Movies Steven Seagal performing jumping spinning heel kicks.

[Intermission]

Gene might have held that strangle longer than everyone thought.

You know the full story of that right?

 

[jimbob27]

Maybe Steven should've embraced his weight gain and make it part of his characters.

Like before he fights someone have them laugh and say "this guy can't fight, he's fat!"

Could be funny, like Samo Hung. Or Thor in endgame.

They didn't even put a fat suit on the stuntman because Seagal doesn't see himself as being fat.

 

[mb23100]

I also keep my guitars outside, directly on the lawn.

 

[KnightTemplar]

The gun going bang from the blank charge propelling the squib round out of the barelland the bleeding bullet hole wasn't enough for the entire crew on set to guess what happened, they had to call Seagull for his wisdom in such matters.

Gene might have held that strangle longer than everyone thought.

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that. No way a can like Gene could have choked out the sensei who practically invented BJJ and MMA.

 

[BluntForceTrama]

If seagull was born earlier he definitely would’ve taken David carridines lunch tickets …kung fu would’ve been totally different

 

[heloder]

Looks like he's fighting a gang of midgets.

They're all the same skill level.

 

[Intermission]

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that. No way a can like Gene could have choked out the sensei who practically invented BJJ and MMA.

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Seagal put himself in a choke lock and dared Gene to try and complete it.

 

[Intermission]

I also keep my guitars outside, directly on the lawn.

Haha, good man.

 

[Fedorgasm]

You know the full story of that right?

I don't believe that story about him shitting his pants.

Seagal is a clown and I could see Gene choking him out, but I've seen tons of people get choked out and they didn't shit themselves.

It's just one of those stories that everyone wants to be true.

And I love Gene, but he spent enough time in pro wrestling to learn the value of a great story, regardless of whether it's true.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

It's legit

 

[Intermission]

They didn't even put a fat suit on the stuntman because Seagal doesn't see himself as being fat.

He was pretty thin in this movie.

But he did a good job putting his hands up and circling them like a granny doing Tai Chi

 

[cmw43]

Gotta love how everybody in the scene is below 5 foot tall so he appears to look huge.

To be fair he is 6'4 and the average Thai is 5'7 so it doesn't take much for Seagal to look big.

Here he is with 5'9 Jackie Chan.

 

[Intermission]

"I'm a Russian Mongol, and I'm Russian, my father was a Russian Mongol, so these people are Russian Mongols, so".

Well put

 

[horc00]

LOL @ the two guys he sent flying like 20 feet back from just a short push.

Seagal taught Bruce Lee the 1 inch punch.

 

[horc00]

I'm confused by his hair. It looks like a cap from the front, but hair from the back.

 

[Sobek]

I rewatched a couple a few weeks ago and I often browse the trivia section on imdb whilst doing so. These two comments brought the lulz.

From Under Seige

'Gary Busey described Steven Seagal as very "insecure." He also said he kept pushing to add a sex scene with Erika Eleniak's character so he could really get "down and dirty" with the actress. But all he ended up with was a kiss at the end.'

From Under Seige 2

'During this production Steven Seagal started wearing a girdle to contain his blubbery stomach. This was apparently a temporary fix, as he intended to lose the excess weight eventually. This has not occurred.'

 

[Slapjit]

Yo dats lit bet him still got it too

 

[Intermission]

19:21

"I wasnt around Bruce much.."

Maybe because you were an unknown teenager in Japan when he was in San Francisco?

 

[Intermission]

Seagals kid came in 1975. Bruce Lee was pretty dead by then.

I guess he spoke to Seagal from the grave.

 

[PBAC]

I choose to believe that was Seagal.

I can do that.

Seagal is the greatest actor of all time if he was the only actor and the thing is he's not even acting