Sherdog cliches

[Egalite]

Post the ones you hate te most:

- All Eric Silva 'Jokes'
- Please warn me when posting such violence (after Mike Russow hammerfist of doom)
- ..... arguably won
- ..... is shook
- All sherdoggers are 6ft 5 270 pound 12% bodyfat, 10s banging Alpha Chads

@Ares Black, better now eh

 

[prime_lobov]

“He was winning until he lost”

 

[RockyLockridge]

[person who was once my friend] was never my friend
Jones is a duck
"That's fucking illegal"
[Physically fit fighter] is looking thick, Soild, Tight
Posting a THREAD about a specific TOPIC with the TITLE written like THIS

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

UFC is dying

 

[bng]

-Sherdog's schizophrenic socialism: "Private company which I personally dislike should share most of its profits with fighters"

-Anyone opposing Dana/UFC is a hero by default; questioning "hero's" motives = Dana/UFC bootlicker

-"You can't judge a fighter because you are not a fighter yourself" type of arguments

-"You can't tell how fighter should fight (strategically or tactically) because you are not a fighter yourself" type of arguments

 

[Shaolin Alan]

Fighter pay

Elbows too pointy

UFC died again

Needs more birds

Fighter X looking TST

UFC needs Pride rules!!

Me H8 WMMA but still comment about it

Ian Machado-Garry (& O'malley) is a cuck!!!

That Jon Jones hurted my fee-fees again

OMG, did you see how drained he looked at weigh-ins?!

 

[The Bloody Nine]

"All white belts fucking suck".

Oh, you said "hate".

 

[STAY GOLD]

Anyone posts anything about WMMA and we get the same karma farming repetitive jokes and pic requests.

An undefeated fighter losses and they we were never that good.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Gooning out over women that are 3/10 to 5.5/10 (at best) because they're fighters

Anyone who doesn't enjoy WMMA is an incel, misogynist, etc.

Wanting things to happen a specific way and melting down when they don't

Hating a perfectly nice and exciting fighter because they are popular, or...

...hating a fighter because of a few annoying fans

"I like this boring fighter because they piss everyone off!" hipsterism

Being offended by anything and everything Jon Jones says and/or does

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I still find everything in the OP hilarious.

Sherdog cliches are still my boy, were never my friend, true if huge, and about tree fiddy.

 

[Blastbeat]

thinking people actually pay to watch fights

 

[Sasha]

after Mike Russow hammerfist of doom)

You could have put a spoiler tag

 

[arcadeperfect]

He was never really that good.

 

[Koala]

Obsession with Joe Rogan being 5 feet 2
Grapplers are boring, but never watching KB or MT
Close fights being labelled as robberies
Close fights being labelled as dominations
Thinking that not watching the fights but spending time on a UFC forum is something to brag about
The weight bully concept
Shitting on UFC commentators when they are better than those on Fight Pass Leagues, Road to UFC, DWCS
Obsessions over Brandon Schaub, Strickland, Nina Girl, Helwani (not Schmo anymore)

 

[drowned]

your generation's abjectly weird defense mechanism of pretending strangers on the internet are angry

 

[Thy]

i'm only 6"1 and 112% body fat. i like math.

 

[burningspear]

thinking people actually pay to watch fights

there's about a dozen guys on here who resent tf out of streaming

 

[Luthien]

@HI SCOTT NEWMAN has a list!

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

@HI SCOTT NEWMAN has a list!

Well with all the crazy news recently about Penn, it has to be............................

"I met BJ Penn at the airport"

 

[STAY GOLD]

Grapplers are boring, but never watching KB or MT

Agreed. It’s crazy when a fighter grapples and they cry “he’s hugging him and not fighting” and then they get a sloppy kickboxing sparring session and claim that’s boring, too.

There’s also the folks who hate every move and word Dana does and says and hate on the UFC endlessly, yet they don’t bother watching any alternatives.