Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

[Prime Ang]

He's got that illegals vote tightly locked up.

Oh, what an insult

my rustled face

 

[Contra-dictator]

I see Palis is prominent but I don't know who he is, I see he is a fellow righty but I know nothing else of him.

I have known Palis since before he was "Palis", the War Roomer we have all come to know and love. I give him my very highest endorsement! Palis will make it morning time again in the WR in EVERY time zone, without prejudice and across the fruited plain. So vote for Palis with confidence and be always of good cheer! In Palis We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome Palis!
Excelsior!!

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

legit rustled. thou shalt not use the Spock in vain.

Good. Although not a main concern of mine, rustling you is nothing more than a cherry on top.

 

[Dr J]

In light of new developments, I would like to apologize to the @JDragon campaign for misrepresenting his intentions. Clearly, he is the man in the red hat this photo, as he has admitted multiple times:

Spoiler: NSFW

His reasons for his presence are still somewhat questionable, and we have yet to hear from @Amerikuracana as to whether this is his girlfriend or an @JDragon lie to weasel out of past indiscretions.

However, I don't believe @JDragon is a pervert who gets his jollies from watching his woman ravaged by a bull, and here is our retraction to better represent him as a candidate.

Spoiler: NSFW

Good citizens of the War Room, please say no to animal cruelty.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

J the DragQueen and Spock share quite a bit in common

Spock

JDQ

Pon Farr coming, time to get a Vulcanian wax

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

I would like to publicly decree, that Day 1 of my Presidency--Day 1--I will implement a mandate of epic proportions titled: The Golden Cuck Award. Once institutionalized, The Golden Cuck Award will be given once a month to a very special War Room poster. There will be a Golden Cuck panel of 3-5, in which will submit the cucks that they desire who deserve the award. We will even need to hire a architect to design the actual prestigious award itself who will be immortalized for creating such a tremendous work of art (jobs people, I'm always thinking of jobs).

Official details will be ironed out but the groundwork is laid and it's up to you great WR citizens if you would like the War Room cucks to be immortalized in infamy... or you could vote @JDragon (known cuck, evidence in pictures) who was against Donald Trump (cuck slayer) and let the cucks run wild and free roaming Sherdog unchecked.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

In light of new developments, I would like to apologize to the @JDragon campaign for misrepresenting his intentions. Clearly, he is the man in the red hat this photo, as he has admitted multiple times:

Spoiler: NSFW

His reasons for his presence are still somewhat questionable, and we have yet to hear from @Amerikuracana as to whether this is his girlfriend or an @JDragon lie to weasel out of past indiscretions.

However, I don't believe @JDragon is a pervert who gets his jollies from watching his woman ravaged by a bull, and here is our retraction to better represent him as a candidate.

Spoiler: NSFW

Good citizens of the War Room, please say no to animal cruelty.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

After much, much deliberation, and even though I voted for @JDragon in round 3, I endorse @Palis .

This has been a very difficult decision to make, but I know in my guts that it is the right one.

Sorry JDragon bro, I think you'd make a good pres too, really, but at this point nothing can resist the Palis machine.

Now let the Cuck-Slaying begin !

 

[Deffid]

After much, much deliberation, and even though I voted for @JDragon in round 3, I endorse @Palis .

This has been a very difficult decision to make, but I know in my guts that it is the right one.

Sorry JDragon bro, I think you'd make a good pres too, really, but at this point nothing can resist the Palis machine.

Now let the Cuck-Slaying begin !

Victory Baes

Spoiler

and since you are in Munich

That's a massive swing vote for the campaign, thank you sir

 

[Prime Ang]

Victory Baes

Spoiler

and since you are in Munich

That's a massive swing vote for the campaign, thank you sir

 

[JDragon]

After much, much deliberation, and even though I voted for @JDragon in round 3, I endorse @Palis .

This has been a very difficult decision to make, but I know in my guts that it is the right one.

Sorry JDragon bro, I think you'd make a good pres too, really, but at this point nothing can resist the Palis machine.

Now let the Cuck-Slaying begin !

It's okay - after all, you got fooled by a tailor made campaign promise.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

It's okay - after all, you got fooled by a tailor made campaign promise.

No I'm pretty sure that he'll honour his word when president.

No hard feelings, I hope.

 

[LionExMachina]

HANS LEAKS!

It has been brought to the attention of Hans Leaks that JDragon is potentially engaged in some very (ahem) QUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR


It is the duty of this organization to share these revelations with fellow War Room Citizens as much as it makes me sick to my stomach….


A whistleblower who asked not to be named was searching for information on JDragon when he came across some very disturbing details. Those of you that get sick easily may want to stop reading now.


From the pages of an apparent Beastiality Forum where our very own JDragon is an alleged member:

Text:

JDragon

“Hi all. JDragon here. I have felt shame because I don't know if I will be accepted. Glad there is a group where such matters can be discussed.

Does anyone have any advice on sharing your mating habits with friends or family members?

Long story short: A friend had me watch his German Shepard (Sherdog) while he was out of town. Needless to say, Sherdog was a very eager and hard working partner. One thing led to another and we had multiple sexual encounters while my friend was gone. I had always been curious but I didn't plan on this happening. Now I feel guilty but this German longs for the touch of the German Shepard once again.

I am in a dilemma. I want to tell my friend what happened but I am not sure how he will react. I also would like to see Sherdog again. Any advice would be most welcome? Thank you kindly. “


A user on this deviant board responded supportingly to this “JDragon”


“Sharing your zoosexual orientation with family members (such as parents) can be difficult because they are likely to have been influenced by being in a culture with anti-zoo beliefs, bad "social norms", and a sense of "morality" which wrongfully says that zoosex is "bad".

It varies based on the situation. They may be accepting or they may be completely disowning. The best people to talk to are the ones that one knows for sure are zoosexual (such as dating another zoosexual online and then meeting in person), but that can be difficult to do.

However, the more people talk about it, maybe the less taboo it will be.

In any case, one should not feel guilty about being sexually attracted to a non-human (and having sex with one), because zoosex is not inherently wrong (morally). As I said before, interspecies sex occurs in the wild.”

This next post was apparently right after @MusterX dropped out as Vice Presindent (in record time) and hurt JDragon;s feelings. Here he is vetting to his Zoo friends about the disaster.

Text:

JDragon

How is my day going?

It was going well. I was at a Bachelor's party and found out that someone that I thought I could trust betrayed me rather quickly. It kind of ruined the night for me and I was a little down for the rest of the night.

I went home a little depressed and laid in bed. I must have dosed off but was awakened by something cold and wet on my cheek. It startled me but then I realized it was my canine wanted to show me some love and comfort. I was overcome with emotion and appreciation for the act of love. Let's just say that neither one of us got much sleep that night...

This next post is JDragon posting a similar story that he told in an old Sherdog post about Cannibalism.

Text:

JDragon

I don't know why people think they should meddle with the lives of others.


For example:

There was a crazy court case in Germany recently.

Businessman in his mid-40s wants to die (has for years already) and is looking online for someone to slaughter him. This is well documented and established by witnesses.

Cop has fantasy of cutting body into pieces (a few pieces were missing later so might have ate a little)

They match up perfectly. The deed gets done. Forensic experts are unable to determine the exact cause of death - defense says it was suicide, prosecution and judges believe it was murder.

Sentence: guilty of murder, but only 8.5 years in jail (which is actually contrary to the book as murder = life with possibility of parole is mandatory in Germany).

This is an extreme example but both parties made a deal and both complied. Why was anyone punished?

I don't believe in raping animals of course but if both parties are willing (man and beast) then why should lust and pleasure be illegal? We are all animals afterall sharing this crazy planet together.

In this post JDragon mentions another forum that he frequently posts on. He calls it a "sports/political forum" Could this be Sherdog?

Text:

JDragon

How does one even come out in public though with such a stigma attached to the act? That is the issue. It has to start somewhere but most people (including me) are afraid of the reactions of certain friends, coworkers, and family members.

How does sex with animals get sold to the mainstream public? I think we are a few generations away at least from being accepted. It is so hard for me to share the lust that I have for dogs to even those closest to me. Heck, I post frequently on a certain sports/political message board and I would be too frightened to even share my desires on there and those people do not even know what I look like and don't know me in my real life.

What you said is correct, we are an echo chamber even though it is great to find common interests and support. It is great knowing that there are many others like me out there wanting to let the world know how that it is perfectly natural for to have sexual relations with a trusted partner. Dogs are man's (and woman's) best friend afterall.

I expect to hide in the shadows for the rest of my life and I accept that. Maybe we can at least make things a little better for the next generation before all is said and done though?"




I think that I speak for most War Room citizens (probably not Salty Fawlty though) when I say we have all seen more than we can stomach…


As the great Dennis Hallman once said… “Jesus Hurry Up….We’re Barely Hanging On”

Shots licked.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Victory Baes

Spoiler

and since you are in Munich

That's a massive swing vote for the campaign, thank you sir

yum

 

[Hans Gruber]

It's okay - after all, you got fooled by a tailor made campaign promise.

So much saltiness. No wonder Salty Fawlty enthusiastically endorses JDragon

 

[Bald1]

I am glad you asked kind sir

Palis is a man of great character and unlike JDragon...writes his own speeches

For Example:



Keep in mind Gandhi from the mainstream media outlet GNN was caught writing a speech for JDragon that @Bald1 called "superb"

Here is the transcript that was sent from Gandhi (who admitted his guilt) to JDragon

Gandhi
Birdie num nums
Gandhi
Joined:Oct 24, 2003
Messages:14,227
Likes Received:2,090
Location:MTL in ORLANDO

Subject: Come Out Strong!!!

Say something like

I endorsed muster x not because of who he was but what t and who he represented.

A widely divergent viewpoint that is in many ways diamwtrically opposed to mine. He had support from CTers, libertarians, and many others rightly fraustrated with the forum we post.

While I was not endorsing his views, I was endorsing his right to have those views, to express them to us, to enrich the war room through a diversity of views and debate.

We live in times of tamper censorship, when Hans leaks is being wrongly suppressed by Rumlpe, when the dump is being used as an overt form of censorship.

The bubble does not make us stronger it makes us weaker and we must fight the bubble. So I do not regret my desire to team up with muster x. I would do it again. Because when I was selecting muster x I was really selecting you, all of you.

I was saying, I support you,
all of you, and want your voices to be heard.

Say no to the echo chamber sports bar bubble of palis and make the war room great again!!!!!


Etc

I call em as I see em Hans. It was an outstanding post containing some of the most marvelous words available in our language. What can I say? Magnificence recognizes magnificence! No matter who the exceptional author may be.

 

[Hans Gruber]

That still stands. I think Palis in some way is smirking at how he mocked this subforum and managed to still garner it's support. It may be a PM, it may just be in his mind, but somewhere, he is definitely smirking at it and rightly so.

HANS LEAKS

A unnamed 400 lb hacker has infiltrated the private messaging system of the @Palis campaign and this is what was discovered:


Palis Making America great again

Joined:
Sep 5, 2012
Messages:
8,316
Likes Received:
5,365
Hello gents belonging to my campaign,

First order of discussion, Lead's baseless accusations of me smirking at fellow War Room citizens.

If the War Room citizens only knew the truth. I would never mock them (except for a select few cans that almost everyone could agreed...deserve to be mocked)

I have a dream about a War Room where the voices of all, no matter their political persuasion, could engage in discussion about the issues of the day.

If only Lead could read and trust in my real thoughts and not those that were taken out of context and twisted by dishonest JDragon....then we could all unite and make the War Room a better place.

After I am elected I will reach out to Lead and the War Room
will finally be united once again.

I'm WR Presidential candidate Palis and I approve this message.

Palis/@Dr J 2016


(END LEAKED MESSAGE)


Wow! According to this 100% accurate leak, Lead owes the Palis campaign a big apologize. Very impressive how classy Palis was about Lead spreading vicious lies that came from the dirty mouth of JDragon.

Lead. I believe that it is now time for you to own up to your mistake and make a public apology to Palis. The ball is in your court.

 

[Clippy]

So there I was late at night, which is like 10:30 for me - fed up with the system, in my pajamas watching Rocko's Modern Life - when there comes a ring to my bell

Who would it be but @Palis and @Dr J !!!

They came in and were asking for my vote but instead I asked them for a pajama party. They were confused at first and didn't have pajamas on them, actually all dressed up nice in business suits. But they agreed and I gave them my extra pajamas to wear.

So we all sat around wearing my pajamas and eating some old cheese cake I found in the back of my fridge and you know what? We hung out ALL night. Palis gave me this sweet back rub and and Dr J even washed my car the next morning. Granted I crashed it immediately after, but it was the thought that counts.

I would like to say I fully endorse @Palis as he went out of his way to contact me and he's a nice guy. I haven't heard shit from @JDragon and he seems like a piece of shit to me so fuck him.

 

[Cmart]

I voted for Palis, by accident. I thought I was voting for Palin.

...so gorgeous. Anyway, so be it.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I haven't heard shit from @JDragon and he seems like a piece of shit to me so fuck him.

Dude couldn't be bothered to court my vote either.