Movies Steven Seagal performing jumping spinning heel kicks.

LOL @ the two guys he sent flying like 20 feet back from just a short push.
 
Gotta love how everybody in the scene is below 5 foot tall so he appears to look huge.
 


Lyrics

Me want the buddy, fi make me feel nice
Boy, tell me what you really want, all night
Me want the punani, see for make me nice
Me love the way you walk sometimes
The way you talk is so hot
Now you know let's have a shot of rum
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'
Me want the buddy, him want the punani
 
Maybe Steven should've embraced his weight gain and make it part of his characters.

Like before he fights someone have them laugh and say "this guy can't fight, he's fat!"

Could be funny, like Samo Hung. Or Thor in endgame.
 
"When Brandon was killed like that, they called me 5 mins later"

I told them you will find a projectile in him. You will find a bullet

"They called me back and said wow you're amazing"



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The hole they found in Brandon Lee's stomach should have been a clue that he was shot. I'm petty sure they didn't need to ask Steven Seagal what happened."
 
"When Brandon was killed like that, they called me 5 mins later"

I told them you will find a projectile in him. You will find a bullet

"They called me back and said wow you're amazing"



"
The hole they found in Brandon Lee's stomach should have been a clue that he was shot. I'm petty sure they didn't need to ask Steven Seagal what happened."

The gun going bang from the blank charge propelling the squib round out of the barelland the bleeding bullet hole wasn't enough for the entire crew on set to guess what happened, they had to call Seagull for his wisdom in such matters.

Gene might have held that strangle longer than everyone thought.
 
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