Steinermania 287: HE'S FAT

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And I don't use condoms, might as well jerk off in a plastic bag.

My main issue with them is they tend to break. It's self-affirming for a small white guy like me to buy XL condoms.

And I ain't fucking anybody without a condom without blood tests.

And they still don't catch HPV which is a MOTHERFUCKER.
 
My main issue with them is they tend to break. It's self-affirming for a small white guy like me to buy XL condoms.

And I ain't fucking anybody without a condom without blood tests.

And they still don't catch HPV which is a MOTHERFUCKER.
You're too paranoid. Also I know what you mean by breaking condoms, first big time gf use to make we wear them, I'd go through 4 before I could even get a nut, and by that time my dick was fucking purple from snapping those pieces of shits, never again.
 
You're too paranoid. Also I know what you mean by breaking condoms, first big time gf use to make we wear them, I'd go through 4 before I could even get a nut, and by that time my dick was fucking purple from snapping those pieces of shits, never again.

Dude, you apply acid on your dick three times a day for a week and talk to me about paranoid. After oral sex.
 
You know who can get all of my babies...Rachel Nichols...so many babies
 
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
Dude, you apply acid on your dick three times a day for a week and talk to me about paranoid. After oral sex.
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Gotta pick up my dog from the vet today, got him neutered. Feels bad man, I did NOT let him bang. I got him a new 60$ dog bed though it's the least I can do.
 
Gotta pick up my dog from the vet today, got him neutered. Feels bad man, I did NOT let him bang. I got him a new 60$ dog bed though it's the least I can do.

Why you do this man. Peteson and clyde both got balls and the world hasnt ended
 
Gotta pick up my dog from the vet today, got him neutered. Feels bad man, I did NOT let him bang. I got him a new 60$ dog bed though it's the least I can do.

is it a GAME pit tho?
 
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