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We have them in Canada too. Sovereign citizens are this delightful group of individuals who think they can just opt out of laws by tossing around some pseudo-legal gibberish. They’ll yell "I do not consent!" at traffic stops like it’s a magic phrase that makes the law vanish, for example. At first, it’s kind of funny, but they get loud and obnoxious real fucking fast.
I fucked with a sovereign one time. It was my third time dealing with this one(dealt with a few in my days) and he commanded me to leave him alone. He shouted it in a bank. I slowly backed away and he said what are you doing? I said your ordered me to leave, so I am-I don’t want to leave but I can’t resist.” He had this confused look on his face and then I said “nah, just fucking with you-get the fuck out of the bank.” He yelled at the bank manager and left.