Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

[AgedFlatus]

He's currently off the list by his own request/stupidity. I'm considering adding him back but that would be me going out of the process to do so. The Manaki situation is different from this because you manually change the results of what is published based on posts saying "Hey I voted this way but I meant this way." I'm tired of people being this stupid about the process. People wonder why I make 5+ Paragraph Ops explaining the rules and it's because there are these kind of people who go out of the way to make everything extremely complicated/ difficult. It's like the how to make a PBJ sandwich thing where you think it's easy then the person purposely acts like they are a retard and doesn't know to take the lid off or to pick something up. He doesn't know when I ask to be removed from the list or that all of this stuff is dumb, that I shouldn't then come back afterwards and cry to be put back on and vote. Whether or not he is added back, I can assure you he is denied the registry in future years without a doubt for being this stupid and making me have to figure out how to handle something like this.

tl/dr
add me to the registry and don't tag me. In return I'll ensure the eradication of the ice giant problem currently.

Or continue being a wiener.

 

[Limbo Pete]

tl/dr
add me to the registry and don't tag me. In return I'll ensure the eradication of the ice giant problem currently.

Or continue being a wiener.

"Old man holds grudge at cloud."

 

[Lead]

The L. Pete Foundation Presidential Fitness Examination
__________________________________________________________

@Palis, @JDragon

Well, gentlemen, we have reached the end. On behalf of the L. Pete Foundation, I would like to thank you for the amicable back-and-forth we've held here. It's been an illuminating experience, to say the least.
I have taken you closing statements, and they will now be posted together to allow both of you an even footing.
In case anyone missed it, the entire Presidential Fitness Examination can be found here:
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/s...eneral-election.3416117/page-2#post-124719599

Closing statement from candidate Palis:

Closing statement from candidate JDragon:


Thank you for your time, sirs.

Well done

 

[Limbo Pete]

Well done

The Foundation is eagerly awaiting exit poll data and various other metrics so we can potentially compose an even more effective examination process for next year.

 

[Lead]

The Foundation is eagerly awaiting exit poll data and various other metrics so we can potentially compose an even more effective examination process for next year.

Exit poll data shows they want a candidate who both doesn't have pointy elbows but can also bench teh 275.

 

[AgedFlatus]

Exit poll data shows they want a candidate who both doesn't have pointy elbows but can also bench teh 275.

 

[Dr J]

if you want never-ending Fantasy Football ('Parliament') in the War Room instead of actual political Diskussion, Palis is your vote.

The entire War Room is dedicated to actual political discussion. The War Room needs its own political system, its own politicians, and its own constitution.

Creating a Congress allows for checks on the Presidency; and unlike the @JDragon campaign, the @Palis/Dr J campaign does not feel that a President should have unopposed powers.

But hey, what could possibly go wrong with electing a German into power and having no checks on his authority?

Spoiler: History Says "Hello"

Creating a Congress, among other things, will enable creation of election laws and a fair registry not authored by one of the Presidential candidates (@JDragon) and the crooked establishment (@Lead).

Gentlemen and lady (@ehtheist) of the War Room, we have started something with massive potential. Like our opponent has urged, vote @Palis to continue this greatness.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Lead]

70% of the vote is in which means we've reached a higher voter participation rate than the primaries. Well done.

 

[HomerThompson]

@AgedFlatus crying to be re-added now?

 

[AgedFlatus]

@AgedFlatus crying to be re-added now?

I don't care either way, Im just here for the lulz.

 

[HomerThompson]

I don't care either way, Im just here for the lulz.

I can respect that.

 

[IBeLurkin]

Who is this can ? Never heard of him and now he walks around like he owns the place ?

Just a concerned WR citizen who doesn't want a sports bar phony to win the election.

 

[Hans Gruber]

He's currently off the list by his own request/stupidity. I'm considering adding him back but that would be me going out of the process to do so. The Manaki situation is different from this because you manually change the results of what is published based on posts saying "Hey I voted this way but I meant this way." I'm tired of people being this stupid about the process. People wonder why I make 5+ Paragraph Ops explaining the rules and it's because there are these kind of people who go out of the way to make everything extremely complicated/ difficult. It's like the how to make a PBJ sandwich thing where you think it's easy then the person purposely acts like they are a retard and doesn't know to take the lid off or to pick something up. He doesn't know when I ask to be removed from the list or that all of this stuff is dumb, that I shouldn't then come back afterwards and cry to be put back on and vote. Whether or not he is added back, I can assure you he is denied the registry in future years without a doubt for being this stupid and making me have to figure out how to handle something like this.

So AgedFlatus vote will count and I can drop the rest of the issues.

You have a deal.

 

[Lead]

So AgedFlatus vote will count and I can drop the rest of the issues.

You have a deal.

This isn't a negotiation at all. He's managed to make a ridiculous stipulation that never should've occurred that isn't in the rules so now I have to come up with a decision outside of what's been decided beforehand.

 

[IBeLurkin]

If it's a tie I say we just put Hans Gruber on the throne and be done with it.

Dear god no....based on his work in this thread, Hans would leave us with a sticky thread that is full of fake shit about posters he doesn't like. He'd be posting about how @Lead is actually trying to plow that girl in his punishment av, or more nonsense about JDragon and dogs, or how Hans LOVES the ladyboys in Singapore....

No matter if only part of what he admits to is true, he'd still be a horrible candidate.

So vote JDragon. He's stood up against the childish attacks of his opponent and his opponents friends valiantly, and is actually a WR regular.

If you vote for @Palis , you're nothing but a cuck...Palis said that the WR is full of cans and retards, and now he's trying to rule you.

If you vote for a guy who said you're a can, then clearly you're a cuck. Palis said it himself.

Don't degrade yourself for a Sports Bar wannabe-alpha who can't even handle his own campaign without @Dr J doing all the work for him.

 

[AgedFlatus]

This isn't a negotiation at all. He's managed to make a ridiculous stipulation that never should've occurred that isn't in the rules so now I have to come up with a decision outside of what's been decided beforehand.

Oh just vote Palis.

 

[Hans Gruber]

This isn't a negotiation at all. He's managed to make a ridiculous stipulation that never should've occurred that isn't in the rules so now I have to come up with a decision outside of what's been decided beforehand.

He didn't want to be tagged. He is a grumpy old man that yells at clouds. We should still count his vote no matter how irritable he is. Thought that is what you were saying.

We aren't negotiating. As a sign of good faith I agreed not to mention the other issues if you truly restore his vote.

I was being a stand up / nice guy.

 

[AgedFlatus]

He didn't want to be tagged. He is a grumpy old man that yells at clouds. We should still count his vote no matter how irritable he is. Thought that is what you were saying.

We aren't negotiating. As a sign of good faith I agreed not to mention the other issues if you truly restore his vote.

I was being a stand up / nice guy.

Exactly, no one likes to tagged. That's some telemarketer sleaze ball shit right there. It's like "Hey everyone, like check out my shitty post/thread"

vote Quimby

and palis

 

[IBeLurkin]

I suppose a short, lame tweet is all I'll get from you regarding my critique of your retarded post/workout?

Typical...being a blind follower of Trump has made you very weak when it comes to political discourse.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Exactly, no one likes to tagged. That's some telemarketer sleaze ball shit right there. "Hey everyone, like check out my shitty post/thread"

Preach.

I never heard of someone asking telemarketers to take them off their contact list and then instead of being removed from a contact list their voter registration is torn up.

Didn't think that was the way we did things in this community that we call the War Room