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At long last, 2025 is mere days away from being tucked into its covers and given the long kiss goodnight. To honor our dearly departed comrade Jordan Breen, one too weird to live and too rare to die, we thought no better than to revive his beloved All-Violence Team series—with a twist. Rather than emulating his framework of one athlete per division, we slimmed it down to one man and one woman that most firmly embody the absolute joy of ultraviolence in this sport we hold so dear.
We considered it prudent to revive his mission statement, as only he could quote famed poet Ezra Pound in a piece about face-punching. A poet and terse critic, Pound’s legend grew after standing toe-to-toe with renowned boxing enthusiast Ernest Hemingway in the ring. Pound wrote: “The modern artist must live by craft and violence. His gods are violent gods. Those artists, so called, whose work does not show this strife, are uninteresting.”
In a renewed category where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter, we craft a recipe which combines a spoonful of intensity, a helping of strength of schedule, one cups of fight frequency and a dash of the ol’ razzle-dazzle. We have “Fighter of the Year” at home; we want Mr. All-Violence. Copping one more flawless line—and some Pop Tarts—from the brilliant mind of our fallen friend, “This is about the fighters who got themselves turned into animated gifs, who made you jump off the couch and scream, who sent you sprinting to Twitter to express your disbelief and had you thirsting for their next fight to be announced, waiting with bated breath.”
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@Gio @Valhoven
@Slapjit
@fujitsugroundnpound
@Neck&Neck
@Arqueto @BroRogan @Carl Drogo @lsa
@StonedLemur @Fight Professor @TerrorTimmy @Elvis. @ryun253 @don't ask @C0NCH3TO @MEAN357 @Cooliox @mudrubble @Bobby Boulders @Simple Southerner @svmr_db @Luthien @BoxerMaurits @Neck&Neck @SeattleFightFan @Ares Black @SalvadorAllende @Arm Barbarian @Blanqa Blanqua @Royce's Gi @Cooliox @Krixes @MXZT @wisdom blows @nonoob @Mohawk Banditó @JKS @SuperNerd @2004 account @Mammothman @Bushwhacker B @Siver! @TITS @Cowboy Kurt Angle @Jose Beehive @MEAN357 @NoBiasJustMMA @FlyingDeathKick @Doughie99 @13Seconds @CPH @Kenny Powerth @OldBoy91 @Kryptt @Paynebringer @HI SCOTT NEWMAN @Poirierfan @SenorFranko @MMALOPEZ @Hellowhosthat @Get To Da Choppa @BangBang @Substance Abuse @John makfresshi @Wong_Wongster_Irish @TCE @Jackonfire @helax @Iroh
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