this. either that or the country is totally incompetent and with all of their technology they still can't figure out what these are or where they are coming and going from.
if the government isn't bullshitting you then they are completely incompetent, and canada may as well just "invade" america by strapping some rotors onto some of their moose and start flying them over america to drop flying fecal matter all over the country while the whitehouse and the fbi just herp out statements saying "yeah we have no idea what is going on here or who is responsible for this, and i know there are thousands of you who witnessed these moose flying around your cities with your very own eyes, but rest assured these were not flying moose, moose do not fly. these were simply just public aircraft that were emptying out the contents of their lavatory from up there in the sky, and you all confused a bunch of aircraft with a flying moose because it's dark at night and you all are stupid. but if they really were flying moose, then we have no idea where they came from, where they landed, where they are going, what purpose they serve, or why they were able to stay in the air for over 6 hours which would be beyond the capabilities of the average flying moose available to the public and commercial services, and its flight range extends farther than the capabilities of most military-grade flying moose. "
and i guess we're just supposed to believe that shit. as if the government wouldn't dare lie to the public.
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