Shawshank Redemption remake.... this is going to suck.

[Jballer]

Sounds good. Jaden Smith is playing Red also according to imdb.

 

[Kraysla]

That was pretty funny...after i unbunched my panties from reading the thread title.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

I wonder who's going to play the Sisters?

 

[mushishi]

You need to do more film reviews and reflections.

 

[ookii]

 

[CutStryker]

You can't be serious! Shawshank is a masterpiece. Why the hell would you try and replicate a near flawless film. Should have won the Oscar over Gump imo.

All the 2000's are, are remakes.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

lmao

Paul, where do you come up with this shit?

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I refuse to believe this is real until I see it confirmed elsewhere. Otherwise, I'm not wasting my time to check it myself.

ZERO chance they would cast Giant Valuev as the star in a remake of Shawshank. Period.

Damn, reading this, you're actually mad huh?

 

[sickc0d3r]

Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish!

 

[RedRocket44]

Are you being obtuse?

"what did you call me?!"

"SOLITARY! A MONTH!"

 

[Kick Strickland]

this is a disaster,. a travesty

your av is outstanding

 

[BVG]

Christ...

Calling it shawshank redemption 2: the revenge of duffrene.

 

[WebAlchemist]

I personally cant wait until Michael Bay follows this up with an adaptation of schindlers list

 

[Jermei]

"what did you call me?!"

"SOLITARY! A MONTH!"

I'm gonna need some rope. About 6ft if this movie gets made.

 

[The Senator]

Damn, reading this, you're actually mad huh?

Oh no, if I were truly angered, I would have cast mountains of vitriol into the topic. Just a bit of overblown snark as it is.

 

[Clippys Mom]

Absolute bullshit travesty...just google'd ..

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) is playing the part of Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding, originally played by Morgan Freeman

 

[koolinkunming]

Good joke.

 

[Final Rehab]

I wonder who's going to play the Sisters?

Justin Beiber, Seth Green, Hayley Joel Osmont.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Hopefully Andy's escape will be at least somewhat believable in the remake.

Oh, Michael Bay? That ain't gonna fuckin happen.

 

[melvinj0]

Shawshank Redemption with zombies