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poor bugger. Beaten up by a little eastern grey. In fairness to him though. Theres one big prick on my property slways chilling by the dam i stocked with fish . So feed and visit the dam every couple days.

That roo would probable be as tall as me... mb a little shorter but would weigh around as much. Cocky prick holds his ground even when im in utv driving towards is with two large dogs going off. This article reminds me to be a little cautious lol as hes a buff bastard in comparison

But i digress



Col sustained significant injuries to his head and body. Picture: Supplied

Col sustained significant injuries to his head and body. Picture: Supplied


The retiree says he’s ‘very lucky’ to be alive after the brutal attack. Picture: Supplied

The retiree says he’s ‘very lucky’ to be alive after the brutal attack. Picture: Supplied
“He headbutted me in the face...and punched me. His little gremlin hands grabbed my head and he wouldn’t let go,” he continued.

“He was growling the whole time, I was trying to pull his hands off my head, but he was latched on "

‘I’m a bit embarrassed that I got flogged by a kangaroo,’ he said. Picture: 3AW

‘I’m a bit embarrassed that I got flogged by a kangaroo,’ he said. Picture: 3AW

He says he’s “very, very lucky to be alive”.

The kangaroo was seen returning to the dam in the north-east town of Yea. Picture: 3AW

The kangaroo was seen returning to the dam in the north-east town of Yea. Picture: 3AW

“If I hadn’t rolled onto my stomach, I would have been in a much worse way. He got me through both sides of the stomach. The ultrasound said it went in three inches,” he said.

He also believes his shirt prevented even deeper and more severe lacerations.

Despite surviving the brutal attack, he added: “I’m a bit embarrassed that I got flogged by a kangaroo




Photo added of one of the thugs around here lolScreenshot_20260212_073650_Photos.jpgScreenshot_20260212_073746_Photos.jpg
 
Wallabys are cute, kangaroos can be savage. I had one chasing me when i was about 10 at a school excursion at a wildlife park, scared the fuck out of me, kanga grabbed me, very strong even considering I was so young.
 
Sounds extremely Just Bleed-ish but this man taught us all how to defeat a roo

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Straight and hard down the middle and you'll be ok

Punches to the face don't exist in the animal world (at least not in Australia) so there's no way he can be prepared for it.
 
Careful with your dogs running at em around that dam.

He won't run from them because he's looking to drown them.

You gotta touch em with the jab or power slap that roo.

Don't let em clinch or the kicks start coming up the middle.
 
Gotta set the pace with the jab since you have to keep them guessing. Footwork has to be tight to set up uppercuts and hooks if it gets inside since that fucker isnt protecting its face.
 
Sounds extremely Just Bleed-ish but this man taught us all how to defeat a roo

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Straight and hard down the middle and you'll be ok

Punches to the face don't exist in the animal world (at least not in Australia) so there's no way he can be prepared for it.

Not all Roos built the same, you do this to a real alpha male Roo he could kill you..
 
Punches to the face don't exist in the animal world (at least not in Australia) so there's no way he can be prepared for it.
I always found throwing things to be useful.

Throwing objects doesn't exist in the animal world either unless you're fighting a monkey or something.

But throw a rock at a kangaroo and that sucker will be like

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How common is it there? Would most restaurants have it or is it still considered an '"exotic" meat? Is it expensive?
Nah, it's not in most restaurants, more like some cafe's. It's not even something that you can get at most supermarkets. It's considered cheap meat.
 
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