***SOS HELP ME IMMEDIATELY***

[Medulla Omoplata]

Did the TS even thank Wormwood for checking up on him?

Hopefully in traditional Thai style

 

[usernamee]

So is he dedded??

From the looks of it, Wormwood killed him with a fork.

 

[rocketskates]

Funny that tuk tuk has two meanings in Thailand

 

[BluntForceTrama]

 

[rocketskates]

I don't know, but I have a Bachelor party next weekend and would appreciate if the TS can hook me up with whatever he took

I wish he would too. This has been entertaining. Maybe we can send someone to check on you if that happens.

 

[hohner]

Whacked on drugs

In Thailand? That's not smart.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Someone else gonna try and talk to TS on Instagram then?

 

[Strychnine]

<{ByeHomer}>

 

[LazaRRus]

Damn. I'm out of likes. @TeTe we should get an exemption because of this thread. Extenuating circumstances so to speak

 

[LazaRRus]

In Thailand? That's not smart.

Just going to go out on a limb here and venture a guess that he's not a Rhodes Scholar

 

[hohner]

Just going to go out on a limb here and venture a guess that he's not a Rhodes Scholar

Plenty of smart people are fucking dumb iirc

 

[LazaRRus]

Plenty of smart people are fucking dumb iirc

While true, I don't think he qualifies

 

[Sickbro69420]

Guys, stop with the drugs speculations and quit wasting time. Even if it is that, he might still need help.

Whether this is a prank or not, don't take the chance and not do anything because the consequences could be too great. If this is a prank, then I will actually be relieved but it's better to not take the chance of doing nothing.

Contact the embassy or anyone else that you think could help. If it was a prank, then fair play but someone might seriously need help.

He hasn't given any details or any information and hasn't responded back. People are responding and trying to help and even are in thailand trying to reach out. Chill out forum karen. People can speculate about a situation.
Your post isn't going to save his life if he is really in deep shit. Do you even know why he would be in this deep shit or how to get him out. Use your fucking head.

 

[hohner]

While true, I don't think he qualifies

My condolences to his parents.

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

MODS DO NOT DELETE

My name is Joshua Harley and I am a 33 year old Canadian. There's a very good chance my life is now finished forever.

I need you to contact the embassy of Canada RIGHT Now if you are reading this. As well as any other agency that you think can help me while being stranded overseas in Thailand. Anything and everything will help. Make absolutely as much noise as you can.

CNN, FBI, everything. Contact them all immediately. You need to make as much noise as possible or I'm dead before midnight I guarantee it.

I am at white orchid inn 2 on soi 4 in Nana plaza and I have no way of getting to the embassy. The entire hotel is helping, in fact most of the street is because it's my life or hers. The Mafia will shoot me dead before I make it to the embassy.

I will either be framed for about a thousand bullshit crimes I didn't do, and then be expected to raise millions to avoid being shot dead or thrown in jail for some ridiculous amount of time. Or I'll simply be shot dead later on today.

If you are reading this, please help me out. I don't want to die here in this hotel on this road. I want to go home.

I need you to think very carefully....do you see any asian snatch near you? If so, grab the 5 hottest pieces and I will fly over there immediately for penetration....deep penetration.

 

[Darkballs]

Now that you told us about yourself, what's your opinion of this thread?

It serves as solid proof as to how gullible and stupid this forum is.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I need you to think very carefully....do you see any asian snatch near you? If so, grab the 5 hottest pieces and I will fly over there immediately for penetration....deep penetration.

name and post checks out....

 

[LazaRRus]

I need you to think very carefully....do you see any asian snatch near you? If so, grab the 5 hottest pieces and I will fly over there immediately for penetration....deep penetration.

Oh boy (literally and figuratively)

 

[no fat chicks]

According to his ig posts and comments the embassy has been contacted and is aware of the situation.

 

[Jose Beehive]

@Zebra Cheeks

Has the 'Cheeks stamp of approval' expired or ... ?