International Sensei Steven Segal is Russian Superman

[Vampire life]

Seems that the action star and Akido master who taught Anderson Silva the devastating UFC front kick has gone full Putin puppet

Action star Steven Seagal appears to have gained a ton of weight in latest Russian propaganda appearance

“Seagal, as a rule, controlled the narrative hard when filming as he insisted on certain camera angles and nothing that accentuates his weight gain,” a source said.

nypost.com

His hair transplant is looking solid and although he’s gained about 300 lbs since his last ass kicking movie debuted, he says his hair is still coal black thanks to clean Russian lifestyle and Sambo lessons
He says Ukrainian leader Zelensky (the Jew) has gone full Nazi and he’s doing what he can for the fatherland to counter the Ukrainian aggression
JCVD has been alerted to his location

 

[HOLA]

Sensei Steve can gain all the weight he wants, because he doesn't even need to get outta the chair to kick ass.

 

[Lycandroid]

hes more like a russian weather balloon

 

[DragRacer]

He’s been gnawing off chunks of Lizzo for nutrients.
It’s all so obvious now.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

The final boss of the gravy seals.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

what the hell are they feeding that thing?

 

[lsa]

I cant wait for his buddy cop movie with Jeff Monson, set in Moscow.
Its going to be a banger.

 

[wh4tttt]

damn even his belly is wearing a flak vest to go with his shooting glasses.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I cant wait for his buddy cop movie with Jeff Monson, set in Moscow.
Its going to be a banger.

You wanna watch criminals get fucked for free?

 

[lsa]

You wanna watch criminals get fucked for free?

Sorry I dont buy from unknown sources.

 

[Broke Lester]

More like Sumo Steven Segal.

 

[Mack Yancy]

I thought he was Mongolian?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I thought he was Mongolian?

well, it doesn't look like he's from hungary.

 

[Vampire life]

what the hell are they feeding that thing?

Borscht

And lots of Vodka

 

[Vampire life]

More like Sumo Steven Segal.

He’s not Japanese anymore

He’s Ruskie, Comrade

 

[Mack Yancy]

well, it doesn't look like he's from hungary.

BUT HE SURE LOOKS HUNGRY

Borscht

And lots of Vodka

You worship Edward Snowden, right? I'm pretty sure your hero is dining on that Moscow Chow.

 

[wh4tttt]

I thought he was Mongolian?

That was the fella who lost his scalp for Stevens hair hat.

 

[Otto!]

Sensei Steve can gain all the weight he wants, because he doesn't even need to get outta the chair to kick ass.

It’s a great way to avoid being punched in the balls when fighting a short guy like that.

 

[Sakuraba'sEar]

He's a great American, stop making fun of my sensei

 

[Mr Holmes]