STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Official Thread v.6

[Kiddo716]

You know what movies are also action flicks:

Seven Samurai
Yojimbo
Sanjuro
Once upon a time in the west
For a few dollars more
The good the bad and the ugly
Die hard
The wild bunch
High noon
The man who shot liberty valence
Gladiator
Black Rain
Le samourai
Rififi
Scarface
Aliens
Dirty Harry
Ronin
indiana Jones
Dirty Dozen
Papillon

Out of my head i think i could come up with 200.Maybe 500 hundred.

And not a single one of them made me angry. Made me cringe.

This is crap, but i should know better. If i had known that Jar jar abrams was responsible for Armaggedon and Mission Impossible 3, i probably wouldnt have lost my time.

I've prob only seen about half of that list, but you know what? I can find something in each one of them that would make me cringe. Do I judge the entire film because of it? No. they are great stories and I don't let simple shit get to me.

at this point it's becoming obvious that you are troll. if you don't like the movie, just exit the thread and don't give Disney anymore of your money.

 

[Kiddo716]

Cosigned (I'm tired of the like button already).

Can we just sit back and enjoy the new character development and beautiful cinematography and FX (costumes and models and art, OH MY!)? Maybe some of these so called inconsistencies will seem like less of a problem when we know more. Not that anything anyone has brought up so far is really much of a problem to being with.
Unless somebody has mentioned Carrie Fisher's acting. She needs to get back on the vodka tonics or something.

cocaine.

 

[John Stockton]

I've prob only seen about half of that list, but you know what? I can find something in each one of them that would make me cringe. Do I judge the entire film because of it? No. they are great stories and I don't let simple shit get to me.

at this point it's becoming obvious that you are troll. if you don't like the movie, just exit the thread and don't give Disney anymore of your money.

Even with its problems, both real and perceived, I don't know how you could give this movie a 1/10 and I think anyone who did is trolling. "The Room" is a 1. That movie I made for my high school film class is a 1. This is not a 1.

 

[Sansara]

I've prob only seen about half of that list, but you know what? I can find something in each one of them that would make me cringe. Do I judge the entire film because of it? No. they are great stories and I don't let simple shit get to me.

at this point it's becoming obvious that you are troll. if you don't like the movie, just exit the thread and don't give Disney anymore of your money.

No i just hate this fucking movie and it makes me angry when crap has success.

Because next summer the public is going to be fed more crap.

Say whatever you want, but at least they original.

This shit is a carbon fucking copy.

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-a-new-hope-rehash-issue.50035592/

 

[DrBdan]

Sorry if this has already been covered but I have a question about the lightsaber that Rey found. They said it was Anakin/Luke's original lightsaber but wasn't that saber lost when Vader cut off Luke's hand in Empire? Hence Luke building his own lightsaber prior to Jedi? I feel like that is such an obvious mistake that I must be missing something.

 

[Minnja]

Sansara's rage is pretty funny

 

[Dizzy]

Sorry if this has already been covered but I have a question about the lightsaber that Rey found. They said it was Anakin/Luke's original lightsaber but wasn't that saber lost when Vader cut off Luke's hand in Empire? Hence Luke building his own lightsaber prior to Jedi? I feel like that is such an obvious mistake that I must be missing something.

The orange lady, can't remember her name at the moment, said that they found it. But the story of how they did was "for another time."

 

[Minnja]

Sorry if this has already been covered but I have a question about the lightsaber that Rey found. They said it was Anakin/Luke's original lightsaber but wasn't that saber lost when Vader cut off Luke's hand in Empire? Hence Luke building his own lightsaber prior to Jedi? I feel like that is such an obvious mistake that I must be missing something.

They found it? Lol

 

[John Stockton]

Sorry if this has already been covered but I have a question about the lightsaber that Rey found. They said it was Anakin/Luke's original lightsaber but wasn't that saber lost when Vader cut off Luke's hand in Empire? Hence Luke building his own lightsaber prior to Jedi? I feel like that is such an obvious mistake that I must be missing something.

I guess some plumber found it on Bespin or something. I guess we just have to assume it found its way into Maz's hands eventually and she knew what it was.

 

[Sansara]

Even with its problems, both real and perceived, I don't know how you could give this movie a 1/10 and I think anyone who did is trolling. "The Room" is a 1. That movie I made for my high school film class is a 1. This is not a 1.

Well lets see.

Because the whole movie is a carbon copy of new hope+ empire strikes back.
Because the protagonist,for me , is unrelatable. She is just too "perfect". It bores me.
Because finn is useless.
Because the "humor" in it is cringe worthy.
Because kylo reminds me too much of justin bieber, and that is not a good thing.
Because a second death star was a really stupid idea. A third? That is beyond ideocracy-level of stupidity.
Because the pace felt too rushed. There is no contemplative moment in the movie, and that is a huge flaw for most movies.
Because "snoke" is a stupid character.
Because the movie lacks explanation, i am watching a movie not a tv series. The whole plot felt like a cliffhanger. Who the hell is snoke? Is kylo powerfull or not? How and why rey is so powerfull? Why kylo throws random temper tantrums? What happened after Return of the jedi? What happened to luke? Why han and leia are not a couple anymore? Why every vital information in the galaxy is put into a cute droid that can be sold as a toy?
Absolutely nothing is explained. It is just action scene after action scene. Purposeless empty movie with two shoehorned protagonists and Justin Bieber as a villain.

This is basically new hope with 21st century stereotypes. Guess what. I hate 21st century. I hate justin bieber, feminism and agenda everywhere. So it is pretty clear what would be my opinion about this movie.

 

[John Stockton]

Well lets see.

Because the whole movie is a carbon copy of new hope+ empire strikes back.
Because the protagonist,for me , is unrelatable. She is just too "perfect". It bores me.
Because finn is useless.
Because the "humor" in it is cringe worthy.
Because kylo reminds me too much of justin bieber, and that is not a good thing.
Because a second death star was a really stupid idea. A third? That is beyond ideocracy-level of stupidity.
Because the pace felt too rushed. There is no contemplative moment in the movie, and that is a huge flaw for most movies.
Because "snoke" is a stupid character.
Because the movie lacks explanation, i am watching a movie not a tv series. The whole plot felt like a cliffhanger. Who the hell is snoke? Is kylo powerfull or not? How and why rey is so powerfull? Why kylo throws random temper tantrums? What happened after Return of the jedi? What happened to luke? Why han and leia are not a couple anymore? Why every vital information in the galaxy is put into a cute droid that can be sold as a toy?
Absolutely nothing is explained. It is just action scene after action scene. Purposeless empty movie with two shoehorned protagonists and Justin Bieber as a villain.

This is basically new hope with 21st century stereotypes. Guess what. I hate 21st century. I hate justin bieber, feminism and agenda everywhere. So it is pretty clear what would be my opinion about this movie.

It still doesn't justify a 1/10. It has more points than that based on SFX and cinematography alone. 1/10 is reserved for a special type of shit.

 

[Kiddo716]

feminism. that's a new one. wasn't luke skywalker originally supposed to be a girl?

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Premature usage of the race card, 15 yard penalty, replay down.

Next time quote the entire post.


And yeah look at the veiled comments from many complainers. He's black so there's an agenda. She's a woman so there's an agenda.

Never an agenda if it's a white male though. Never.

 

[Kiddo716]

Well lets see.

Because the whole movie is a carbon copy of new hope+ empire strikes back.
Because the protagonist,for me , is unrelatable. She is just too "perfect". It bores me.
Because finn is useless.
Because the "humor" in it is cringe worthy.
Because kylo reminds me too much of justin bieber, and that is not a good thing.
Because a second death star was a really stupid idea. A third? That is beyond ideocracy-level of stupidity.
Because the pace felt too rushed. There is no contemplative moment in the movie, and that is a huge flaw for most movies.
Because "snoke" is a stupid character.
Because the movie lacks explanation, i am watching a movie not a tv series. The whole plot felt like a cliffhanger. Who the hell is snoke? Is kylo powerfull or not? How and why rey is so powerfull? Why kylo throws random temper tantrums? What happened after Return of the jedi? What happened to luke? Why han and leia are not a couple anymore? Why every vital information in the galaxy is put into a cute droid that can be sold as a toy?
Absolutely nothing is explained. It is just action scene after action scene. Purposeless empty movie with two shoehorned protagonists and Justin Bieber as a villain.

This is basically new hope with 21st century stereotypes. Guess what. I hate 21st century. I hate justin bieber, feminism and agenda everywhere. So it is pretty clear what would be my opinion about this movie.

so you have to everything explained to you like a 4 y.o. be patient. I'm sure all your questions (or at least most of them) will be answered over the course of the next movies.

 

[Sansara]

It still doesn't justify a 1/10. It has more points than that based on SFX and cinematography alone. 1/10 is reserved for a special type of shit.

Rating are subjective.

It is a pretty clear cut 1/10 in my book.

Battlefield earth was better than this. I never thought i would ever say this.

But at least it was original.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

People still on "Finn being useless"

Obviously they didn't see the movie.

He saved the day at least 3-4 times.

Yet he did nothing.


You can tell who the trolls are instantly. The movie LITERALLY contradicts what they're saying.


Sansara is a great example.

 

[John Stockton]

Next time quote the entire post.


And yeah look at the veiled comments from many complainers. He's black so there's an agenda. She's a woman so there's an agenda.

That was the only part of the post I wished to address since it was out of place and offensive. Just because some complainers are racist doesn't mean you should conflate complaints about Finn with complaints about his race.

Never an agenda if it's a white male though. Never.

Just stop.

 

[John Stockton]

Rating are subjective.

It is a pretty clear cut 1/10 in my book.

Battlefield earth was better than this. I never thought i would ever say this.

But at least it was original.

You're not leaving much gradation at the bottom end of your spectrum, but to each their own I guess.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Well lets see.

Because the whole movie is a carbon copy of new hope+ empire strikes back.
Because the protagonist,for me , is unrelatable. She is just too "perfect". It bores me.
Because finn is useless.
Because the "humor" in it is cringe worthy.
Because kylo reminds me too much of justin bieber, and that is not a good thing.
Because a second death star was a really stupid idea. A third? That is beyond ideocracy-level of stupidity.
Because the pace felt too rushed. There is no contemplative moment in the movie, and that is a huge flaw for most movies.
Because "snoke" is a stupid character.
Because the movie lacks explanation, i am watching a movie not a tv series. The whole plot felt like a cliffhanger. Who the hell is snoke? Is kylo powerfull or not? How and why rey is so powerfull? Why kylo throws random temper tantrums? What happened after Return of the jedi? What happened to luke? Why han and leia are not a couple anymore? Why every vital information in the galaxy is put into a cute droid that can be sold as a toy?
Absolutely nothing is explained. It is just action scene after action scene. Purposeless empty movie with two shoehorned protagonists and Justin Bieber as a villain.

This is basically new hope with 21st century stereotypes. Guess what. I hate 21st century. I hate justin bieber, feminism and agenda everywhere. So it is pretty clear what would be my opinion about this movie.

Seek a therapist. Immediately.

You have clear issues.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

That was the only part of the post I wished to address since it was out of place and offensive. Just because some complainers are racist doesn't mean you should conflate complaints about Finn with complaints about his race.



Just stop.

Has a white male staring role ever had an agenda?

The answer is NO.

But if it's a woman or a minority it's always an agenda. These people literally can't win.