So apparently we burn 67 calories when we fart

[ga_ninja]

Knew a guy who said he never farted in his life. He was fat.

Thats a lie fat people 90% of time its usually wet because of sweat trust me bro im fat.

 

[Taco Loco]

Hey! That expains why I maintain the same weight!

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Its true

Oh ok

 

[nostradumbass]

What do you eat? Curious because my ass is like dizzie galespie up in this bitch.

3 eggs, a banana, and some greek yogurt for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and steak kebabs or salmon and broccoli for dinner, then a smoothie with a bunch of frozen fruit with some kale and spinach at some point in the day. Pretty much the same thing every day. I think my asshole got used to it and gave up at some point

 

[ga_ninja]

3 eggs, a banana, and some greek yogurt for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and steak kebabs or salmon and broccoli for dinner, then a smoothie with a bunch of frozen fruit with some kale and spinach at some point in the day. Pretty much the same thing every day.

Damn bro thats boring throw some buffalo wings in dat bitch

 

[ROKKO]

If you fart 52 times you could lose a pound...fuck counting calories im counting farts im going to loose a pound today may even eat some mexican food or chili.

Post your source please. I run on the treadmill at a 3% incline doing intervals of 3 - 6 mph for 20 mins and I burn 220 calories. Your calorie burn is incorrect.

How much chili did you eat gay_ninja? I know it will be a comical amount. It's why I like your gimmick.

 

[Eazy123]

If that was true I'd weigh -70 pounds

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

Post your source please. I run on the treadmill at a 3% incline doing intervals of 3 - 6 mph for 20 mins and I burn 220 calories. Your calorie burn is incorrect.

How much chili did you eat gay_ninja? I know it will be a comical amount. It's why I like your gimmick.

Probably didn't account for regular calories assumed as Kilo-calories-- blocks of 1000 calories which are what we refer to as "calories" when talking about food calories or when people burn them biologically.

The confusion between calories and Kilo-calories (aka "calories") is very common since they are referred to by the exact same name. It takes 1000 calories to heat a cubic centimeter of water (water being more resistant to temperature change than air or most other things) by 1 degree. This is why we use kilo-calories as units when talking about physical exercise

If a fart generated enough heat to change 67 cubic centimeters of water by a degree (converted by mere act, not including by expelling the heat we otherwise already had inside us) the temperature change would be scorchingly painful to the localized exhaust area

 

[ToxicShocker]

Ts forgot a 'y' in his name

 

[nostradumbass]

Damn bro thats boring throw some buffalo wings in dat bitch

I'm good for some haribo gold bears a few times/week. I eat wings on fight nights.

 

[ga_ninja]

Post your source please. I run on the treadmill at a 3% incline doing intervals of 3 - 6 mph for 20 mins and I burn 220 calories. Your calorie burn is incorrect.

How much chili did you eat gay_ninja? I know it will be a comical amount. It's why I like your gimmick.

Oh didnt eat it yet i had spam sammiches for lunch but im making burritos and nachos for dinner.

 

[ga_ninja]

I'm good for some haribo gold bears a few times/week. I eat wings on fight nights.

Awesome i like sour haribo gold bears and down it with a lemonade sprite mix.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

No wonder I’m so skinny. I must burn 3000 calories a day just farting.

 

[nostradumbass]

Awesome i like sour haribo gold bears and down it with a lemonade sprite mix.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Bring on dem chili.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

yes!

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

how many to i get back sniffing my own farts?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

 

[blaseblah]

Probably didn't account for regular calories assumed as Kilo-calories-- blocks of 1000 calories which are what we refer to as "calories" when talking about food calories or when people burn them biologically.

The confusion between calories and Kilo-calories (aka "calories") is very common since they are referred to by the exact same name. It takes 1000 calories to heat a cubic centimeter of water (water being more resistant to temperature change than air or most other things) by 1 degree. This is why we use kilo-calories as units when talking about physical exercise

If a fart generated enough heat to change 67 cubic centimeters of water by a degree (converted by mere act, not including by expelling the heat we otherwise already had inside us) the temperature change would be scorchingly painful to the localized exhaust area

The C is capitalized when it's kilocalories fyi

 

[rj144]

If you fart 52 times you could lose a pound...fuck counting calories im counting farts im going to loose a pound today may even eat some mexican food or chili.

No way that's true. Did you pull that out of your ass when you farted?