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Bob Wall told a story that he called Stevens dojo and he picked Up the phone saying "master Seagal".
 
This guy is going to die of old age thinking he's the most baddass person ever. He's never been confronted his entire life.
He knows. He knows in the back of his mind than he’s a fraud. That’s why he’s so fucked up. It is exactly because he has never confronted it, and chooses to live a fantasy rather than acknowledge reality.
 
He knows. He knows in the back of his mind than he’s a fraud. That’s why he’s so fucked up. It is exactly because he has never confronted it, and chooses to live a fantasy rather than acknowledge reality.

He's not a fraud but I knew as a kid Aikido was larping, i don't understand how anyone could have ever thought differently.
 
Seagull vs Dux was the superfight we never got. Would have probably ended the planet. A Rogan podcast with those 2 would be comedy gold.
 
I've asked the Aikido community how there's ranks in choreography. They claim it's full contact later. I guess Steven hasn't reached that level yet.
 
He's one kooky motherfucker, but (a) his old movies still rule and they made him super famous so obviously he still has tons of fans and (b) he knows his shit. Anyone who's been doing martial arts for over half a century has shit to teach you. It doesn't matter that he's a fat old man now, it doesn't matter that he's long since forgotten where his real life stops and his movie characters' lives begin, none of that shit matters. The man has been training and teaching various martial arts for so fucking long and aikido specifically forever, he's got a wealth of information and plenty of shit that people can pick up and incorporate if they want to.

I agree Seagal's movies up to and including Under Siege were fucking awesome. Even way past his best, he could occasionally put out surprisingly good movies like Exit Wounds or Glimmer Man.

Martial arts? He trained aikido, bro. That barely qualifies as a Martial Art.
 
For Steven Seagal's Aikido to work doesn't his opponent have to agree in writing beforehand that he is willing to pinball himself all across the dojo like Ricky Morton making it look like Steven Seagal can take it all the way to the pay windah by his own damn self writing a check for $1 Million that his ass could go down to the bank, visit a teller, and ask for cash in exchange with total and absolute success? If yes, then Aikido is a total work.
 
I agree Seagal's movies up to and including Under Siege were fucking awesome. Even way past his best, he could occasionally put out surprisingly good movies like Exit Wounds or Glimmer Man.

Martial arts? He trained aikido, bro. That barely qualifies as a Martial Art.
He started in isshin Ryu karate and is a black belt
 
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He's one kooky motherfucker, but (a) his old movies still rule and they made him super famous so obviously he still has tons of fans and (b) he knows his shit. Anyone who's been doing martial arts for over half a century has shit to teach you. It doesn't matter that he's a fat old man now, it doesn't matter that he's long since forgotten where his real life stops and his movie characters' lives begin, none of that shit matters. The man has been training and teaching various martial arts for so fucking long and aikido specifically forever, he's got a wealth of information and plenty of shit that people can pick up and incorporate if they want to.

Him and Frank Dux need to do a seminar together. Maybe even a book tour.
 
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