Elections sound bite fight

[toasty]

So as we know the American electorate takes its' time to carefully read, understand and vote strictly on policy issues. Gathering that knowledge from trusted unbiased fact based news organizations with moral and integrity beyond compaer. And with near 100% turnout of eligible voters, there is no doubt that a good policy statement released at the exact right time during the debates can make all the difference in who leads us.

But imagine a different world, where very few informed voters turned up and they voted mostly on sound bites they were fed by a unscrupulous tilted media.

What would be your original sound bite for the left and for the right?

If I were Kamala I'd go with

"Donald and I have both spent a lot of time in court rooms, me as a federal prosecutor trying to make the country safer and him as a felony defendant trying to escape justice"

If I were DJT i'd go with

"Everyone loves the backup quarterback until they have to throw a pass in the real game, don't let this back up come in and fumble away our country"

Yours?

 

[toasty]

kamala - "you can vote for first female and first woman of color to represent the United States of America on the world stage or the first felon to do so the choice is yours"

Donald- "This woman lost a primary to Sleepy Joe, a man incapable of even finishing the race, you can't let her jump in at the finish line and steal this election"

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

Did you fall out of a coconut tree?

 

[toasty]

Kamala "When I look at what has become of his former cabinet members and friends, I wonder if Donald Trump has sent more people to prison than I have"

Donald "I was nominated by the people, she was selected by the democrats against the will of the people. This is america where the people not the political elite get to pick their president"

 

[toasty]

ah crap I can't get the frigging image of Platman throwing coconuts at spider man & luke cage and shouting coconuts to you to load so just frigging google it and then think to yourself damn that ole Toasty sure knows how to hurt a fellow

 

[toasty]

Kamala- "After my historic win, truly any american child, no matter their background, will know that they can grow up to become the president of the untied states of America. You can make American dream possible for all future generations with your vote>"

Donald- "You can have 4 more years of making america great again or 4 more years of flooding america with violent criminals and rampant inflation. If you want to be able to afford your dinner and be safe while shopping for it, I am your only choice"

 

[toasty]

Kamala "your vice presidential nominee called you a moral disgrace, reprehensible and wondered if you were a useful asshole like Nixon or America's Hitler. I know the american voters are smart enough to not let us find out if JD Vance was right."

Donald- "The democrats rejected you in the primary against the worst president and weakest candidate in history. Why would American people vote for you when your own party, thepeopel who know you best, rejected you absolutely and totally?"

 

[scoopj]

Kamala: “What can be, unburdened by what has been.”

Trump: “I don’t know what she just said. And I don’t think she knows what she said either.”

 

[toasty]

Kamala- "And I'd like to thank my loving husband Doug for being here tonight and his loving support always. And i hope to one day meet your 3rd wife Melania, if she ever decides to attend any future debates or trials with you."

Donald- "Weeks ago you were foolish enough to believe Joe Biden was mentally fit enough to run for president, you told us all he was sharp as a tack. If you truly believed that, what makes any think you can go into negotiations with skilled world leaders and come out on top? And if you did not believe he was fit, then you lied to the American people for your own gain. Either way you should be ashamed of yourself"

 

[emefer]

So as we know the American electorate takes its' time to carefully read, understand and vote strictly on policy issues. Gathering that knowledge from trusted unbiased fact based news organizations with moral and integrity beyond compaer. And with near 100% turnout of eligible voters, there is no doubt that a good policy statement released at the exact right time during the debates can make all the difference in who leads us.

But imagine a different world, where very few informed voters turned up and they voted mostly on sound bites they were fed by a unscrupulous tilted media.

What would be your original sound bite for the left and for the right?

If I were Kamala I'd go with

"Donald and I have both spent a lot of time in court rooms, me as a federal prosecutor trying to make the country safer and him as a felony defendant trying to escape justice"

If I were DJT i'd go with

"Everyone loves the backup quarterback until they have to throw a pass in the real game, don't let this back up come in and fumble away our country"

Yours?

Big dick Nick enters and slaps trump across the face with his big dick.

 

[toasty]

The way I picture the final debate opening statements-

Kamala and Donald facing off, scowls on their faces. Large rowdy crowd cheering madly @CantCucktheTuck rolls up with the microphone, alright Mr. President fo Life Trump you have 2 minutes and your time starts now...let's give it up for D-Trumpet!

But Donald looks at the mic in his hand and then up at Harris, his face shows a little doubt, will he choke again like he did in the first debate with Hillary, then we see it change slightly, we now see resolve, as if a calculation was completed and a decision has been made

This girl ain't no motherfucking VP, I know everything she's got to say against me, I am white, I am a fucking dumb, my nuts are small and numb,

I am Stormy's only fan, I don't have a mother fucking healthcare plan, I did just survive a shootin, I do love valdimir Putin, I slept in federal court my ass toot toot tootin,

My boy JD is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Rudy
disbarred and the judgment against him a beauty

This gal don't wanna battle, she's shook
'Cause I ain't no halfway crook, eat big macs for breakfast not melon, multiple count motherfucking felon.

my insurrection did fail, my cabinet members all go to jail, and on Jeffrey Epstein's yachts I did sail.

Fuck everybody! Fuck y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a piece of fucking rich white trash, I say it proudly
And fuck this election, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie.


He tosses the mic to a befuddled Kamala, who says a couple of tentative yo's and check its, then slumps as Trump throws his fist in the air, yells fight fight fight and walks off to thunderous applause,
Cue the credits

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[toasty]

Yah ever post a post that ya think is a pretty good post and nobody gives a fuck about that post,,,,,I mean not even a tl/dr fuck? and did that lack of reaction hurt you in your little crybaby fragile emo soul?

not me, never happened to me,,,,,I'm a diamond encased in another diamod encased is some interstellar shit that is harder than diamonds by like 1000000000x's

 

[Andy Capp]

Well I, for one, thought it was charming.

 

[toasty]

Well I, for one, thought it was charming.

Righto I accept your invitation to become your VP candidate as we storm our way into the hotly contested War Room Presidential Election race. It will be an honor to serve your administration around the war table at The Rabbit Hole Tavern

I would I also present you a free drink voucner for being the only fucking sherdogger to see the genius of my 8 mile Trump mashup but can't figure out how to post a picture in the war room

 

[Andy Capp]

Righto I accept your invitation to become your VP candidate as we storm our way into the hotly contested War Room Presidential Election race. It will be an honor to serve your administration around the war table at The Rabbit Hole Tavern

I would I also present you a free drink voucner for being the only fucking sherdogger to see the genius of my 8 mile Trump mashup but can't figure out how to post a picture in the war room

Check out the stickies on the War Room main page. The one you want is usually at the bottom so it's easy to miss.

Oh and sure, I guess

 

[Andy Capp]

But seriously, from what I've seen I think you'll make a fine underling. Welcome to the team.

 

[toasty]

hmm got it

below seems like a likely exchange in the next debate

 

[toasty]

                         KAMALLA                             
                         Bannon ordered jan 6th, didn't
                         he? Because that's what you told
                         Bannon to do.

                                            KAMALLA
                         And when it went bad, you cut these Jan 6
                         guys loose.

                                          KAMALLA
                         You had Guilliani sign a phony
                         transfer order --

                                     KAMALLA
                         You doctored the twitter books.
                                   
                                     KAMALLA
                         I'll ask for the fourth time. You
                         ordered --

                                     TRUMP
                         You want answers?

                                     KAMALLA
                         I think I'm entitled to them.

                                     TRUMP
                         You want answers?!

                                     KAMALLA
                         I want the truth.

                                     TRUMP
                         You can't handle the truth!


                                     TRUMP
                               Lady, we live in a world that has
                         walls. And those walls have to be
                         paid for by Mexico and guarded by men with guns.
                         Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Biden? I
                         have a greater responsibility than
                         you can possibly fathom. You weep
                         for the pentagon and you curse the
                         Maga crowd. You have that luxury. You
                         have the luxury of not knowing what
                         I know: That Jan 6th, while
                         tragic, probably saved lives. And my
                         existence, while grotesque and
                         incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
                              (beat)
                         You don't want the truth. Because
                         deep down, in places you don't talk
                         about at parties, you want me on
                         that wall. You need me there.
                              (boasting)
                         We use words like Covfefe, MAGA,
                         Let’s go Brandon... we use these words as the
                         backbone to a life spent defending
                         something. You use 'em as a punchline.
                              (beat)
                         I have neither the time nor the
                         inclination to explain myself to a
                         woman who rises and sleeps under the
                         blanket of the very freedom I provide,
                         then questions the manner in which I
                         provide it. I'd prefer you just said
                         thank you and went on your way.
                         Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
                         weapon and stand a post. Either way,
                         I don't give a damn what you think
                         you're entitled to.

                                     KAMALLA
                              (quietly)
                         Did you order Jan 6th?

                                     TRUMP
                              (beat)
                         I did the job America sent me to do.

                                     KAMALLA
                         Did you order Jan 6th?

                                     TRUMP
                              (pause)
                         You're goddamn right I did.