So apparently we burn 67 calories when we fart

[ga_ninja]

If you fart 52 times you could lose a pound...fuck counting calories im counting farts im going to loose a pound today may even eat some mexican food or chili.

 

[My name is]

I think it takes 67 to make a fart

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I don't believe that

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Those around you burn far more than 67 trying to escape.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

not true
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[mjmj]

If you burn 67 calories pushing out a fart, you probably need to wipe.
A calorie was once calculated by burning the food and measuring the rise in temp. Apparently some dumb ass thinks because you can light a fart it has a caloric value.

 

[SFMMA]

If that was the case, I'd have a rippling 8-pack instead of just a pretty solid 6-pack. It's simply not true.

 

[CrimsonFan]

Thread title had me in tears.

 

[nostradumbass]

The hell is up with everyone burping and farting all day? I'm 35 and I don't think I've farted 52 times in my life. Let's clean up our diet, gentlemen.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Oh thank God

 

[TestosterOWN]

The hell is up with everyone burping and farting all day? I'm 35 and I don't think I've farted 52 times in my life. Let's clean up our diet, gentlemen.

I fart all the time and eat pretty healthy. Beans and nuts can make you fart a lot.

 

[ga_ninja]

I don't believe that

Its true

 

[nostradumbass]

I fart all the time and eat pretty healthy. Beans and nuts can make you fart a lot.

I might just be broken.

 

[mushishi]

The hell is up with everyone burping and farting all day? I'm 35 and I don't think I've farted 52 times in my life. Let's clean up our diet, gentlemen.

Knew a guy who said he never farted in his life. He was fat.

 

[ZOD66]

I fart all the time and eat pretty healthy. Beans and nuts can make you fart a lot.

Shit every morning when you wake up and you will fart little

 

[nostradumbass]

Knew a guy who said he never farted in his life. He was fat.

I'm 185 at 6'4, so pretty skinny. I'm not gonna say I've never farted, but it's not frequent.

 

[mushishi]

I'm 185 at 6'4, so pretty skinny. I'm not gonna say I've never farted, but it's not frequent.

What do you eat? Curious because my ass is like dizzie galespie up in this bitch.

 

[Grrrr]

Fart about 52 times every day crew checking in....

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I think its 67 farts per day.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

If the title was accurate, I would be in better shape.