Sherdog POTWR Round 1

[LucasWithLidOff]

Brilliant! Some of the best words I've ever read. Sounds a bit familiar though.

I think Michelle Obama once said something similar.

 

[MeatheadMike]

@Lead please add me to the WR citizens registry.
I've lurked the WR almost every day of the work week for the past 5 years and demand the ability to vote in this election.

 

[Bald1]

I think Michelle Obama once said something similar.

Yeah, I remember now. It was that speech she stole from Melania Trump, right?

 

[Prime Ang]

@Falsedawn

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[JDragon]

Brilliant! Some of the best words I've ever read. Sounds a bit familiar though.

I think Michelle Obama once said something similar.

What? No!

Read this explanation from my speechwriter:

Over the phone, he read me some passages from Mr. Trump’s speech as examples. I wrote them down and later included some of the phrasing in the draft that ultimately became the final speech. I did not check Mr. Trump’s speeches. This was my mistake, and I feel terrible for the chaos I have caused JDragon. No harm was meant.

 

[Bald1]

What? No!

Read this explanation from my speechwriter:

Over the phone, he read me some passages from Mr. Trump’s speech as examples. I wrote them down and later included some of the phrasing in the draft that ultimately became the final speech. I did not check Mr. Trump’s speeches. This was my mistake, and I feel terrible for the chaos I have caused JDragon. No harm was meant.

They're just words. If a monkey can accidentally type out the Bible, it's possible your speechwriter, by pure chance, put some words in an oder that resembles something someone else has said in the past. Nothing to see here folks...

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Wow. Whoa. That is some group of posters. Dozens!

So nice, thank you very much. That’s really nice. Thank you. It’s great to be in the War Room. It’s great to be on a wonderful website, Sherdog. And it’s an honor to have everybody here. This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no discussion board like this.

And I saw some of the candidates, how are they going to beat F2? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

Our board is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us discussing, let’s say, facts in a thread? They kill us. I beat the facts all the time. All the time.

When did we beat Stormfront at anything? They send their posters over by the hundreds, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a Sherdog avatar on Stormfront? It doesn’t exist, folks. They beat us all the time.

When do we beat the Heavies at the border? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they are beating us in terms of traffic. They are not our friend, believe me. But they’re killing us in terms of traffic.

The War Room has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems.



Thank you. It’s true, and these are the best and the finest. When the Heavies sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing shitposts. They’re bringing spam. They’re trolls. And some, I assume, are good posters.

But I speak to War Room mods and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people.



It’s coming from more than the Heavies. It’s coming from all over the Sherdog front page, and it’s coming probably — probably — from the comment section. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.


Last month, our poster participation rate was the worst since 2005. And our real poster unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 20 percent. Don’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe it. In fact, don't believe any number I say.

That’s right. A lot of people in here can’t post. They can’t post, because there are no quality threads, because the people in F2 have our threads and the Mayberry has our threads. They all have threads.

But the real number, the real number is anywhere from 18 to 19 and maybe even 21 percent, and nobody talks about it, because it’s a statistic that’s full of nonsense.

Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the way, and we as a subforum are getting weaker. Even our meme arsenal doesn’t work.


It came out recently we have memes that are 3 years old. They don’t know if it worked. And I thought it was horrible when I saw it on television, because boy, does that send signals to Wadtucket and all of the other people that look at us and they say, “That is a group of people, and that is a forum that truly has no clue. They don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know what they’re doing.”


I’ve been on the board making posts, and I hear my fellow War Roomers. And they’re wonderful people. I like them. They all want me to support them. They don’t know how to bring it about. They come up to my PM box. I’m chatting with three of them in the next week. And they don’t know— “Are you running? Are you not running? Could we have your support? What do we do? How do we do it?”

I like them. And I read their posts. And they don’t talk poster participation and they don’t talk Mayberry. When was the last time you heard the Mayberry is killing us? They’re devaluing their discussion quality to a level that you wouldn’t believe. It makes it impossible for our posters to compete, impossible. They’re killing us.

But you don’t hear that from anybody else. You don’t hear it from anybody else. And I read the threads.


I read the the threads of these people, and they say the cake is gay, SJWs are stupid, all sorts of wonderful things will happen. And people are saying, “What’s going on? I just want a discussion. Just get me a debate. I don’t need the rhetoric. I want arguments.”

So I’ve watched the moderators. I’ve dealt with them all my life. If you can’t make a good deal with a moderator, then there’s something wrong with you. You’re certainly not very good. And that’s what we have representing us. They will never make the War Room great again. They don’t even have a chance. They’re controlled fully— they’re controlled fully by the site admins, by the owners, and by the special interests, fully.

Now, the War Room needs— our War Room needs a truly great leader, and we need a truly great leader now. We need a leader that wrote “The Böhmermann / Erdogan affair that is threatening Merkel.”

And we also need a cheerleader.

You know, when Madmick became a mod, I said, “Well, the one thing, I think he’ll do well. I think he’ll be a great cheerleader for the War Room. I think he’d be a great spirit.”

He was vibrant. He was young. I really thought that he would be a great cheerleader.

He’s not a leader. That’s true. You’re right about that.

But he wasn’t a cheerleader. He’s actually a negative force. He’s been a negative force. He wasn’t a cheerleader; he was the opposite.

We need somebody that can take the brand of the War Room and make it great again. It’s not great again.

We need— we need somebody— we need somebody that literally will take this forum and make it great again. We can do that.

So ladies and gentlemen…I am officially running… for president of the War Room, and we are going to make our forum great again.

It can happen. Our forum has tremendous potential. We have tremendous posters.

We have people that aren’t posting. We have people that have no incentive to post. But they’re going to have incentive to post, because the greatest contribution to a discussion is a post. And they’ll be proud, and they’ll love it, and they’ll post much more than they would’ve ever done, and they’ll be— they’ll be doing so well, and we’re going to be thriving as a forum, thriving. It can happen.

I will be the greatest War Room president that God ever created. I tell you that.

I’ll bring back our posters from Cameldog, from the Mayberry, from Bloody Elbow, from so many places. I’ll bring back our posters, and I’ll bring back our memes.

We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don’t have it. We have posters that are morally corrupt. We have posters that are selling this forum down the drain. I would deport those posters to the Mayberry.

I would build a great firewall, and nobody builds firewalls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great, great firewall on our border to the Mayberry. And I will have the Mayberry pay for that wall.

Mark my words.

Nobody would be tougher on Shitposting than JDragon. Nobody.

If I get elected president I will bring the War Room back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make the forums great again.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Well done , the camel dog reference was gold lol

 

[Lead]

@Lead

Can you add me to the citizen registry? I'm more of a casual poster here but I do lurk here a fair amount even during non-election season.

You are not meeting one my criteria checks. Can you have a posts from Aug 2016 or earlier you have made in the war room? I may just be doing a bad search

@Lead can you add me to the citizen registry, brother?

Thank you, kindly.

I thought you were already added. Added

Very cool idea. Can we have primaries? I get that would be a lot of work.

Edit: My bad, didn't read the "spoilers".

LOL. I was just about to say I think 95% (including most candidates) didn't read beyond the first two sentences. I get it's a long OP though so its all good.

@Lead can you add me to the register as citizen also please.

As a German I strongly recommend you add an additional rule, banning all Austrians from running for president, believe me that can only end in disaster.

You passed. Registered

@Lead can we sticky the gun thread now

If one were to win the POTWR, they could sticky the gun thread.

Is this a poll or what?

Round 3 and 4 are polls, yes.

@Lead Ive been living in this forum illegally for over a year now.

You passed. Registered

I would like citizenship

Registered. Thought you were already in there

@Lead please add me to the WR citizens registry.
I've lurked the WR almost every day of the work week for the past 5 years and demand the ability to vote in this election.

Looking through search, you do post also. Registered

 

[Lead]

Wow. Whoa. That is some group of posters. Dozens!

So nice, thank you very much. That’s really nice. Thank you. It’s great to be in the War Room. It’s great to be on a wonderful website, Sherdog. And it’s an honor to have everybody here. This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no discussion board like this.

And I saw some of the candidates, how are they going to beat F2? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

Our board is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us discussing, let’s say, facts in a thread? They kill us. I beat the facts all the time. All the time.

When did we beat Stormfront at anything? They send their posters over by the hundreds, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a Sherdog avatar on Stormfront? It doesn’t exist, folks. They beat us all the time.

When do we beat the Heavies at the border? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they are beating us in terms of traffic. They are not our friend, believe me. But they’re killing us in terms of traffic.

The War Room has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems.



Thank you. It’s true, and these are the best and the finest. When the Heavies sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing shitposts. They’re bringing spam. They’re trolls. And some, I assume, are good posters.

But I speak to War Room mods and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people.



It’s coming from more than the Heavies. It’s coming from all over the Sherdog front page, and it’s coming probably — probably — from the comment section. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.


Last month, our poster participation rate was the worst since 2005. And our real poster unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 20 percent. Don’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe it. In fact, don't believe any number I say.

That’s right. A lot of people in here can’t post. They can’t post, because there are no quality threads, because the people in F2 have our threads and the Mayberry has our threads. They all have threads.

But the real number, the real number is anywhere from 18 to 19 and maybe even 21 percent, and nobody talks about it, because it’s a statistic that’s full of nonsense.

Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the way, and we as a subforum are getting weaker. Even our meme arsenal doesn’t work.


It came out recently we have memes that are 3 years old. They don’t know if it worked. And I thought it was horrible when I saw it on television, because boy, does that send signals to Wadtucket and all of the other people that look at us and they say, “That is a group of people, and that is a forum that truly has no clue. They don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know what they’re doing.”


I’ve been on the board making posts, and I hear my fellow War Roomers. And they’re wonderful people. I like them. They all want me to support them. They don’t know how to bring it about. They come up to my PM box. I’m chatting with three of them in the next week. And they don’t know— “Are you running? Are you not running? Could we have your support? What do we do? How do we do it?”

I like them. And I read their posts. And they don’t talk poster participation and they don’t talk Mayberry. When was the last time you heard the Mayberry is killing us? They’re devaluing their discussion quality to a level that you wouldn’t believe. It makes it impossible for our posters to compete, impossible. They’re killing us.

But you don’t hear that from anybody else. You don’t hear it from anybody else. And I read the threads.


I read the the threads of these people, and they say the cake is gay, SJWs are stupid, all sorts of wonderful things will happen. And people are saying, “What’s going on? I just want a discussion. Just get me a debate. I don’t need the rhetoric. I want arguments.”

So I’ve watched the moderators. I’ve dealt with them all my life. If you can’t make a good deal with a moderator, then there’s something wrong with you. You’re certainly not very good. And that’s what we have representing us. They will never make the War Room great again. They don’t even have a chance. They’re controlled fully— they’re controlled fully by the site admins, by the owners, and by the special interests, fully.

Now, the War Room needs— our War Room needs a truly great leader, and we need a truly great leader now. We need a leader that wrote “The Böhmermann / Erdogan affair that is threatening Merkel.”

And we also need a cheerleader.

You know, when Madmick became a mod, I said, “Well, the one thing, I think he’ll do well. I think he’ll be a great cheerleader for the War Room. I think he’d be a great spirit.”

He was vibrant. He was young. I really thought that he would be a great cheerleader.

He’s not a leader. That’s true. You’re right about that.

But he wasn’t a cheerleader. He’s actually a negative force. He’s been a negative force. He wasn’t a cheerleader; he was the opposite.

We need somebody that can take the brand of the War Room and make it great again. It’s not great again.

We need— we need somebody— we need somebody that literally will take this forum and make it great again. We can do that.

So ladies and gentlemen…I am officially running… for president of the War Room, and we are going to make our forum great again.

It can happen. Our forum has tremendous potential. We have tremendous posters.

We have people that aren’t posting. We have people that have no incentive to post. But they’re going to have incentive to post, because the greatest contribution to a discussion is a post. And they’ll be proud, and they’ll love it, and they’ll post much more than they would’ve ever done, and they’ll be— they’ll be doing so well, and we’re going to be thriving as a forum, thriving. It can happen.

I will be the greatest War Room president that God ever created. I tell you that.

I’ll bring back our posters from Cameldog, from the Mayberry, from Bloody Elbow, from so many places. I’ll bring back our posters, and I’ll bring back our memes.

We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don’t have it. We have posters that are morally corrupt. We have posters that are selling this forum down the drain. I would deport those posters to the Mayberry.

I would build a great firewall, and nobody builds firewalls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great, great firewall on our border to the Mayberry. And I will have the Mayberry pay for that wall.

Mark my words.

Nobody would be tougher on Shitposting than JDragon. Nobody.

If I get elected president I will bring the War Room back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make the forums great again.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Well done. I laughed at the SD Unemployment rate.

Added

 

[King of Fists]

You are not meeting one my criteria checks. Can you have a posts from Aug 2016 or earlier you have made in the war room? I may just be doing a bad search.

I just checked my post history, it says my earliest post was September 29th, which may be true if we are just talking post-forum changeover.

I used to post here more pre-forum change, usually in crappy religious discussion threads. I remember getting into a lot of discussion with that happyboy poster (I think he is dead now, R.I.P.)

 

[Lead]

I just checked my post history, it says my earliest post was September 29th, which may be true if we are just talking post-forum changeover.

I used to post here more pre-forum change, usually in crappy religious discussion threads. I remember getting into a lot of discussion with that happyboy poster (I think he is dead now, R.I.P.)

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I'll take that. Registered.

 

[MeatheadMike]

You are not meeting one my criteria checks. Can you have a posts from Aug 2016 or earlier you have made in the war room? I may just be doing a bad search

The search doesn't seem to be listing my posts in any type of order so here's a random one from 2014:

Lol this thread makes ruthlessrobert's threads look like scholarly journals.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/left-vs-right-in-housing.2692799/page-2

If that's not enough proof, I'd like to point out that I've witnessed the bannings of WR posters such as:

ShrimpinAintEasy (posting pictures of blackface to mock TCK)
ConanMemories, (repeated thread highjacking)
SPF50, (e suicide after 2012 election)
Gotti, (meltdown)
Hollywood Nicky (The Joos)

Most of these posters (aside form maybe Nicky) have been completely erased from archive since the site updates last year... so only a regular would know who they are.. and their posts live on in my heart.

Also I remember when your name was Lead Salad.

 

[Bald1]

The search doesn't seem to be listing my posts in any type of order so here's a random one from 2014:


http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/left-vs-right-in-housing.2692799/page-2

If that's not enough proof, I'd like to point out that I've witnessed the bannings of WR posters such as:

ShrimpinAintEasy (posting pictures of blackface to mock TCK)
ConanMemories, (repeated thread highjacking)
SPF50, (e suicide after 2012 election)
Gotti, (meltdown)
Hollywood Nicky (The Joos)

Most of these posters (aside form maybe Nicky) have been completely erased from archive since the site updates last year... so only a regular would know who they are.. and their posts live on in my heart.

Also I remember when your name was Lead Salad.

Fwiw I remember seeing you around.

Edit: what's this about a Salad? You could be an impostor!?!

 

[snakedafunky]

The NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER-PARTY would like to officially announce our candidate and the first War Room president.
Our candidate will represent ALL the Non US American territory based Sherdogers (from here on also called NUTS for convenience).
It doesn't matter if you are an apologizing Canadian beta, toothless Brit, scat porn loving German, refugee welcoming Swede, drunken Irish Gypsy, sheep fucking Australian, wall jumping Mexican or a disappointment to your father Asian.

Only United under the NUTS Party can we elect our President.

Lets show the War Rom that we, the NUTS will no longer stand by quietly, while the Posting quality goes down caused by the questionable US education system and lack of mental health system.

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you Snakedafunky the Fuhrer of the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER-PARTY.

@Lead
I snakedafunky are officially running for the president of the War Room to bring back its NUTS glory.

Please take a minute to read my personal statement:

My NUTS, after years of being ignored, I can finally greet you here, as the future War Room president.
All you NUTS reading this here in the POWT topic, you are just a small representation of what we want to see in all of the War Room.
And we want that all you posters from Europe, Australia, Canada and the rest of the Non US world absorb everything that we the true NUTS War Room want to be in future.

We want to be one War Room, and threw you, my NUTS we will become one War Room again.
We want a War Room without posts from religious bible-belt nutters, Californian SJW Clinton Liberals, Jersey shore douche bags, school shooting gun loving conservatives, and bath-salt loving Florida men, and you my NUTS must not allow those poster to get likes.
We want to see one NUTS War Room, and you must support us for that.
We want the War Room to be peace-loving and courages at the same time, and you my NUTS must be peace-loving posters.
We want the War Room not to become divided like the US American liberals or conservative Sherdog crybabies, but to become Northern European, Canadian winter or Australian Outback hard and therefore you my NUTS must unite behind us.

Whatever we the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER-PARTY create today or whatever we do, we will be banned, but in you my NUTS, an US American free sticky thread will live on.
And when I can no longer hold on to the NUTS flag that we will raise together from nothing, it will be you my NUTS that must hold the pole firmly in your hands.
And I know that it cant be any other way, as we are bind together by our NUTS education and universal healthcare systems.

And when the great posts of our NUTS movement sweep victories threw the War Room, I know that you my NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS will close ranks with me because we know:

In-front of us lies a NUTS War Room,
Within us marches a NUTS War Room,
And behind us follows a NUTS War Room.

As elected president I promise to do the following things with the dedicated sticky thread.

1. Make the dedicated sticky thread a US territory based Sherdoger free zone.
2. Mocking and shoop all US American territory Sherdoogers will not just be allowed but encouraged
3. Together we will make sure that the dedicated sticky thread will never fall into US territory hand.


I call on all NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER to unite and show our strength.

NO GINGERS

 

[Lead]

The search doesn't seem to be listing my posts in any type of order so here's a random one from 2014:


http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/left-vs-right-in-housing.2692799/page-2

If that's not enough proof, I'd like to point out that I've witnessed the bannings of WR posters such as:

ShrimpinAintEasy (posting pictures of blackface to mock TCK)
ConanMemories, (repeated thread highjacking)
SPF50, (e suicide after 2012 election)
Gotti, (meltdown)
Hollywood Nicky (The Joos)

Most of these posters (aside form maybe Nicky) have been completely erased from archive since the site updates last year... so only a regular would know who they are.. and their posts live on in my heart.

Also I remember when your name was Lead Salad.

I multiquoted in that post. I already said your good. I asked King of Fists for more history. Thanks though.

 

[Lead]

The NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER-PARTY would like to officially announce our candidate and the first War Room president.
Our candidate will represent ALL the Non US American territory based Sherdogers (from here on also called NUTS for convenience).
It doesn't matter if you are an apologizing Canadian beta, toothless Brit, scat porn loving German, refugee welcoming Swede, drunken Irish Gypsy, sheep fucking Australian, wall jumping Mexican or a disappointment to your father Asian.

Only United under the NUTS Party can we elect our President.

Lets show the War Rom that we, the NUTS will no longer stand by quietly, while the Posting quality goes down caused by the questionable US education system and lack of mental health system.

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you Snakedafunky the Fuhrer of the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER-PARTY.

@Lead
I snakedafunky are officially running for the president of the War Room to bring back its NUTS glory.

Please take a minute to read my personal statement:

My NUTS, after years of being ignored, I can finally greet you here, as the future War Room president.
All you NUTS reading this here in the POWT topic, you are just a small representation of what we want to see in all of the War Room.
And we want that all you posters from Europe, Australia, Canada and the rest of the Non US world absorb everything that we the true NUTS War Room want to be in future.

We want to be one War Room, and threw you, my NUTS we will become one War Room again.
We want a War Room without posts from religious bible-belt nutters, Californian SJW Clinton Liberals, Jersey shore douche bags, school shooting gun loving conservatives, and bath-salt loving Florida men, and you my NUTS must not allow those poster to get likes.
We want to see one NUTS War Room, and you must support us for that.
We want the War Room to be peace-loving and courages at the same time, and you my NUTS must be peace-loving posters.
We want the War Room not to become divided like the US American liberals or conservative Sherdog crybabies, but to become Northern European, Canadian winter or Australian Outback hard and therefore you my NUTS must unite behind us.

Whatever we the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER-PARTY create today or whatever we do, we will be banned, but in you my NUTS, an US American free sticky thread will live on.
And when I can no longer hold on to the NUTS flag that we will raise together from nothing, it will be you my NUTS that must hold the pole firmly in your hands.
And I know that it cant be any other way, as we are bind together by our NUTS education and universal healthcare systems.

And when the great posts of our NUTS movement sweep victories threw the War Room, I know that you my NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS will close ranks with me because we know:

In-front of us lies a NUTS War Room,
Within us marches a NUTS War Room,
And behind us follows a NUTS War Room.

As elected president I promise to do the following things with the dedicated sticky thread.

1. Make the dedicated sticky thread a US territory based Sherdoger free zone.
2. Mocking and shoop all US American territory Sherdoogers will not just be allowed but encouraged
3. Together we will make sure that the dedicated sticky thread will never fall into US territory hand.


I call on all NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGER to unite and show our strength.

NO GINGERS

Added

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

If I run i won't disclose my tax return.

But trust that I am rich.

 

[RighteousWar]

@ripskater in 2016!

Dude calls it like he sees it, just like our President Elect!

He loves gays, muzlimz, and SJWs, but won't hesitate to call them out on their malarkey!

Plus, he's Christian...

And if you've got half a brain in your skull, you'll realize this country has gone to the toilet because we keep pushing God away!

@ripskater in 2016!

 

[Yunes]

Vote for Junes and all of your wildest dreams will come true!

 

[ripskater]

@ripskater in 2016!

Dude calls it like he sees it, just like our President Elect!

He loves gays, muzlimz, and SJWs, but won't hesitate to call them out on their malarkey!

Plus, he's Christian...

And if you've got half a brain in your skull, you'll realize this country has gone to the toilet because we keep pushing God away!

@ripskater in 2016!

Thanks buddy, but I'm not running. I'm not a good politician.