Shoop That Dolce: Ultimate Satisfaction

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  1. TheLuckiest

    TheLuckiest Black Belt

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    Hello, Super Shoopers,

    I'm at work, so I can't even MS Paint, but I think Dolce has some potential here. He looks entirely too happy with his "body of work" here. Almost like he'd be saying/thinking "Oh yeah. Daddy likes" like a total creep.


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    I may be completely off, but having him looking at the right (or wrong) thing with such a look of satisfaction may produce the lulz.
     
  2. LogicalError

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    In all fairness, I'd probably have the same look
     
  3. imbossing

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    Why does Ronda pose like that? It's sexy but kinda annoying idk
     
  4. Ragnarocker

    Ragnarocker Banned Banned

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    I don't get it, if Ronda Rowdy can drop 17 lbs to 135lbs in two days sitting in the sauna like she did on TUF, why does she need Dolce's help to make weight? Pretty definitive proof that she's a lot heavier than 152 walking weight.
     
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    Dolce does more then cut weight, he feeds her and cooks for her
     
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    Looks about right.
     
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    Inb4 this retard "NutritionIsKey" , starts posting about how awesome Brolce is and we shouldn't shoop him.

    IN
     
  11. Dan155

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    That guy looks like the worst kind of douche bag. Also, yeah, Ronda is a metric fuck-ton heavier than 152 walking around. She looks to be in the 160s, easily, with her giant sausage arms and man torso.
     
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    Don't forget those cankles!

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  13. Moezao

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    Reminds me of ham.

    Now I'm hungry.
     
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    fbgn sweeeet kosher transvestite Banned

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  15. jei

    jei Danger Zone Admin Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    I shooped a picture just like it already:

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  16. HockeyBjj

    HockeyBjj Putting on the foil

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    Where is NutritionIsKey? Could make this thread better
     
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    Ube Paralegal of the Year

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    Mmm. Thick--I like it.
     
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    Dear lord there is no woman hotter than dehydrated Ronda.

    Except for maybe dehydrated Ronda with that wart removed from her face, but we'll probably never see that.
     
  19. TheLuckiest

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    Surprised Rogan is gold.
     
  20. AndrewGolota48

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    Quit hatin on Dolce you Taco Bell eatin motherfuckers.

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