***SOS HELP ME IMMEDIATELY***

Mtlguy said:
My name is Joshua Harley and I am a 33 year old Canadian. There's a very good chance my life is now finished forever.

I need you to contact the embassy of Canada RIGHT Now if you are reading this. As well as any other agency that you think can help me while being stranded overseas in Thailand. Anything and everything will help. Make absolutely as much noise as you can.

CNN, FBI, everything. Contact them all immediately. You need to make as much noise as possible or I'm dead before midnight I guarantee it.

I am at white orchid inn 2 on soi 4 in Nana plaza and I have no way of getting to the embassy. The entire hotel is helping, in fact most of the street is because it's my life or hers. The Mafia will shoot me dead before I make it to the embassy.

I will either be framed for about a thousand bullshit crimes I didn't do, and then be expected to raise millions to avoid being shot dead or thrown in jail for some ridiculous amount of time. Or I'll simply be shot dead later on today.

If you are reading this, please help me out. I don't want to die here in this hotel on this road. I want to go home.
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Since your message seemed legit, I made a couple of phone calls and was informed that you already moved from Thailand to Northern Ireland.
Did you visit Thailand recently for business or something? Doesn't make sense.
 
My first take was that someone is doing an impression on Phil Baroni’s latest paranoid ramblings.

This is weird. How does an embassy save you from a mob that’s waiting to shoot you on sight? Do they come pick you up swat style rescue mission? I have no idea. Maybe some canadian sherbro give them a call and we’ll get an update of the situation later.

Hope you haven’t really messed up something. Stay safe

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Mtlguy said:
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My name is Joshua Harley and I am a 33 year old Canadian. There's a very good chance my life is now finished forever.

I need you to contact the embassy of Canada RIGHT Now if you are reading this. As well as any other agency that you think can help me while being stranded overseas in Thailand. Anything and everything will help. Make absolutely as much noise as you can.

CNN, FBI, everything. Contact them all immediately. You need to make as much noise as possible or I'm dead before midnight I guarantee it.

I am at white orchid inn 2 on soi 4 in Nana plaza and I have no way of getting to the embassy. The entire hotel is helping, in fact most of the street is because it's my life or hers. The Mafia will shoot me dead before I make it to the embassy.

I will either be framed for about a thousand bullshit crimes I didn't do, and then be expected to raise millions to avoid being shot dead or thrown in jail for some ridiculous amount of time. Or I'll simply be shot dead later on today.

If you are reading this, please help me out. I don't want to die here in this hotel on this road. I want to go home.
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What did you do
 
Dude got himself in such a fucked up situation. I feel bad for this guy. Oh boy wtf man?
 
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Bangkok has you now, dude.
 
boxingskills said:
If I am in trouble I am reaching out to my Sherbros first.
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I would have done the same, though I'm not sure that's a great idea after seeing these responses. Then again there's a Sherdogger that would be dead if it wasn't for people working together to get them medical attention, so it's worked before.
 
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