***SOS HELP ME IMMEDIATELY***

[TeTe]

Any guesses on what drugs he took?

Just when I thought I've seen it all around here

 

[Deleted member 583449]

hey i got 50 dollars.

I'm listening...

 

[HereticBD]

I pulled some strings. Red Green is on his way.

 

[Spath]

Wow this is still going on! And we even had another plot twist with that IG convo

I was laughing my ass off thinking about this whole thing and now we’re pulled back in!

Like @FIGHTING TALK put it:

Plans are in place to shower, and head out.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Any guesses on what drugs he took?

I don't know, but I have a Bachelor party next weekend and would appreciate if the TS can hook me up with whatever he took

 

[Andy Capp]

So after @Wormwood's visit no more Instagram convo either? Oh, and good on ya, sherbro.

Drug bender or crazy hijinks? About 80-20 I think; there are still a lot of unanswered questions.

 

[Atomic 187]

Wormwood should definitely get a Platinum membership. Dude earned it and when you consider he put himself at great risk.

Quoted for posterity. Make it happen Shergods

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Alright I guess I'll go read this guys prison thread in the meantime

 

[hohner]

So did this guy get whacked or what?

 

[Nada.]

And what "psychosis" are you having as you write this?

I'm bored beyond belief so obviously none.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

This might explain the Norther Ireland thing.

Maybe that was the embassy office he was in contact with during his prison stint and they just have shitty documentation.

I was there for a month before the Australian embassy found Me. Wasn't even my own embassy. But being a commonwealth Country we can use England, Canada. Australia, New Zealand.

A girl from the Australian embassy who was visiting an Australian guy for murder found me.

Rice, fish heads if you're lucky. 3 meals of absolute shit a day.

 

[Mr Holmes]

This could very well be the greatest thread of all time.

Would take a lot to pass the wedding photos thread.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Any guesses on what drugs he took?

The one labeled "Tranny Fanny"!

 

[LazaRRus]

Dude doesn't say what he did, why he's in trouble or with whom he's in trouble with.

Dude if you want me to do work for you I need to know why I should care.

He did drugs. Lots of them

 

[DespicablePeep]

EPIC THREAD! I´m INNNN

My name is Joshua Harley and I am a 33 year old Canadian. There's a very good chance my life is now finished forever.

I need you to contact the embassy of Canada RIGHT Now if you are reading this. As well as any other agency that you think can help me while being stranded overseas in Thailand. Anything and everything will help. Make absolutely as much noise as you can.

CNN, FBI, everything. Contact them all immediately. You need to make as much noise as possible or I'm dead before midnight I guarantee it.

I am at white orchid inn 2 on soi 4 in Nana plaza and I have no way of getting to the embassy. The entire hotel is helping, in fact most of the street is because it's my life or hers. The Mafia will shoot me dead before I make it to the embassy.

I will either be framed for about a thousand bullshit crimes I didn't do, and then be expected to raise millions to avoid being shot dead or thrown in jail for some ridiculous amount of time. Or I'll simply be shot dead later on today.

If you are reading this, please help me out. I don't want to die here in this hotel on this road. I want to
go home.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

So did this guy get whacked or what?

Yea, out of his mInD!

 

[rocketskates]

More importantly, how did it smell inside the room?

 

[LazaRRus]

Alright I guess I'll go read this guys prison thread in the meantime

I read it. Worth the read

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Probably should merge this thread with the 'i want to try meth, heroin or crack" one

 

[Red Beard]

This is absolutely bat shit crazy lol! @Wormwood long live our new King!!!!!!!