GNN Exclusive!!!!
Unbiased News Dynamo, GNN Endorses 170 LBS. (wet) Ping Pong Champion Dog Lover for POTWR!!!!!!
After a thorough evaluation of the candidates, GNN has decided to do what everyone knew it would always do, and endorse the
@JDragon. While at times he has been slow react to the aggressive campaigning of
@Palis and seems to like dogs a little too much for the taste of this news outlet, he has shown a strong knowledge of policy and a good temperament.
Palis is someone we would get drunk on the town with, hit the tittie bars and then get into fights with degenerates we found peeing on our car when we crawled back to the parking lot. We also wish to point out that his choice of VP was an excellent one,
@Dr J deserves special kudos for his tireless campaigning. However Palis is, when it comes down to, it a true sports bar citizen and his place in the WR only really makes sense from the perspective of the real degeneration of political life we have seen in the past decade, culminating in the election of Donald the deplorable.
We wish Palis well, and want to continue to hear his views in the WR, but can not endorse him.
JD will have a better temperament, the skills and approach more appropriate to WR. His policies seem to better thought through, consistent, and not created as a bi-product of an endless campaign of endorsement seeking.
No we are not CANS and if the WR wants to prove it, time to elect @JDragon .