Social Speaking to kids today

[Red Beard]

Good morning boys! Today I am going to speak to a summer camp of kids between the ages of 8 and 11.

I used to work with kids and was a teacher previous to my career in law enforcement, so I have plenty of experience speaking to children.

My question for you guys and it was something I thought about this morning is how different our kids from the last time I worked with them in 2009?

Am I going to go in there with a bunch of kids holding cell phones up doing Tik Tok dances?

How many kids will be dressed like animals?

Do we still bully?

I've realized I may be in over my head and wanted the help of my sherbros to answer all these questions.

 

[dildos]

yes. bully them to assert your dominance straight away.

verbal, emotional and physical bullying is best.

if you do not do this to assert your dominance, they will think you are a doormat and will walk right over you.

 

[Red Beard]

yes. bully them to assert your dominance straight away.

verbal, emotional and physical bullying is best.

if you do not do this to assert your dominance, they will think you are a doormat and will walk right over you.

I might enter the room and just conduct a roast on every child in there.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Pretty sure you have to be gay to work with kids in 2024.

Are you gay?

If not you may have to fake it till you make it.

 

[dildos]

I might enter the room and just conduct a roast on every child in there.

pick out the kid with the weakest hairline.

and just take the micky out of him for like 3/4 of the time you have to talk.

then go for the kids that have glasses on and finish the last 1/4 you have to talk teasing them.

and that is an easy day at work!

 

[Red Beard]

Pretty sure you have to be gay to work with kids in 2024.

Are you gay?

If not you may have to fake it till you make it.

I'm not gay but I love practical jokes. Just a couple bros joking around is as straight as it gets.

 

[Red Beard]

pick out the kid with the weakest hairline.

and just take the micky out of him for like 3/4 of the time you have to talk.

then go for the kids that have glasses on and finish the last 1/4 you have to talk teasing them.

and that is an easy day at work!

Hahahaha this made me laugh! Can you imagine how much trouble I would get in????

 

[Tone C]

I thought you weren't allowed within 50 feet of kids what with the court orders and what not ?










You know , like me.

 

[dildos]

Hahahaha this made me laugh! Can you imagine how much trouble I would get in????

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!

 

[Red Beard]

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!

I have so many hairline jokes too...

 

[dildos]

I have so many hairline jokes too...

dont let them go to waste bro.

and best teach these kids how inferior they are from a young age instead of them learning about it wayyy later in life.

 

[Red Beard]

dont let them go to waste bro.

and best teach these kids how inferior they are from a young age instead of them learning about it wayyy later in life.

 

[SammyPops]

How about those kids with braces? I cant understand 1/2 of my kids friends.

 

[dildos]

How about those kids with braces? I cant understand 1/2 of my kids friends.

understand in what sense, like when they talk? or the fact that half of your kids friends have braces.

 

[Red Beard]

How about those kids with braces? I cant understand 1/2 of my kids friends.

Okay I need to address those kids immediately. Weak genetics and they need to be outted for it.

 

[IIIIIIII]

i dunno, man. a lot changes in 15 years. the fundamentals are the same of course with kids that age, but if you're not up to speed with some of the latest words or trends it may become a bit tough to connect. but since you say you have experience, it may not be so hard. maybe the best advice i could give, if i were a kid listening to an older person trying to give me advice, would be to not talk to me like an idiot. tell me straight-up what it is you want me to learn from you. kids are a lot more adult than we give them credit for.

 

[dildos]

i dunno, man. a lot changes in 15 years. the fundamentals are the same of course with kids that age, but if you're not up to speed with some of the latest words or trends it may become a bit tough to connect. but since you say you have experience, it may not be so hard. maybe the best advice i could give, if i were a kid listening to an older person trying to give me advice, would be to not talk to me like an idiot. tell me straight-up what it is you want me to learn from you. kids are a lot more adult than we give them credit for.

yeah but 8-11 year old kids are still dumb as fuck,

sure they get dumber in their teens. but they do start dumber and just get worse before getting a spike out of nowhere.

 

[SammyPops]

understand in what sense, like when they talk? or the fact that half of your kids friends have braces.

the whole thing .... they talk fast, garbled b/c of the braces, and fucked up words like perf instead of perfect or 'giving' like instead of saying 'great play' during a baseball game, you will hear "that second baseman is giving".

 

[IIIIIIII]

yeah but 8-11 year old kids are still dumb as fuck,

sure they get dumber in their teens. but they do start dumber and just get worse before getting a spike out of nowhere.

not as dumb as you think, is what i'm saying. but maybe our definition of dumb isn't the same lol.

 

[Goon Dog]

Nowadays it's all about Drag Queen Story Hour, so dress accordingly including the gigantic fake tits that Canadian teacher used and give them a show.