So I bought my daughters girlfriend a $100 birthday gift.

[frye666]

More than I should have but ah well. I also had everyone over and spent another $200 of food. Then all the kids requested fireworks. $100 more. The fireworks scared my dog, she jumped her fence, and vanished for 4 days. Found her 80 km's away at an SPCA. They charged me $600 for a vet examination and holding fee.


$1000 fucking birthday.

 

[trolololol]

Cool story bro.

Also pics of daughter and her girlfriend if over 18.

 

[Delmrus]

And we care because.....?

 

[HomeRun916]

Only way anyone will care is if her future boyfriend comes over and beats your ass. Stepdad beatings are hot right now.

 

[Primitivo]

You sound poor.

 

[frye666]

You sound poor.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Ts is tryna get it in

 

[frye666]

You are mentally retarded. No one is blowing off 1k unless they are rich.

You really need to actually go out, get a job, and live in reality.

 

[Prime Ang]

You are mentally retarded. No one is blowing off 1k unless they are rich.

You really need to actually go out, get a job, and live in reality.

You sound poor

 

[trolololol]

You are mentally retarded. No one is blowing off 1k unless they are rich.

You really need to actually go out, get a job, and live in reality.

Settle down, Beavis.

 

[AronaBeatsJones]

You sound poor.

Is this when J-Lo (AKA "Jenny from the Block") was trying to look and sound black?

 

[BisexualMMA]

 

[punky brewster]

The thread title includes the words "my daughter's girlfriend". Don't think anyone is interested in the grand you lost.

Are you one of those people that refers to his young daughter's female friends as "her girlfriends"? Or even worse, the guy that refers to his wives friends as "her girlfriends"? Just refer to them as friends.

Unless, of course, you have a teenage daughter who likes to eat lunch at the Y. Then the term "girlfriend" may apply.

 

[hbdope]

You spent more on the dog than on the b'day is what I got from OP. 10/10

 

[zackryder]

need pics of daughters gf and maybe a vid

 

[Kraysla]

You bought your kid's friend a 100 gift and then threw her a party at your place? Either you're leaving out details or this sounds kind of creepy.

 

[Leklok]

 

[CatchOmega]

I know of only two reasons why someone would spend $1000 on an 18 year old girl.

Either you're trying to fuck her or you're trying to have her killed. There is no middle ground.

 

[shanegotu11]

I see you trolling...they hating.

 

[dildos]

Settle down, Beavis.

add that gif to that reply.