

Hustle.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

In the dining halls they weigh the salad bar as well. What I do is put other items and entrees in those huge bowls and cover the top with lettuce. So instead of paying $10 for a meal, I pay like $2.50.

Damn I'm cheap.

Reminds me of my school's dining hall.

"Chicken fingers in the bag?"

*Gripping three burgers close to my chest* "Um... yes?"

 

[Uptown Swinger]

People who eat at Golden Corral were exposed itt

I was there for a free meal with co-workers.

edit: but I can't front
I hit up GC a couple times a month because there arent many options near my job.