St. Carnal's Pub

[Ted-P]

Cornell has one of the most annoying voices ever.

 

[MatterOverMind]

My first tape was Master of Puppets.

My first CD was Cowboys From Hell.

 

[Donut62]

Cornell has one of the most annoying voices ever.

I'll fuck you till you love him, ***got.

 

[MatterOverMind]

I think Chris Cornhole has a damn good voice.

 

[Donut62]

What the hell, the Pub broke again.

 

[MatterOverMind]

I'm looking for a new house.

It sucks.

If the house is cool, the yard sucks.
If the yard is cool, the house sucks.
If both are cool, it's already been sold.

 

[MatterOverMind]

What the hell, the Pub broke again.

O rly?

 

[mettalhead]

Pretty sure it was the Slim Shady LP.. probably edited

 

[Donut62]

I'm looking for a new house.

It sucks.

If the house is cool, the yard sucks.
If the yard is cool, the house sucks.
If both are cool, it's already been sold.

bacon is selling his place. I'm sure it's all yours.

 

[Donut62]

O rly?

shaddddup

 

[MatterOverMind]

Where's he live?

 

[Ted-P]

corn*** is only good in small doses.

 

[zop]

I'm looking for a new house.

It sucks.

If the house is cool, the yard sucks.
If the yard is cool, the house sucks.
If both are cool, it's already been sold.

Where are you looking for a new house?

 

[mettalhead]

well this shits boring I'm gonna pwn some fools on Mario Kart

 

[MatterOverMind]

And is it badass?

If it's not badass, I don't want it.

 

[magicman531]

I'm looking for a new woman.

It sucks.

If the ass is big, the face sucks.
If the face is cool, the ass sucks.
If both are cool, she's already been taken.

 

[Donut62]

Where's he live?

Somewhere in the desert.

 

[zop]

I'm looking for a new woman.

It sucks.

If the ass is big, the face sucks.
If the face is cool, the ass sucks.
If both are cool, she's already been taken.

Now this is a man with in a serious plight.

 

[MatterOverMind]

Where are you looking for a new house?

Wisconsin. 'Bout 45 minutes from downtown Milwaukee.

 

[Donut62]

I'm looking for a new woman.

It sucks.

If the ass is big, the face sucks.
If the face is cool, the ass sucks.
If both are cool, she's already been taken.

You should probably take whatever you can get and feel blessed that a woman will touch you. Like me.