Sherdog POTWR: Round 2: The Debate

[JDragon]

I may from time to time... completely ignore the campaigners stump speeches. What is your thoughts on the rest of the field. Are there any other candidates you believe to be ineligible?

@Jack V Savage is certainly eligible but will face prosecution for his shady dealings with @RexKwonDo.

@panamaican is floating somewhere in a pool reading a printout of a long-running indexed @Arkain2K thread.

@Space and @HereticBD, are they even running?

@snakedafunky Well - Do candidates have to present a medical record? In his case he should at least provide confirmation that his hospital allows internet access.

 

[JDragon]

99% of posters were born outside the War Room.

@Lead we got confirmation, Palis may not be eligible!

 

[Dr J]

Sounds expensive, who'll pay for it?

Mexico.

My concern is quality, readable posts for all citizens (and especially for me to read while bored at work). The best way to create posts is to stimulate demand. This is ECON101. A presidential sticky thread requires a strong leader with the ability to attract and engage consumers and competition alike. This is no small task, and not to be taken lightly.

While the @Palis /Dr J administration will put a tremendous amount of effort into our sticky thread, we are also thinking outside the box for ways to improve the War Room.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Dr J]

@Lead we got confirmation, Palis may not be eligible!

Confirmation of a troll or previously banned account.

@Palis /Dr J 2016

 

[Thames]

This is really hard decision for me.

@Jack V Savage is a great poster who always provide substance. @JDragon is the only candidate who have have shown "high energy" when it comes to thread creating, and you know he will be very active as president. But then again, I also really want @panamaican to tell me how stupid I am.

Hmmm... I will need some answers before I can decide. So candidates, please decide on the following:

Marry. Fuck. Kill.

 

[Lead]

This is really hard decision for me.

@Jack V Savage is a great poster who always provide substance. @JDragon is the only candidate who have have shown "high energy" when it comes to thread creating, and you know he will be very active as president. But then again, I also really want @panamaican to tell me how stupid I am.

Hmmm... I will need some answers before I can decide. So candidates, please decide on the following:

Marry. Fuck. Kill.

I feel like the answer is a lot more obvious than thought at first glance

 

[Jack V Savage]

This is really hard decision for me.

@Jack V Savage is a great poster who always provide substance. @JDragon is the only candidate who have have shown "high energy" when it comes to thread creating, and you know he will be very active as president. But then again, I also really want @panamaican to tell me how stupid I am.

Hmmm... I will need some answers before I can decide. So candidates, please decide on the following:

Marry. Fuck. Kill.

This is ridiculously easy. Fuck the only female (who is underrated at her best, IMO--as a looker that is; she's overrated as a fighter--opened as a huge favorite against Nunes), marry one of the coolest fighters ever (it would be open and celibate, of course), and kill Dana (honestly, he's annoying but he's done a lot for the sport).

Side note, I saw Saku at a karaoke place in Guam and shook Dana's hand in Atlanta. No opportunity to either marry or kill either of them. Never seen Ronda in person, but I'm married anyway.

 

[Lead]

This is ridiculously easy. Fuck the only female (who is underrated at her best, IMO--as a looker that is; she's overrated as a fighter--opened as a huge favorite against Nunes), marry one of the coolest fighters ever, and kill Dana.

Side note, I saw Saku at a karaoke place in Guam and shook Dana's hand in Atlanta. No opportunity to either marry or kill either of them. Never seen Ronda in person, but I'm married anyway.

This is what I was thinking but you also have to weight what amount of money and unlimited live UFC events it would take to kill Sakuraba. It's definitely the Plan B but can't be ignored.

I saw those odds too and was pretty surprised. Nunes likely has better striking and better BJJ. I've been wrong on most of the women's division fights however.

 

[Jack V Savage]

I saw those odds too and was pretty surprised. Nunes likely has better striking and better BJJ. I've been wrong on most of the women's division fights however.

The problem is that the skill level is low. Like, Ronda doesn't have any real trick to penetrating her opponents' range, but she just blitzes and it works. Nunes is terrible at pacing herself, and you'd think she'd be easy pickings for someone with a good corner (which Ronda doesn't have), but she's the champ. I think there's more chance involved and the fights are harder to pick when the level is lower. But no way should Ronda have been 3-1. She's now a much smaller favorite, and it might be justified (leaning toward Nunes, but--ugh--I'll have to rewatch some of her fights to settle on a pick).

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

I already stated that @Palis was apparently born outside the WR and is ineligible to run. Try to keep up.

Words from a scared little man.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

@Lead we got confirmation, Palis may not be eligible!

You guys are about to be TrumpT hard. Welcome to a new era folks.

Palis/@Dr J 2016

 

[Thames]

I feel like the answer is a lot more obvious than thought at first glance

It will measure qualities such as long term thinking, economic rationality, emotional functioning, morality, libido and of course show a lot about them as MMA fans.

Besides their reasoning also reveals a lot.

This is ridiculously easy. Fuck the only female (who is underrated at her best, IMO--as a looker that is; she's overrated as a fighter--opened as a huge favorite against Nunes), marry one of the coolest fighters ever (it would be open and celibate, of course), and kill Dana (honestly, he's annoying but he's done a lot for the sport).

Side note, I saw Saku at a karaoke place in Guam and shook Dana's hand in Atlanta. No opportunity to either marry or kill either of them. Never seen Ronda in person, but I'm married anyway.

A president in an open marriage. Well well.. There goes ripskaters vote.

I feel like the non-causal fans are way too hard on Ronda as a fighter tbh. She got an awful coach and is clearly not right in the head, but she is very talented. She has the skills to win over just about anyone in the bantamweight division, and one could think that perhaps her loss to Holm has taken her down a few notches from the "I can take on Mayweather" shit, she was starting to believe herself. If she has taken a more nuanced approach to striking than just "charge!" (which to be fair worked well until Holly), then I think she has a very good chance against Nunes.
But then again, coach Edmond might just be telling her how the Holly fight was a fluke, and that she's a STRIKING GODDESS and no one can fuck with her, and she just needs to put that fake ass humility bitch looking motherfucker in her place *snort*!

Point being; Rondy has all the tools, she just needs the right mentality and the right coach (I concede that the ladder part is certainly not a given).

Man that sounds awesome. I would love to meet Saku in a karaoke bar, or just about anywhere.

 

[Thames]

You guys are about to be TrumpT hard. Welcome to a new era folks.

Palis/@Dr J 2016

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Someone who has put you to shame many times in the War Room.

P.S. Hillary lost.

 

[Thames]

Someone who has put you to shame many times in the War Room.

P.S. Hillary lost.

Really? Care to give an example?

Or did you put me to shame on another account?

 

[sickc0d3r]

This is really hard decision for me.

@Jack V Savage is a great poster who always provide substance. @JDragon is the only candidate who have have shown "high energy" when it comes to thread creating, and you know he will be very active as president. But then again, I also really want @panamaican to tell me how stupid I am.

Hmmm... I will need some answers before I can decide. So candidates, please decide on the following:

Marry. Fuck. Kill.

Fuck the female, marry the uber rich guy, kill the legend. No brainer. Obviously, you would plot to slowly poison Dana to death anyway and get the money.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Really? Care to give an example?

Or did you put me to shame on another account?

You're beneath me actually, not worth the effort. You're like Connor McGregor begging Pretty Boy Floyd for a $100 million fight LOL!

P.S. Hillary lost.

 

[Jack V Savage]

A president in an open marriage. Well well.. There goes ripskaters vote.

Ripskater has shown that he's willing to vote for someone who is grossly immoral.

I feel like the non-causal fans are way too hard on Ronda as a fighter tbh. She got an awful coach and is clearly not right in the head, but she is very talented.

No doubt. Her judo game is elite, she's athletic, powerful striker. Lot of air between "overrated" and "bum." With a better coach, she could take another big step forward, and she was already a historically dominant champ. But she has huge vulnerabilities.

She has the skills to win over just about anyone in the bantamweight division, and one could think that perhaps her loss to Holm has taken her down a few notches from the "I can take on Mayweather" shit, she was starting to believe herself. If she has taken a more nuanced approach to striking than just "charge!" (which to be fair worked well until Holly), then I think she has a very good chance against Nunes.

We'll see. Looks like the loss really fucked with her, and it could just make her more determined to press forward. But, yeah, I wouldn't count her out against Nunes at all. It's a tossup-type fight.

But then again, coach Edmond might just be telling her how the Holly fight was a fluke, and that she's a STRIKING GODDESS and no one can fuck with her, and she just needs to put that fake ass humility bitch looking motherfucker in her place *snort*!

Point being; Rondy has all the tools, she just needs the right mentality and the right coach (I concede that the ladder part is certainly not a given).

Yep.

Man that sounds awesome. I would love to meet Saku in a karaoke bar, or just about anywhere.

To be clear, I didn't meet him (or see him sing). It was a hotel very far from the beach that most of the nice hotels are that's like a whole self-contained private village (golf course, condos, townhouses, stores, tennis courts, etc.). Has like a bar and then private karaoke rooms. Waitresses will come into the room and take orders, but I was impatient and stepped out to the bar, and he appeared to be doing the same thing, on his way back into a room. The bartender knew who he was (I was like, "that guy's a fucking legend" thinking he wouldn't) and said he was actually there a lot.

 

[Thames]

Fuck the female, marry the uber rich guy, kill the legend. No brainer. Obviously, you would plot to slowly poison Dana to death anyway and get the money.

You might have to hurry with Saku before Rizin books him again, if you want to be the one to kill him.

You're beneath me actually, not worth the effort. You're like Connor McGregor begging Pretty Boy Floyd for a $100 million fight LOL!

P.S. Hillary lost.

I just tried to search. Can't find anything. You've posted a picture reply once or twice, but never actually engaged me in a thread.

Very Trumpesque of you to be all bark and no bite.

 

[HereticBD]

@Space and @HereticBD, are they even running?

Of course I'm running. Recently though, I've allocated a lot of my campaign expenses into exposing other candidates' lies and corruption, to my opponents' benefit.

I might have to re-think my strategy. It's not too late.

New strategy:

Vote for me, and I'll send you a free kitten.

These little darlings could be yours!