So i just been out shopping on black friday .. Ask me anything

[Nimrod]

Just had a laugh with the wifey that works in currys..

I said "whys it so busy today? You have had this sale on all week and the prices are all the same! "

She said " i know"

True story

 

[dildos]

first of all.



second of all, any one get hurt?

 

[punky brewster]

Do you know you sound poor?

 

[Nimrod]

first of all.



second of all, any one get hurt?

Well i stopp3d a woman from getting raped ..












I changed my mind

 

[Nimrod]

Do you know you sound poor?

I am poor .. And .. I love it

 

[Grob]

I just been?

 

[Nimrod]

I just been?

Its how i speak .. I write how i speak . its a dialectical thing ..

 

[Double Dragon]

Well i stopp3d a woman from getting raped ..












I changed my mind

Spoiler: GIGGITY?

 

[Double Dragon]

@PommyBen

I was just offered a black friday deal by my ad blocking extension, would you consider it or stick with the free version?

 

[Nimrod]

@PommyBen

I was just offered a black friday deal by my ad blocking extension, would you consider it or stick with the free version?

That all depends on if it offers you free porn ..

 

[Double Dragon]

That all depends on if it offers you free porn ..

Porn is already free, I have an empornium account so.....

 

[tonysmasseuse]

Its how i speak .. I write how i speak . its a dialectical thing ..

That's one of the reasons i enjoy reading your posts mate

Anyway. Is Black Friday a big thing where you are?

Shops here are trying to introduce the concept, pretending like we were Americans all along...with some success

 

[punky brewster]

I am poor .. And .. I love it

Respect. Poverty high five.

 

[Nimrod]

Respect. Poverty high five.

im so poor id eat the fuck out of that cat..

 

[Nimrod]

That's one of the reasons i enjoy reading your posts mate

Anyway. Is Black Friday a big thing where you are?

Shops here are trying to introduce the concept, pretending like we were Americans all along...with some success

na don't think so buddy.. the brainwashing isn't complete here yet in the UK.. some way to go i think, still though some stupid fucks about buying up all the out of date and end of line shite like there getting a good deal.

 

[Nimrod]

Porn is already free, I have an empornium account so.....

so in that case... next next step you take is snuff...

 

[punky brewster]

im so poor id eat the fuck out of that cat..

Wow, you sound legit poor. Like east-Asia poor....... much respect.

 

[fatalis]

Fantastic read, I was absolutely enthralled.

5 stars tbh

 

[Nimrod]

Wow, you sound legit poor. Like east-Asia poor....... much respect.

Im so poor, i drink my own piss and tears .. i'm pretty lucky really because I cry ALL the time so im never thirsty, that's the good thing about been broken and depressed.

 

[Zer]

I have an empornium account