The problem is the sport rewards floppingSoccer players are such pussies...
Really?I'm actually about 10 feet higher up in that clip.
I don't remember what TMA he's a black belt in (or equivalent) , is it TWD ? It was obviously partly, some kind of way to make him even more special for the storytelling, but it did gave him some VERY unusual agility and flexibility. He's also naturally big, powerful, and charismatic.I'd love to see Ibra give it a go.
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One of my favourite goals of all time.
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Most soccer players are pussies, mentally weak and made of glass based on what?
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Based on the fact that it is not a game where
- Men wear helmets and shoulder pads
- Can be 300+ lb slobs but still be considered "athletes"
- Sit mostly on the bench because "it's time for the offense to go out and you play defense"
- 10% of the game is the actual game with 90% playing commercial break
- The prestige of the game comes from the fact that it is "American" and appeals to hicks in flyover states that think "Murika is the best" while half of their town is suffering from fetanyl overdoses

Just came across this article to find that a lot of Brazilian UFC Fighters played World Football (Soccer as Americans call it) before joining the UFC. However, surprised to see that dudes like Kenny Florian and Conor McGregor played soccer as well.
I wonder if the balance, cardio, and footwork of soccer can transition over well into the Octagon compared to a lot of other sports out there, even the ones that get more physical. Your thoughts?
Oh and article in question
https://www.thesportster.com/ufc-fighters-played-soccer-before-mma/
This reminds me of the women's 115 season of TUF. They brought in a couple of women Olympic soccer members to hang out with, so they decided to show the soccer player some basic strikes and were surprised at how effortlessly powerful the kicks were.If you guys are telling me guys with legs like these guys cannot throw bombs you need to get your head checked
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Youll have outliers they can but overall nope. Most soccer players are pussies, weak mentally and made of glass too. Theyd struggle to get through a training camp. There's a reason the biggest and arguably greatest soccer player of all time Cristiano watches and idolizes MMA fighters, boxers even kickboxers.
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Please don't compare women football (it's not called soccer in 90% of the world) with mens football.This reminds me of the women's 115 season of TUF. They brought in a couple of women Olympic soccer members to hang out with, so they decided to show the soccer player some basic strikes and were surprised at how effortlessly powerful the kicks were.
It's literally the hardest sport to make it to the top in. The diving is just to gain a competitive advantage (as much as I hate it).