So I Get Home From Work Last Night...

[Bukowski82]

Let's try this again,
The best thing that's every happened to me.. 22 years of marriage and five sons later.

lol. This completely makes up for the Duck Dynasty thing, imo... Well done, bro.

 

[RoadKing Custom]

lol. This completely makes up for the Duck Dynasty thing, imo... Well done, bro.

What Duck Dynasty thing? Remember, I'm old not much memory.

 

[Bukowski82]

What Duck Dynasty thing? Remember, I'm old not much memory.

I was just joking about how you were arguing with me about the Phil Robertson thing... But fuck it, with a lady like that... I'll call it a draw. Congrats.

 

[crowded]

Here's the Bronco bikini shot I promised (this is as orange as she could find at the time). The tremendous ass-whooping inflicted by the Seahawks took the fun out of picture taking and then I forgot. Better late than never.












Don't be scared homies. Appeal to your woman's vanity and she'll let you put up a pic. :icon_chee

 

[HunterIII]

^^Would swing^^





;-)

 

[crowded]

^^Would swing^^





;-)

Me too! But she only wants me. :icon_lol:

 

[HunterIII]

Me too! But she only wants me. :icon_lol:

Aww shucks. I was ready to plan a trip to big island.

 

[Muay Cry]

What am I missing.?

A finger.

 

[HunterIII]

A finger.

Its the pinky. I dont miss it that much.

 

[crowded]

Aww shucks. I was ready to plan a trip to big island.

So your girl's down? :icon_evil

 

[HunterIII]

So your girl's down? :icon_evil

I was hoping she would feel up to it once she saw your woman.

 

[Captain Davis]

So, this thread has replaced Craigslist?

 

[Muay Cry]

Its the pinky. I dont miss it that much.

It's cool, the length of your middle finger makes up for it, cut that in 1/4 & glue it to the end of your hand no one will know the difference.

In all seriousness. I have a friend with webbed fingers & toes. I asked him if it makes him a better swimmer, he told me to fuck off.

Lesson learned, ducks don't like questions.

 

[HunterIII]

It's cool, the length of your middle finger makes up for it, cut that in 1/4 & glue it to the end of your hand no one will know the difference.

In all seriousness. I have a friend with webbed fingers & toes. I asked him if it makes him a better swimmer, he told me to fuck off.

Lesson learned, ducks don't like questions.

Lol. The only advantage I can think of is that it makes my dick look bigger when im holding/presenting it.

 

[HunterIII]

So, this thread has replaced Craigslist?

Kind of. You have to post pics of your SO before we consider meeting.

 

[crowded]

So, this thread has replaced Craigslist?

In terms of you getting off?

 

[Captain Davis]

Kind of. You have to post pics of your SO before we consider meeting.

Still working on it, lol!

 

[Captain Davis]

In terms of you getting off?

Well...yeah

 

[Chapter40z]

hey this thread again? Good work on the pic crowded

 

[Nostromo]

I buy lingerie for my woman online. She often gets home before me, so she gets the mail and packages.

So I either come home to a lingerie wearing woman, or she prances past me unexpectedly in sexy attire somewhat regularly.


The cool thing about that, is that with standard shipping, I usually kind of forget that I've bought anything, so it's a genuine surprise.

cheapskate

All the cretins at the USPS distribution center try on her lingerie before it even gets sent on to her. FedEx and UPS guys don't roll that way. Spend a few extra dollars next time so your girl doesn't smell like sweaty balls when you're going down on her.