So apparently we burn 67 calories when we fart

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If you fart 52 times you could lose a pound...fuck counting calories im counting farts im going to loose a pound today may even eat some mexican food or chili.
 
Those around you burn far more than 67 trying to escape.
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If you burn 67 calories pushing out a fart, you probably need to wipe.
A calorie was once calculated by burning the food and measuring the rise in temp. Apparently some dumb ass thinks because you can light a fart it has a caloric value.
 
If that was the case, I'd have a rippling 8-pack instead of just a pretty solid 6-pack. It's simply not true.
 
The hell is up with everyone burping and farting all day? I'm 35 and I don't think I've farted 52 times in my life. Let's clean up our diet, gentlemen.
 
The hell is up with everyone burping and farting all day? I'm 35 and I don't think I've farted 52 times in my life. Let's clean up our diet, gentlemen.
I fart all the time and eat pretty healthy. Beans and nuts can make you fart a lot.
 
The hell is up with everyone burping and farting all day? I'm 35 and I don't think I've farted 52 times in my life. Let's clean up our diet, gentlemen.
Knew a guy who said he never farted in his life. He was fat.
 
Fart about 52 times every day crew checking in....
 
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