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need to hire that bird to take my ex's Pomeranian on a ride
That they usually are and I live in NY but a few years ago after a fishing trip with my dad we were sitting eating lunch when one plopped itself down on the table looked at my dad then looked at his sandwich and took it right out of his hand and flew away. It was fucking hilariousYeah, I live in the US and the seagulls are smaller and more timid here. I've eaten full meals in front of flocks of seagulls before and they were too scared to directly challenge me for the food. They basically rely on snatching dropped food or someone feeding them or maybe stealing when someone looks away. But they don't really fuck with people here.
The seagulls in Europe are huge compares to ones in our country (Australia). We had one brazenly snatched a croissant out of our hand while in Italy.
Be glad we don't have these
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birds are seriously such crazy animals.
i saw this funny compilation vid of gulls and how daring they are to get food from people, snatching it from their hands and even from their mouth! one guy was eating chips in his room and there was a gull staring at him menacingly through the window! <45><45><45>
i saw this goose absolutely demolish and kill another bird that came into its territory. like obliterated it. it was unreal.
and ducks have sex really wierdly. like all these males violently gangbang one female. but the female bamboozles them because she can shut her body down during rape. lol, no but female ducks have multiple holes for males to penetrate but only one of them is the real one that can knock her up.
lmao. i remembered years ago reasding about it or hearing about it from someone/somewhere and then i just found that duck vid on insta the other day lol. i was horrified. funny that i still like ducks.I used to live next to a canal. There would be ducks all over it. And every spring is was raping season. It was insane.
I was going to say, I never seen or heard of an Osprey of eating anything other than fish. The eagles around here follow the Ospreys to jack there fish, after they catch them.Ospreys eat almost exclusively fish, other birds of prey will snatch small domestics though.
I'm also pretty sure they can pierce right through those gloves if they wanted to.I like when that monstrosity kept pecking that dude's head. I would be wearing a helmet and eye protection if I was forced to hold one of those beasts.
a man owning a Pomeranian?need to hire that bird to take my ex's Pomeranian on a ride
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Consider the Chihuahua dead, seagulls are absolute savages, actually birds in general have no hearts whatsoever.
Just so you have an idea of what a seagull can do.
Yeah. If we had those in north america those things would snatch up full sized dogs and perhaps the odd toddler left unattended.Fuck. That.
That dude could've gotten his eyeballs plucked out multiple times.
Birds feel like the least trustworthy animals for shit like that
i know its weirda man owning a Pomeranian?
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