Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

[Hans Gruber]

@Limbo Pete

My reactions as a former ping pong player are lighting quick. And I have enough money to hire people who would do the dirty work for me.

Also, don't forget about the seven German shepards. Palis would be minced meat before he could even draw.

Don't tell me you frequent Comet Ping Pong from Pizzagate.

My heart can't take this anymore

 

[JDragon]

@Palis @Dr J @JDragon would you force Kelvin to fight at 185?

I don't think any fighter should be forced to do so. But it's pretty obvious that it's the only smart move for him to stay there.

@JDragon Response?

Hansleaks is an outlet of the @Palis / @Dr J campaign, and @Hans Gruber is a paid shill. It's obvious to anyone who followthroughout the discussion.

Oh. I'm late to the game...round 2? And this is round 4....well damn. I should have been notified earlier of how funny this would be, because I would have provided my political expertise and journalistic power. Might have been a difference in the @JDragon campaign if my services were asked for.

I would have enjoyed a more thorough debate on content and what we actually proposed. Palis has been remarkably unclear about his plans.

 

[Hans Gruber]

@Limbo Pete

Now I am not gonna lie here. I am 5 foot 9 and walk around at 170 pounds. As a cop, @Palis is likely to be either super fat (he'd smother me) or he is indeed a shredded part time Chippendales man (more muscular) as he claims. Also as a cop, he carries so it would probably be a short-lived fight.

But there's a couple things.

He'd never catch me. My 100 meter record is at 12.0 seconds. My reactions as a former ping pong player are lighting quick. And I have enough money to hire people who would do the dirty work for me.

Also, don't forget about the seven German shepards. Palis would be minced meat before he could even draw.

JDragon. I was having a pleasant day and you just ruined it. Thanks for that.

Where to begin with that post?

JDragon disrespects hero cops again (calls them fat and wants to hire people to beat them up or sick his sex slave German Shepherds on them)

JDragon is not a fighter. He runs away and hides when things get tough instead of standing his ground.

JDragon pays others to do his dirty work (unless it involves animals as we have previously learned through 100% accurate leaks)

JDragon also frequents Comet Ping Pong from Pizzagate (important to repeat again)

 

[Hans Gruber]

Kind have loses it's steem win you call for back up on you're one smart fone

Oh man....here is some very friendly advice. Consider it a Christmas gift from me to you.

Either go back to "Lurkin" or go get Hooked on Phonics.

If by some miracle it helps then you could change your name to "IBeHookedOnPhonics"

Hans Gruber always says "Christmas is the season of miracles"

 

[Hans Gruber]

As some citizens saw this morning Sherdog was briefly down.

Was this a cyber attack?


Here is the image that the forum was displaying while down:

 

[Bald1]

Holy shit..wtf happened here?, the last time i checked Palis was 12 ahead

Let's call it the Clinton effect. Insulting your voter base will have unintended, if entirely predictable consequences.

 

[IBeLurkin]

Oh man....here is some very friendly advice. Consider it a Christmas gift from me to you.

Either go back to "Lurkin" or go get Hooked on Phonics.

If by some miracle it helps then you could change your name to "IBeHookedOnPhonics"

Hans Gruber always says "Christmas is the season of miracles"

So you're that guy who comes in late, misses the joke, and then tries to explain it to everyone?

Cool...

 

[Hans Gruber]

HANS LEAK!

Major Scandal

@Lead

Right before the Sherdog site was hacked and went down a screenshot of the vote was taken.

Palis was in the lead 77 to 72

The site goes down mysteriously with a picture of a "cute dog"

Then the site pops back up and the vote is now tied 73 to 73.

This is the work of German hackers.

I demand that the Palis votes be restored. Enough election rigging! Enough!


Indisputable Proof of Election Fraud:

JDragon should be DISQUALIFIED

 

[Lead]

HANS LEAK!

Major Scandal

@Lead

Right before the Sherdog site was hacked and went down a screenshot of the vote was taken.

Palis was in the lead 77 to 72

The site goes down mysteriously with a picture of a "cute dog"

Then the site pops back up and the vote is now tied 73 to 73.

This is the work of German hackers.

I demand that the Palis votes be restored. Enough election rigging! Enough!


Indisputable Proof of Election Fraud:

JDragon should be DISQUALIFIED

Never was 77. Good shoop

 

[Hans Gruber]

Never was 77. Good shoop

This election has exposed you Lead.

I never thought you would sink this low.

Denying the will of the people?

Shameful.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

 

[Clippy]

LOOK AT MY HAT!!!

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

still not sure who to vote for.

Seems like POTWR powers aren't enough to award mod status or custom belts.

Palis' congress idea is interesting. JDragon does seem to be more dedicated to the War Room though.

This is a very difficult decision.

 

[JDragon]

still not sure who to vote for.

Seems like POTWR powers aren't enough to award mod status or custom belts.

Palis' congress idea is interesting. JDragon does seem to be more dedicated to the War Room though.

This is a very difficult decision.

The Congress idea sounds interesting until you think about it a little. It would turn the War Room into a permanent Sports Bar-like Fantasy Football League and distract from the actual political discussions in this forum.

 

[Hans Gruber]

The Congress idea sounds interesting until you think about it a little. It would turn the War Room into a permanent Sports Bar-like Fantasy Football League and distract from the actual political discussions in this forum.

JDragon.....how is that? You think someone like Cerovfc or (non partisan) TheDiplomat would turn the War Room into a sports bar?

How insulting. These posters are ideal for Congress because they won't allow the War Room to turn into an echo chamber. All voices and all point of views should be heard and not silenced.

JDragon...it sounds like you just only want JDragon's voice heard and not the voice of the people or the voices of representatives to be heard.

 

[snakedafunky]

My Sherdog is still partially down, I cant open any Forums. But I can somehow load threads direct out of my browser history.
No Idea if I am the only one? But on a positive note due the the downtime this must have been my most productive day at work since the election began.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Never was 77. Good shoop

This tweet from Palis seems appropriate here



Crazy how spot on Palis is. The media attacks his tweets and the next day he is proven right


Vote for @Palis

 

[Gandhi]

GNN EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

HANSLEAKS CAUGHT FAKING EVIDENCE OF ALLEGED VOTER FRAUD


Following the migration of the oft-criticized War Room voting machines to a new software, Hansleaks' Hans Gruber published a screenshot that supposedly showed the disappearance of 5 votes for Team Palis following the migration. However, forensic analysis conducted by GNN shows that the screenshot is actually an elaborate fake.

As can be seen, the numbers of the voting percentage are positioned at a different point vertically than the number of votes. Comparison to the current actual standings shows that this means the 'evidence' published by Hansleaks is indeed a fake.

Whether this means Hansleaks was the victim of an elaborate scheme by the Palis / Dr J campaign or is himself implicated is not clear at this point. However, this clearly calls into question Hansleaks' journalistic credibility.

"We know that Hans was an unwitting pawn in our unconscionable effort to remove dragon from the race, so now the real question is if he is still just a useful idiot or if he has graduated to full blow political fraud" said self proclaimed unbiased self proclaimed political expert Gandhi.

 

[Hans Gruber]

GNN EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

HANSLEAKS CAUGHT FAKING EVIDENCE OF ALLEGED VOTER FRAUD


Following the migration of the oft-criticized War Room voting machines to a new software, Hansleaks' Hans Gruber published a screenshot that supposedly showed the disappearance of 5 votes for Team Palis following the migration. However, forensic analysis conducted by GNN shows that the screenshot is actually an elaborate fake.

As can be seen, the numbers of the voting percentage are positioned at a different point vertically than the number of votes. Comparison to the current actual standings shows that this means the 'evidence' published by Hansleaks is indeed a fake.

Whether this means Hansleaks was the victim of an elaborate scheme by the Palis / Dr J campaign or is himself implicated is not clear at this point. However, this clearly calls into question Hansleaks' journalistic credibility.

"We know that Hans was an unwitting pawn in our unconscionable effort to remove dragon from the race, so now the real question is if he is still just a useful idiot or if he has graduated to full blow political fraud" said self proclaimed unbiased self proclaimed political expert Gandhi.

Mention the Crooked Media and one post later they begin spewing their lies.


No more "FAKE NEWS" from GNN - Don't even bother reading.

Mainstream Media is irrelevant folks.

Hans Leaks is the future


GNN is still obviously bitter about this tweet from Palis




Vote for @Palis

 

[glennrod]

This whole debacle has been a lot of fun. @HansGruber, you are a true Sherdog legend

 

[JDragon]

Hansleaks exposed as a fraud with hard evidence. Anybody shocked?

 

[Hans Gruber]

This whole debacle has been a lot of fun. @HansGruber, you are a true Sherdog legend

And you sir are a great patriot that is awake to the lies of JDragon and the Dishonest Media that works as an extension of the JDragon campaign.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Hansleaks exposed as a fraud with hard evidence. Anybody shocked?

It is 10:21 PM Nazi Time.

Get to sleep JDragon. The dogs are waiting (in terror)

 

[IBeLurkin]

because they won't allow the War Room to turn into an echo chamber. All voices and all point of views should be heard and not silenced

That's where I think you're wrong. Who do you expect to frequent a Palis sticky thread?

It's clearly going to be his friends and "followers". It will be the very definition of an echo chamber, run by a guy who doesn't respect or care much about the WR.

 

[glennrod]

And you sir are a great patriot that is awake to the lies of JDragon and the Dishonest Media that works as an extension of the JDragon campaign.

I like JDragon..he's a good guy, but know this, whoever you rally against in such style, I will be there in awe of your amazing posts. And if the mighty Palis and DrJ duo let the people down, I will fully support your run for God Emporer of the Sherdog war room in 4 years time