So Whittaker had a butt prolapse?

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  1. Not A Real Fan

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    A twisted and collapsed bowel? Did his butt come out of his butt?

     
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    Very Ava Devinesq, Joe
     
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    "Duel" surgery.... Dual surgery maybe? Was this written by a clown?
     
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    Must be a pain in the ass.
     
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    It's a shitty situation.
     
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    How did he look so calm at the press conference?
     
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    You are having trouble separating PornHub and traditional gastrointestinal surgery. I'd get help or educated maybe both.

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    im feel sick for clicking a prolapse thread
     
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    Doctor gets a knife. You get a knife. He tries to cut you open. You Americans think you know everything about healthcare.
     
  12. Not A Real Fan

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    So what the hell is a collapsed bowel then? Where else can you butt fall if not outside your butt?
     
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    Less than a 1% chance of happening.

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    You mean to tell me the middle weight champ, in phenomenal shape just yesterday, suffers a random ass implosion the night before the fight.
     
  16. Not A Real Fan

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    It begs the question. What exactly was he doing last night?

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    Either he ate the mother of all bean burritos or there is some serious fuckery going on
     
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    yikes, he's a real bum
     
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