***SOS HELP ME IMMEDIATELY***

[ImTheTypeOfGuy]

This thread has given me CTE.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Maybe someone has hacked his Sherdog acc and IG

Just seems weird that both would be don't you think? He's not been back here since his initial posts hours and hours ago now... And his last posts here before today are a while back I think.
EDIT: He hasn't posted here since September 2020 before today.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

lol
I've had 3 cups of Coffee and opened the window, does that count?

Just don't tell us after your recovery, that you feel "Pretty"

 

[pride_rules]

I would have done the same, though I'm not sure that's a great idea after seeing these responses. Then again there's a Sherdogger that would be dead if it wasn't for people working together to get them medical attention, so it's worked before.

not all of us sherdoggers post that we care. y'know we have 250 lb 6'5 images to keep up.
all seriousness. if a bad man from texas needed some help. i know a guy

 

[Terry Toughnut]

I need to sleep but this thread

 

[Damien Karras]

Ok I lol'd
Especially due to his admission of having a small dick

 

[1AM]

If the hotel is helping him hide, why not jump into an empty laundry cart, have some laundry thrown ontop and loaded into a van, have it drive close to the embassy etc and just run like a mad man and remeber to zig and zag. I learnt the ol zig and zag while playing fortnite it seriously works bro.

 

[Reign009]

Haha really? Ok.. I’m grabbing dinner but I’ll do it on my way back in about an hour or so... I just have to find a fork.

Should probably make sure the gf is ok too and not being held captive by TS. I'm just throwing that out there.

 

[Wormwood]

Goodness gracious! That is awesome!!! Yes, Taeyeon's birthday is coming!! This is the best picture I've ever seen on sherdog, hands down!!! That's the best, man!

Everyone better put respect on this man's name! @Wormwood

I laughed when I saw that on the back of a random tuk tuk. Glad I took a photo of it!

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Wow. I woke up around an hour ago because I had to pee. Started reading this thread just to figure out as a Canadian what I should do if anything. It became apparent fairly quick that people had contacted the CDN authorities. So, I just kept reading.

I’m still trying to figure out what the frantic pleas for help were. I guess from what @Wormwood said about TS being okay. That he was majorly fucked on drugs. These things can happen accidentally. I had an incident about 3 decades back.

I was pretty worried when I saw the pic of the cat, though. That cat doesn’t look normal to me.

What a fucked up story. Glad it all worked out. Good on all you guys that contacted the authorities, etc.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Just don't tell us after your recovery, that you feel "Pretty"

I already know I'm a crimson queen whether I feel it or not.

 

[PeacePipe]

It seems odd that dude would ask for all of this attention paranoid and seemingly freaking out, but then appear docile and sleepy when someone shows up to his room...

Almost as though the drugs wore off and he went to sleep

 

[Fox by the Sea]

easy way to do solve this
@Wormwood get a photo with the dude, and keep the geotags on the photo, then upload here.
or maybe TS gets up from his drunken stupor and does some explaining.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Almost as though the drugs wore off and he went to sleep

That would make sense if he hadn't been messaging another Sherbro whilst he was potentially sleeping.

The sleepy visit and the IG messages were minutes apart.

Like one impression is like this

And the other is like

 

[Histalian]

The things simps would do to to be with Bar Fine girls all life.

 

[Wormwood]

Should probably make sure the gf is ok too and not being held captive by TS. I'm just throwing that out there.

Girlfriend (or a Thai woman) seemed fine. She was the one who opened the door. When he came to the doorway, she walked away out of sight. Both seemed really mellow and relaxed. So relaxed I assumed Joshua was napping but apparently he wasn’t.

 

[PeacePipe]

You had me until the 'use a condom' part

Also noone gets fucked up for insulting the king in 2021. times are changing here man. 99% of thais despise the current king. they dont even stand for his anthem at the start of movies anymore.

I'm wearing a condom in SE Asia dude.

 

[Askren’s chin]

I'm wearing a condom in SE Asia dude.

Going raw is half the fun thou

 

[Reign009]

easy way to do solve this
@Wormwood get a photo with the dude, and keep the geotags on the photo, then upload here.
or maybe TS gets up from his drunken stupor and does some explaining.

The gf too. Gotta see the gf.

 

[Woldog]

@Wormwood are you saying I should not have shown up stormed the hotel, and broken out guns blazing? This will be awkward to explain away.