So you find this in your house

[AGGAMEMNON66]

It probably already laid eggs in your brain last night!

It probably already ate eggs plain on your last flight!

 

[osudude]

I'd like to lay some eggs in your anus.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

 

[lolcat15]

I'd be a diva just like Justin Bieber in a moment

 

[Shayo]

I'd like to lay some eggs in your anus.

That name. That quote. Ill remember you...

I was going to say set my cat on it but i kinda like my cat.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I was going to say set my cat on it but i kinda like my cat.

A cat would fuck that spider up bad.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Shit my pants

I'd go monkey style, shit in my hands and throw it at him.

Or cry and surrender the house to him peacefully.

 

[Project 2501]

Put some boxing gloves & attire and KO that mutherfucker.

 

[RemoWilliams1a**]

Shoot for a single, get mount, and rain 12-6 elbows.

ummm. Grabbing one leg aint gonna get him down.

or i could apply a leg lock and hold it after it tapped.....buit id still lose in the end with a lifetime ban

Spiders don't tap to leg locks. they let you break that shit right off and they regrow a new leg at their next molt.

 

[RemoWilliams1a**]

Id offer it some of my vodka and then call some broads over and have an orgy. We would then grow old together and give each other old man/spider massages until one of us passes away. The living one would then eat the dead one in honor of our friendship. Id make sure he starts paying rent before this all happens. Spiders are known for trying to get out of rent.

I don't believe one word of this post.

Spiders don't eat already dead food. They suck out the juices of their paralyzed but living prey. the prey natural recovery system tries to create more blood and fluid to keep you alive just increasing the feast the spider gets but eventually they turn your innards into a giant smoothie and gulp the last of you down leaving just a shell.

 

[RemoWilliams1a**]

1) Google 'Lifespan of Huntsman Spider'

2) Return at end of said lifespan.

Cool.

Here ya go.

 

[Shayo]

A cat would fuck that spider up bad.

Ha ha i know. He would toy with him before taking his head clean off. Ive seen him make a grass snake his bitch until i intervened.

 

[lakersfan45]

I would probably faint and be eaten alive

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

What do you do?

 

[BORCAT]

Hunts mans are meh.

Nothing to worry about.

 

[BORCAT]

Funnel webs are the only ones I care to not get bitten by.

 

[Sock Puppet]

call nasa

 

[iCARNACKi]

 

[Hyperglide]

Sit down with it and have long intelligent discussion about world economic views over some tea and crumpets. Spare no expense.

 

[The Green Lantern]

Id more than likely come home to spider-parts scattered about and my cat laying on the couch licking his claws like a boss, looking up at me with a look that asks "Problem?".