Spiteful things your GF does

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  1. RhinoRush

    RhinoRush Company Veteran Double Yellow Card

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    My girl is great. But man, does she have one thing she does that makes me insane.

    She mostly works in the evenings, but once per week she has to get up pretty early. Not like 6am or anything, I'm talking 9am.

    So what does she do? She sets her alarm for 8am and then hits the snooze 12 times, thus ensuring that I am more awake than she is, and I have the day off. If she's getting up early for work, you better believe I'm getting up early too.

    Drives me up the fucking wall. This is my day off, I have nothing on my schedule until 230pm today. But here I am at 9:16am wide fucking awake.

    Anyone else have a GF that's more or less perfect but has one unbelievably annoying, spiteful behaviour?
     
  2. ehtheist

    ehtheist #FreeBanchan Banned

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    If only there were some means by which you could communicate your displeasure over this to her... Ah well - guess you'll just have to learn to live with it.
     
  3. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    Rub your wiener all over her snooze button.

    Winning.
     
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  4. RhinoRush

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    You're single aren't you.
     
  5. sub_thug

    sub_thug Silver Belt

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    Wake her up on her day off by peeing on her. It will demonstrate your dominance and communicate your displeasure with being woken up so abruptly.
     
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  6. ehtheist

    ehtheist #FreeBanchan Banned

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    Married. We talk about things and are generally willing to accept some small inconvenience to make the other person's life better.

    If you go on to act like this sort of communication and compromise is some sort of unreasonable expectation in a relationship I suspect you'll be divorced in the future.
     
  7. Gregolian

    Gregolian .45 ACP Platinum Member

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    My gf is awesome. Cooks for me, does the cleaning, and I get sex when I want it. She also doesn't do that stupid shit with the alarm.
     
  8. Gregolian

    Gregolian .45 ACP Platinum Member

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    My gf is my hand btw.
     
  9. Oblivian

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    I haven't slept past 8 AM in years. Lol at 9:16 AM being early.
     
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    Finally some useful advice.
     
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    ShoelessRye Gold Belt

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    Did you mention this to her, or just come here to vent? Does she just lay there after hitting the snooze or do you get some spooning/cuddle time?
     
  12. superking

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    Dismantle the clock and render the snooze button inoperable.
     
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    I feel guilty if I'm in bed past 7am anymore. Like I'm a degenerate sloth or something.
     
  14. Gregolian

    Gregolian .45 ACP Platinum Member

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    Put the clock in a briefcase and watch the panic set in.
     
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    I've been married for over 25 years.....Uh, if that's the most annoying thing she does TS. You've got a keeper.


    My wife does this:


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    Just too annoy the fuck outta me.
     
  16. mjmj

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    What the hell TS, you’re complaining about being awake at 9 am? I was on your side until I read that part. Unless you’re a teenager or had >15 beers the night before, there’s no reason to not be awake at 9 am.

    My wife does the same thing, she has to be at work by 5:45 am. She just turns the volume down so I can't hear it, but she can.
     
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    lol at the pussy whipped men in here moaning.
     
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    My girl does this too. But it is worse for me since if she has a 5AM shift, it means the alarm is going off 6 times at 3:30am TO 4am

    But realistically, some people are naturally predispositioned to sleep more.

    I have fraternal twin daughters, one that looks like me, one like her, and the one that looks like her is always hard to wake up too. Will sleep till 9 if we let her. The one that looks like me is up like clockwork at 6:30 latest

    Fucking lol.

    I almost naturally wake up at 7AM after having kids. Whether I go to bed at 9PM or Midnight, I wake up at 7. It takes a lot of booze for me to sleep to 9:16AM
     
  19. RhinoRush

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    Oh I know she's a keeper. I'm just whining. I've lined something up for 1pm now since I'm up anyway.
     
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  20. n...not crazy

    n...not crazy Red Belt

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    Pfft. That's not annoying. Not seeing the problem. Anyways, I could sleep through 100 snoozes.
     

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