Should I Become an MMA Fighter or an Astronaut?

[Jack Handy jr]

Good call.

At the same time.

Yes an MMA astronaut would be fucking sick. Imagine when we make first contact with a hostile alien regime, like the Klingons or the Breen and our astronauts start RNC'ing, and blast doubling them fools.

 

[jefferz]

MMA Fighter

This guy did some pretty cool shit without going to the moon

 

[Michaelangelo]

Which ever one will least likely kill you

 

[DataBreach]

I'm thinking of doing one or the other.

I have no astronaut experience, but I love sci-fi movies- especially when they take place in outer space.

But I'm also thinking of becoming a MMA fighter. I have a limited martial arts background, (silver belt on Sherdog,) am in my mid thirties, but think I have a good chance at making it big.

Which one should I choose, Sherdog?

Fight mma in space. I'll watch.

 

[Kick Strickland]

Interesting question is which would get you laid more? I can't call a clear winner on that.


also both roads statistically lead to alcoholism later in life.

 

[luv24nic8]

Fuck it..... just do what i do, and just tell the ladies at the bar that you're an astronaut that trains ufc in outer space.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

It is a lot harder to be an astronaut. The competition is much deeper and stronger. So you should go with MMA fighter.

 

[Clippys Mom]

Why not both?

 

[Kraysla]

Astronaut, so you can finally convince scyther the earth is round.

 

[Slobodan]

What about an MMA astronaut?

 

[Prime Yossarian]

Apparently the number of astronaut applications has risen dramatically this year.

http://www.economist.com/news/unite...number-applications-mice-their-million-hordes

 

[lsa]

So are you into it for the probing?

 

[SherdogGoat]

You should learn a trade

 

[Big L]

Go to space under the pretense of astronauting while all the while training UFC. As soon as you're in space and they take that fucking seat belt sign off, BRING THE FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!

 

[MixMartialFarts]

this. space ninja ftw

Space Ninjas thad be a fucking sick TV show could you imagine. Netflix take note.

 

[sub_thug]

I'd buy the PPV of you fighting a little green man on Mars. Dana, book this fight!

 

[HARRISON_3]

Yes an MMA astronaut would be fucking sick. Imagine when we make first contact with a hostile alien regime, like the Klingons or the Breen and our astronauts start RNC'ing, and blast doubling them fools.

The real question is whether there would be Pride rules or UFC rules?

I'd soccer kick the shit outta some Martians and then fuck some bitches from Venus.

This business of being an astronaut and moonlighting as an MMA fighter (or vice versa) is starting to look promising.

 

[facePuncher7]

As an astronaught i need to encourage you toward my own profession, so be an astronaught

 

[D Train]

Professional Call Of Duty, TS.

 

[hiphopnazi]

Space level cardio > Sea level cardio.

Your cardio would be out of this universe.