St. Carnal's Pub

[mschatz]

I'm looking at pictures of Taylor Rain making weed brownies right now and smoking ganja. I am at peace.

According to Jenna Haze's myspace profile, she's a stoner

 

[CarnalSalvation]

do you guys get groupies? Steven Crowder does

HAD, then he spent 45 minutes telling them about his girlfriend and no woman has looked at him twice since. I was there, I would know.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

According to Jenna Haze's myspace profile, she's a stoner

I had a girlfriend blow me while I got ripped and watched porn. After the first or second time, she suggested (sincerely, no sarcasm) that next time I get a snack or something. Never shoulda broke up with her. You can totally add eating Funyuns to my list of things I enjoy while getting my dick sucked.

 

[liquid!]

A bowl of Funyuns resting on her back. hahaha

 

[CarnalSalvation]

She best be workin it enough that I can't keep a bowl on her back or I'd be pissed.

 

[mschatz]

Sounds like a keeper!

 

[woogie12]

I used to ahve this girlfriend, after everytime we had sex, she would make me french toast, bacon, and fruit salad. No joke, everytime. My friends always told me to call them after we had sex so they could come over for the good food.

Unfortunately now she's a cokehead. Can't win em all I guess.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Cokeheads can be fun if you just don't take them seriously or give them money.

 

[Hans Burnett]

these love storys bring tears to my eyes

 

[Hans Burnett]

** makes face of crying **

 

[woogie12]

Cokeheads can be fun if you just don't take them seriously or give them money.

Well once she started doing coke, her looks began to suffer bigtime and she just became trashy.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Well once she started doing coke, her looks began to suffer bigtime and she just became trashy.

Plus a lot of junkies lose too much weight and the tits and ass head south. THat sucks.

 

[woogie12]

Exactly. She kinda started looking misshapen or something cause she was losing weight in strange places.

 

[erco]

Cocaine's a helluva drug!

 

[jk3004]

Dayum that's an ugly bitch. Oh wait, is that Rick James's brother?

 

[CarnalSalvation]

No, That's actually Rick.

 

[bacon]

Unityyyyyyyy!

 

[mschatz]

Dahkness!

 

[CarnalSalvation]

FUCK YO COUCH!

I love that sketch. Chalie Murphy is awesome as hell.

 

[woogie12]

Fuck yo couch.