Semi-Useless Life Hack #136

[Rhood]

If you're too lazy to wash the dishes or cannot afford them, cut an empty bag of Doritos in half and serve your household with it.

Bonus Hack​

Want Nachos in the Movie Theater without having to pay a mortgage for it?

Sneak in a full bag of Doritos in the movie theater along with a pair of scissors.
Cut off the Top Half of the Doritos bag and discard it. Don't worry though, the top half is filled with air. The bottom half is what you need.
You'll also need to sneak in a glass jar of nacho cheese dip and a mini torch lighter.
These lighters look like regular lighters, but with a steady blue flame.

Place the glass jar in the cup holder embedded in your chair.
Then use the torch lighter underneath the cup holder and light the bottom of the glass.
There should be an open hole underneath the armrest.
Keep it lit for about 20 minutes, then let it rest for 5 minutes so you don't burn yourself.
Unscrew the lid and pour the cheese over your open bag of Doritos. Enjoy!

 

[helax]

Disclaimer: Shouldn’t do the old popcorn trick with hot nacho cheese

 

[Captain Tenneal]

It's a walking taco my friend

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

It's a walking taco my friend

It's a taco in a bag. And I'm not your friend, buddy.

 

[Captain Tenneal]

It's a taco in a bag. And I'm not your friend, buddy.

Where are you from sir, that is a walking taco

 

[Zer]

This is Sherdog, where everyone earns minimum six figures and has an endless supply of paper plates and plastic cutlery. Take this life hack to Reddit

 

[Flower2dPeople]

This is Sherdog, where everyone earns minimum six figures and has an endless supply of paper plates and plastic cutlery. Take this life hack to Reddit

I bought a theater to try OPs hack. 5/10.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Frito Pie ?

I Could Eat

@lsa @Arqueto @helax @BroRogan @Chules @Pittie Petey @Neck&Neck @Bobby Boulders @Batjester

 

[EndlessCritic]

The last time I was at the movie theatre my wife ordered 3 kids combos.

I saw the lady ring up the till and I nearly had a heart attack.

My wife then pulled out some coupons she got from Costco for free kids combos. My blood pressure thankfully calmed down.

My wife then asked for the toys that came with the combos. The lady at the theatre said that since we were paying with coupons, we didn't get any toys. My wife then argued with this teenager for like 30 seconds over some plastic garbage that we'd be throwing out as soon as we got home. I stood there laughing at the absurdity of it all.

 

[William Huggins]

This is Sherdog, where everyone earns minimum six figures and has an endless supply of paper plates and plastic cutlery. Take this life hack to Reddit

And enough white rice and steak to feed a small country.

 

[liner]

The last time I was at the movie theatre my wife ordered 3 kids combos.

I saw the lady ring up the till and I nearly had a heart attack.

My wife then pulled out some coupons she got from Costco for free kids combos. My blood pressure thankfully calmed down.

My wife then asked for the toys that came with the combos. The lady at the theatre said that since we were paying with coupons, we didn't get any toys. My wife then argued with this teenager for like 30 seconds over some plastic garbage that we'd be throwing out as soon as we got home. I stood there laughing at the absurdity of it all.

But did you get the toys? I must know. Was your wife able to defeat the teenager? Who won this battle. Im betting the teenager won with eye rolls and indifference

 

[EndlessCritic]

But did you get the toys? I must know. Was your wife able to defeat the teenager? Who won this battle. Im betting the teenager won with eye rolls and indifference

No toy.

 

[liner]

Teena

No toy.

Teenager-1
Suburban wife-0

I bet your wife was pissed

 

[RoastBeast]

News story on sherdogger who burned down a movie theater attempting to create poverty nachos incoming.

 

[milliniar]

Where are you from sir, that is a walking taco

Does it have legs? No it isn't walking.

 

[lowlife]

Frito Pie ?

I Could Eat

@lsa @Arqueto @helax @BroRogan @Chules @Pittie Petey @Neck&Neck @Bobby Boulders @Batjester

hell yeah frito pie goes hard. we used to eat them in flour tortillas like a taco.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

hell yeah frito pie goes hard. we used to eat them in flour tortillas like a taco.

Gordita

@Pittie Petey

 

[jeff7b9]

If you scratch a bar of soap prior to doing any dirty work, gardening, working with engines, carpentry, etc, the bit of soap will fill in the area beneath your nails and wash clean when you wash your hands afterwards and you won't have gross dirty schmeggy shit under your fingernails.

 

[William Huggins]

If you scratch a bar of soap prior to doing any dirty work, gardening, working with engines, carpentry, etc, the bit of soap will fill in the area beneath your nails and wash clean when you wash your hands afterwards and you won't have gross dirty schmeggy shit under your fingernails.

Is the soap edible?

 

[Streeter]

Ots just a walking taco they serve them at lots of places. Not a hack